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Sounds like you're issuing a challenge. Guess you need to accept it, then.

*The carcass of the elephant/octopus hybrid starts to decompose.*

*As such, the stench is very horrific.*

*sniff, sniff*

Yeah...Smells like Brooklyn.

Why in the Spocking hell does my Mother in Law find it necessary to overcook garlic toast at 530 a.m.?

[Lengthy string of expletives redacted.]

Because 5:15 is too early?

♫ Just peel the bananas, they are probably fine. ♫

gran rey de los everything wrote:

Bel-mrooks wrote:

gran rey de los surround sound wrote:

Bel-mrooks wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Bel-mrooks wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Unfortunately, what isn't a joke is that I have been left even more laundry than I was complaining about on Wednesday. I'm pretty f!#%ing pissed.

"You Knew It! You're Surrounded By A**Holes."

It's been like that for most of my life.

Commence Operation... VAC-U-SUCK!

No! YOU SUCK!!

gran , I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

Yeah? Well, I'm your everything!

(of emotion)

*lone tear carries down cheek*
YOU"RE RIGHT!
*overly emotional crying insues.*

*walks away*

Did you get the beer's consent before you fisted it? If so, keep at it.

Deoraich ‘Dubs’ MacGadai wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

The quote from yesterday’s Strange Aeons PF game:

“WTF, it’s my birthday, man!”

The party rogue (played by FAWTL alum Patrick Curtin) was sneaking about a tannery while invisible looking for an outsider imposter. He got stuck in a room with a group of guards seated around a table (he got a really high Stealth roll, so they were unalarmed).

“What are they talking about?” Me: They’re planning a trip to a strip club.

Not seeing a way out of the room without alerting them, he finally pulled out his bow and started taking them out with sneak attacks. (Bear in mind, these are just hired guards sitting around a table.) The party rushes in and attacks. By the time the guards’ initiative finally came up, there was only one half-dead guard left.

He dropped his weapon in surrender and said, “What the f#%@! It’s my birthday, man!”

This will forever be our line whenever players go full murderhobo and slaughter enemies who weren’t even attacking them.

Snitches get stitches

But the liches get all the wenches.

Give that wench a bench. Wenches love benches.

Been on a low sugar carb ish diet thing. I want a brownie or a chocolate chip cookie so bad right now.

No brownie chip cookies for you!!

... Lebowski Thor from Endgame. ..

The Thor abides.

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Did you know that Gollum cloned himself several times and then formed an '80s style synth-pop band? They're called "A Flock of Smeagols".

Their hair had a very polarizing love hate effect.

Some might say it is bipolar-izing.

Yeah, I'm a little ashamed of that one.

Good thing I don't have any sanity left to lose. FTAUGHN!

Yuugasa wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

well. Hello stranger.

*Nods respectfully to Freehold*

How you doing? Still master of the universe?

my pronouns are he and him, not he and man.

My nouns have kept their amateur status.

gran rey de los stereo wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

I don't know about sharing my problems, well I suppose some work complaints from time to time. I think mostly I just have very little social interaction at night so a little conversation from time to time probably keeps me from talking to myself.

Really? I still talk to myself all the time.

No you don't.

Yes I do.

Nonsense.

Vidmaster7 wrote:

I don't know about sharing my problems, well I suppose some work complaints from time to time. I think mostly I just have very little social interaction at night so a little conversation from time to time probably keeps me from talking to myself.

Really? I still talk to myself all the time.

No you don't.

Just a Mort wrote:

I do squats and leg raises rather badly to be honest. *blushes*

do them every day. Improve your form. No less than 40 a day. You will see improvement. Make sure when you do leg raises you life your coccyx off the floor and hold it for several seconds.

And do them all *slowly*.

It's a trap!

But she is unexciting and awake, so I guess that counts for something?

The Incredicoaster! The last coaster you will ever need! This incredible device defies logic as it protects your wooden surfaces from stains if you put it under your drink! Just look at how terrible these unsightly rings are on this coffee table. What if this was your table?! And your friends were coming over?! And your boss!?!?! And your extremely judgmental in-laws!?!?!??!?! Why, you could be ostracized for decades if they see this!!!! But, use the Incredicoaster! and you'll never have to worry again.

Order now, and get 2 Incredicoasters! for only $49.99 (plus S&H), and we'll throw in 4! Yes 4!! more Incredicoasters! for absolutely free!!! (Just pay seperate S&H)

How could you possibly pass up on this deal?

