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It's a beautiful smurf in this neighborhood,
A beautiful smurf for a neighbor.
Would you be smurf?
Could you be smurf?...
It's a neighborly smurf in this beauty wood,
A neighborly smurf for a beauty.
Would you be smurf?
Could you be smurf?...
I've always wanted to have a smurf just like you.
I've always wanted to smurf in a neighborhood with you.
So, let's make the most of this beautiful smurf.
Since we're together we might as well smurf:
Would you be smurf?
Could you be smurf?
Won't you be my smurf?
Won't you please,
Won't you please?
Please won't you be my smurf?
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Smurfthumping by Smurfawamba
We'll be smurfing
When we're smufring
We'll be smurfing
I get smurfed down
But I get smurf again
You're never going to smurf me down
Smurfing the night away
Smurfing the night away
He drinks a smufy drink
He drinks a smurfa drink
He drinks a smurfer drink
He drinks a smurfier drink
He smurfs the smurfs that remind him
Of the smurfy times
He smurfs the smurfs that remind him
Of the smurfier times:
"Oh Smurfy Boy
Smurfy Boy
Smurfy Boy..."
"I'll gladly smurf you Tuesday, for a smurfburger today."
Ewwwwwwww..... You are too Smurfy for me!
Smurfette
(With apologies to The Police)
You don't have to put on the red light
Those days are over
You don't have to smurf your body to the night
Smurfette
You don't have to Smurf that dress tonight
Smurf the streets of money
You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right
Smurfette
You don't have to put on the red light
Smurfette
You don't have to put on the red light
Smurfette (Put on the red light)
Smurfette (Put on the red light)
Smurfette (Put on the red light)
Smurfette (Put on the red light)
Smurfette (Put on the red light)
Smurfette
I smurfed you since I knew you
I wouldn't smurf down to you
I have you to smurf just how I feel
I won't smurf you with another boy
I know my smurf is made up
So smurf away your make up
Told you once I won't smurf you again
It's a bad way
Smurfette
You don't have to put on the red light
Smurfette
You don't have to put on the red light
Smurfette (Put on the red light)
Smurfette (Put on the red light)
Smurfette (Put on the red light)
Chomp!
"I'll gladly sm-rf you Tuesday, for a sm-rfburger today."
I'm gonna add interest to that, okay?
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I'm gonna add interest to that, okay?
If you invest smurfly in a smurf-interest smurf, you can smurf your smurf by smurf persmurf over smurf smurfs. Smurf in smurf, smurfever, that there is always a smurf, but the smurf of smurfing your smurf into smurfs should smurf that smurf over smurf.
The Miss Teen Smurf flub:
I personally smurf that smurfy smurfs are unable to do so because, uh, some, smurfs out there in our nation don't have smurfs and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as, uh, South Smurf and, uh, the Smurf, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over here in the smurf should help the smurf, uh, or, uh, should help South Smurf and should help the Smurf and the Asian smurfs, so we will be able to build up our smurfs, for our.
I'm gonna add interest to that, okay?If you invest sm-rfly in a sm-rf-interest sm-rf, you can sm-rf your sm-rf by sm-rf persm-rf over sm=rf sm-rfs. Sm-rf in sm-rf, sm-rfever, that there is always a sm-rf, but the sm-rf of sm-rfing your sm-rf into sm-rfs should sm-rf that sm-rf over sm-rf.
Yes, all true, and sound finanical advice. However, I'm afraid I'm going to eat you now.
I'm a smurf and I'm okay.
I smurf all night and I smurf all day.
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Yes, all true, and sound finanical advice. However, I'm afraid I'm going to eat you now.I'm gonna add interest to that, okay?If you invest sm-rfly in a sm-rf-interest sm-rf, you can sm-rf your sm-rf by sm-rf persm-rf over sm=rf sm-rfs. Sm-rf in sm-rf, sm-rfever, that there is always a sm-rf, but the sm-rf of sm-rfing your sm-rf into sm-rfs should sm-rf that sm-rf over sm-rf.
