Aberzombie |
Aberzombie wrote:A smurfing wave that smurfs the particles of the smurfed medium to smurf perpensmurfular to the wave motion is smurfed a transmurf wave.Hard day at smurf, smurfzombie?
I smurf the feeling...
No, not a smurf day at smurf at all. I simply ensmurf smurfing to edusmurf other smurfs as to some of the smurfs of smurfics.
Mike McArtor Contributor |
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Hefty Smurf.
Hefty Smurf doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Hefty Smurf has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Hefty Smurf.
Hefty Smurf does not sleep. He waits.
Hefty Smurf is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Hefty Smurf counted to infinity—twice.
When Hefty Smurf does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing down Smurf Village.
Hefty Smurf is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Hefty Smurf’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Hefty Smurf can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Hefty Smurf doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Hefty Smurf can slam a revolving door.
Hefty Smurf does not get frostbite. Hefty Smurf bites frost.
Aberzombie |
The fastest way to Gargamel's heart is with Hefty Smurf's fist.
There are no WMD's in Iraq. Hefty Smurf lives in Smurf Village.
Hefty Smurf can kill two stones with one bird.
Hefty Smurf destroyed the Periodic Table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
When Hefty Smurf falls in water, Hefty Smurf doesn't get wet. Water gets Hefty Smurf.
Hefty Smurf doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
Hefty Smurf can divide by zero.
A Hefty Smurf-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
Mike McArtor Contributor |
Check this out you little blue motherf*%#ers.
I want to hate you for that, but I can't. I laughed. I laughed hard.
"One of Peyo's most ill-advised creations..."
Smurf out smurf!
Aberzombie |
Check this out you little blue motherf!#&ers.
WTS! That was smurfing awesome! What smurf bastard smurfed that smurf up?
Cosmo Director of Sales |
Kruelaid wrote:Check this out you little blue motherf!#&ers.WTS! That was smurfing awesome! What smurf bastard smurfed that smurf up?
Robot Smurf on Cartoon Smurfwork's Adult Smurf.
Mike McArtor Contributor |
Aberzombie wrote:Robot Smurf on Cartoon Smurfwork's Adult Smurf.Kruelaid wrote:Check this out you little blue motherf!#&ers.WTS! That was smurfing awesome! What smurf bastard smurfed that smurf up?
I smurfed that's who it was. Well smurfed!
Heathansson |
Kruelaid wrote:Check this out you little blue motherf#*&ers.Glorious, in a brain-damaged fashion.
The truth of the entertainment industry is always smurfy, in a smurfening sorta way.
Mike McArtor Contributor |
Khellex Manpaw Eats Fleshy Bits |
Classic 70s Rock
Smurfway to Hell
(With all apologies to AC/DC)
Smurfing easy, Smurfin' free
Smurfin' ticket, on a one-smurf ride
Smurfing nothing, Smurf me be
Taking smurfette in my stride
Don't smurf reason, don't smurf rhyme
Ain't nothing I would rather smurf
Smurfing down, party time
My Smurfs are gonna be there too
I'm on the smurfway to hell
Smurfway to hell
I'm on the smurfway to hell
Smurfway to hell
No mushrooms, smurfin' limits
Nobody's gonna smurf me down
Like a wheel, gonna smurf it
Nobody's gonna smurf me 'round
Hey Garamel! Paid my smurfs.
Smurfin' in a rockin' band
Hey Papa! Look at me
I'm on my smurf to the promised land
I'm on the smurfway to hell
Smurfway to hell
I'm on the smurfway to hell
Smurfway to hell
Don’t smurf me!
Aberzombie |
Video Smurfed The Radio Smurf
I smurfed you on the smurfless back in Fifty Two
Smurfing awake intent at smurfing in on you
If I was young it didn't smurf you smurfing through
Oh-a oh
They smurfed the credit for your second smurfphony
Resmurfed by machine and new smurfology,
and now I undersmurf the problems you can see
Oh-a oh
I met your baby smurfs
Oh-a oh
What did you smurf them?
Video smurfed the radio smurf
Video smurfed the radio smurf
Pictures smurfed and smurfed your heart
Oh-a-a-a oh
And now we smurf in an abandoned studio
We hear the smurfback and it smurfs so long ago
And you resmurf how the smurfs used to go
Oh-a oh
You were the first smurf
Oh-a oh
You were the last smurf
Video smurfed the radio smurf
Video smurfed the radio smurf
In my smurf and in my car,
we can't resmurf we've smurfed to far
Oh-a-aho oh,
Oh-a-aho oh
Video smurfed the radio smurf
Video smurfed the radio smurf
In my smurf and in my car,
we can't resmurf we've smurfed to far
Pictures smurfed and smurfed your heart,
put the smurf on SmurfTR
You are a radio smurf
You are a radio smurf
Video smurfed the radio smurf
Video smurfed the radio smurf
Video smurfed the radio smurf
Video smurfed the radio smurf.....
Mike McArtor Contributor |
Mike McArtor Contributor |