If you can't type things in the right order, then maybe writing a book wasn't a great plan.

Perhaps I should have said the plunger inventor was having a s&*+ty day?

The "unsinkable" cruise liner reanimates as a zombie, and rises from its watery grave in a quest to satiate its thirst for seamen.

♫ ♪ Do a trollop. Do, do a trollop of Daisy. ♫ ♪

(I know that's sour cream, not cream cheese, but I still thought it was funny.)

Why does it sound like there are two of me?

captain yesterday wrote:

And I got to foil a theft.

What happened?

Clearly he wrapped a would-be robber in thin aluminum.

That's a bad kitty. No tuna snacks for you.

If he sits up fast enough, the cat shouldn't have a chance to use it's claws.

Sit upright in one quick, jerking motion. Measure how far the kitten flies, and see if it does indeed land on its feet.

*talks in both your ears*

For Freehold.

Its to late she already escaped *sad face*

Well go after her!

Clearly, the reason Polish jokes are funny is because the Polish are dumb.

If you see a faded sign on the side of the road that reads: "15 miles to the GUARRRRRDDD SHHHAAAAACCKKK!" Guard shack baby.

Perhaps we can get him to make several hundreds posts on the topic of Y-Wings?

Love and Peace! Love and Peace [/Vash the Stampede]

I am curious about something now. If a wizard gets thrown out of the Wizard's Guild and has to turn in their ceremonial attire, have they been disrobed?

My aliases are annoying me.

Drejk wrote:

polish a few things.

I see what you did there...

Next thing you know he's going to need to czech his spelling.

Alton will host the after-show, presenting recipes inspired by the episode. (Also, I have no idea what you guys are talking about.)

The Nozzle wrote:

Please do not look away from...

... The Nozzle

What IS that thing?

It's a nozzle. I thought that was obvious.

One day, three young girls walked up to their mother. The first said, "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" To which the mother replied, "Because, dear, when you were born a rose fell on your head." The second asked, "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" To which the mother replied, "Because, dear, when you were born a daisy fell on your head." The third girl then said "WheiiioiaddfhoituyivjznbcOIEHDFROIHLKDHKLJH!!!!" To which the mother replied, "Shut up, Refrigerator."

gran rey de los everything wrote:

Raven Moon wrote:

SO Im going to have to drive across the country. Any games recommended as I drive?

Risk, or Axis and Allies. Maybe a few 2500pt 40k battles. Battle Masters.

Sadly he is driving and wants something that he can play like "I Spy" or something similar.

He can still do it. Just takes a lot of willpower.

Also, I choose games that would be near impossible to play in a car regardless of whether or not you're driving. I was trying to joke.

Umm...if your milk has brown solids you probably should have thrown it out ages ago.

Or the cat s#@& in it again, in which case you should have thrown the cat out ages ago.

gran rey de los mono wrote:

In weather news, they have now issued a blizzard warning for the area, and say we may get up to a foot of heavy, wet snow. This is clearly all Freehold's fault, and I will deliver an appropriate punishment as soon as I can arrange the ultimate Whedon/Brown mashup.

But you have to make him see it... Perhaps put it on every billboard in his area, and on every radio/TV station? Make it such an event that even Freeholds friends can't stop talking about it to him.

~evil wink~

If I could pull off the ultimate Whedon/Brown mashup, I would gladly fly to New York, kidnap Freehold by promising him Bonchon and bubble tea, and force him to watch it over and over Clockwork Orange style.

I'm feeling nostalgic about something I can't exactly pin-point... A book? A place? A story? A forgotten dream?

Do you feel nostalgic for deja vu?

"I only have 10 bullets, so some of you are going to have to share" - from Deadpool trailer.

I will happy to let that guy other there have my bullet, Mr. Pool. I'm allergic to them anyway.

Xenthya, Nuzlocke Trainer wrote:

Taking the Sky from Him

Okay, first, that's hurtful.

Does it feel like a telephone pole through the chest?

Guess who woke up after four hours of sleep and couldn't sleep anymore?

Freehold? CH? Orthos? The weird guy down the street who cleans his cats' ears with his tongue?

I applaud your excessive use of [expletive deleted]. +6 rant points.

[Expletive deleted] you.

NO WAIT I MEAN THANK YOU!!!!!

Yoda. That little green bastard can work magic.

Who said anything about being a kid?

Ulfen Death Squad is banned for wanting his rabbit cooked.