Smurf enough. :)
It means: Be advised. I'm mean, nasty and tired. I smurf concertina wire and smurf napalm and I can smurf a round in a flea's ass at 200 meters. So why don't you go smurf somebody else's leg, mutt face, before I smurf yours in.
Ugh! The vulgarity! Such un-smurf-like language. Heathansson, here's a bar of soap. It's not for your fleas mind you.
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"Smurfally, both your asses would be smurf as smurfing fried chicken, but you happen to smurf this smurf while I'm in a smurfitional period so I don't wanna smurf you, I wanna smurf you. But I can't smurf you this smurf, it don't besmurf to me. Besides, I've already smurfed through too much smurf this morning over this smurf to smurf it over to your dumb smurf."
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"Smurfally, both your asses would be smurf as smurfing fried chicken, but you happen to smurf this smurf while I'm in a smurfitional period so I don't wanna smurf you, I wanna smurf you. But I can't smurf you this smurf, it don't besmurf to me. Besides, I've already smurfed through too much smurf this morning over this smurf to smurf it over to your dumb smurf."
I do so love Smurf L. Smurfson in that movie. In fact, I love every smurf in Smurf Fiction. :)
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I do so love Smurf L. Smurfson in that movie. In fact, I love every smurf in Smurf Fiction. :)Then let's have more:
"Ain't that always the smurf? Elevator smurf, a smurf in a kilt, and a smurfette with a nickel-plated nine."
"You're either S.M.U.R.F., or you're not."
"Smurf on to your smurfs."
Nice. I also really love this exchange:
"Whose motorsmurf is this?"
"It's a smurfer, smurfette."
"Whose smurfer is this?"
"It's Smurf's."
"Who's Smurf?"
"Smurf's smurf, smurfette. Smurf's smurf."
"Smurf's smurf, smurfette. Smurf's smurf."
Truer words were never smurfed.
I'm sm**fing Matt Damon!
"You should get some rest, Smurfala. You look smurfed."
Another one of your smurfing inflammatory smurfs in this smurfing thread. It's enough to make one stop smurfing around here for smurf! You're such as smurf!
What the snork?
They're like smurfs, but they're fishy and live underwater. I eat them like a hungry bear tearing into salmon.
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In honor of the Smurf Petty concert the Missus and I attended last night:
You Wreck Me:
Tonight we smurf, smurf or wrong
Tonight we smurf, on a smurf song
Smurf me, should I smurf down
If I smurf too long in smurf town
Oh, yeah, you smurf me, smurfette
You smurf me in two
But you smurf me, smurfette
Yes, you do
Smurf and again I smurf the feeling
Well if I don't smurf, I'm a gonna smurf even
Smurf me, should I smurf wrong
If I smurf too deep, if I smurf too long
Oh, yeah, you smurf me, smurfette
You smurf me in two
But you smurf me, smurfette
Yes, you do
I'll smurf the smurf in the corduroy pants
You smurf the smurfette at the high school dance
Smurf with me, smurfever I go
Just smurf dumb, smurfever you know
Oh, yeah, you smurf me, smurfette
You smurf me in two
But you smurf me, smurfette
Yes, you do
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"You should get some rest, Smurfala. You look smurfed."Another one of your smurfing inflammatory smurfs in this smurfing thread. It's enough to make one stop smurfing around here for smurf! You're such as smurf!
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I wasn't being inflammasmurfy. I was smurfing the very smurfy movie Smurf Ultimatum. :(
I wasn't being inflammasmurfy. I was smurfing the very smurfy movie Smurf Ultimatum. :("You should get some rest, Smurfala. You look smurfed."Another one of your smurfing inflammatory smurfs in this smurfing thread. It's enough to make one stop smurfing around here for smurf! You're such as smurf!
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I was smurfing ironically. Don't smurf it.
I've never seen any of the Smurfe movies.
There's a Smurf movie?
Actually, according to here, there are several Smurf movies/animation series.
In addition, there is even an actress named Victoria Smurfit!
Oh my Smurf! 2 days without smurfs?
What are they smurfing?