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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid in existence? Yep, it's pasteurized before you ever see it.

That is almost as fast as Lint


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Why does the barber get everywhere early? Because he knows all the short cuts.


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I took my girlfriend to a fancy restaurant the other day, and the hostess asked me "Do you have reservations?" I said "No. We're sure we want to eat here."


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I recently adopted two dogs. I named them Rolex and Timex. After all, they are watch dogs.


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What's the best way to watch a fishing tournament? Live stream.


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You may not have noticed, but I love bad puns. That's just how eye roll.


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I love the way the Earth rotates. It really makes my day.


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Having a cookout this weekend? Be sure to remember the pickle. It's a big dill, after all.


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My wife asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean. I don't know why she's so mad at me.


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My son asked me what a will was. I considered explaining it to him, but I thought it would be a dead give-away.


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What if Soy Milk is actually regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?


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Once I ate two pieces of string, and when they came out they were tied together. I s+&+ you knot.


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I was going to tell a joke about a terrorist, but I'm afraid it will bomb.


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Oh, boy.

Please don't take offense at any of the previous jokes. Like always, the poster is a moron.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
You may not have noticed, but I love bad puns. That's just how eye roll.

Hadn't noticed >.>


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Definitely not being sarcastic wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
You may not have noticed, but I love bad puns. That's just how eye roll.
Hadn't noticed >.>

I think I sense some sarcasm.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Definitely not being sarcastic wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
You may not have noticed, but I love bad puns. That's just how eye roll.
Hadn't noticed >.>
I think I sense some sarcasm.

No what would give you that impression?


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Definitely not being sarcastic wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Definitely not being sarcastic wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
You may not have noticed, but I love bad puns. That's just how eye roll.
Hadn't noticed >.>
I think I sense some sarcasm.
No what would give you that impression?

I don't know. Just a feeling. Maybe it's your font.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Definitely not being sarcastic wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Definitely not being sarcastic wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
You may not have noticed, but I love bad puns. That's just how eye roll.
Hadn't noticed >.>
I think I sense some sarcasm.
No what would give you that impression?
I don't know. Just a feeling. Maybe it's your font.

Its not like one of your aliases is a pun goddess.


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*looks up from playing with baby owlbear*

Huh? Did someone say something?

No. Okay, good.

*continues playing with baby owlbear*


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I wonder how long it takes a owl bear to mature owls mature in like 7-8 weeks bear cubs like 2-3 years. Maybe somewhere in an average maybe. maybe the owl parts get all mature and the bear parts catch up later. That would be adorable. Giant full sized owl bear head small owl bear body.


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Raising an owlbear must be a hoot.


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Sharoth wrote:
Raising an owlbear must be a hoot.

But I'm sure it has it grizzly moments too.


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I'm at my desk, so I bent over a bit to get a better look at the screen when the kitten crawled up my back and fell asleep on my shoulders. I feel like Igor right now.


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Sit upright in one quick, jerking motion. Measure how far the kitten flies, and see if it does indeed land on its feet.


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Or latches on with its claws for dear life. someone is bound to get injured maybe both. Gran gives good advice >.> XD


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If he sits up fast enough, the cat shouldn't have a chance to use it's claws.


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Not a dog person are you gran?


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Because your definitely not a cat person.


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I prefer dogs to cats, yes.


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I'm not a pet person xD
They all make smells all over the place >.>


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I kind of guessed.


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Gahhhh You monster! Sarcasaming all over me >.>


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That sounds a little dirty.


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I don't have a sarcastic avatar to say that I don't know what you mean with :O


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Your missing out.


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Are they, really?


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What you mean Captain Yesterday already has an alias for sarcasm? who would of guessed?


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Certainly not me.
Why?


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Mekhanicat, a robot combat recon cat.


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Definitely not being sarcastic wrote:
What you mean Captain Yesterday already has an alias for sarcasm? who would of guessed?

Alex Trebeck, probably.


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So I exist now. That just wonderful.


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Pathfinder Adventure Path, Rulebook, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber

I always thought it was silly to have profiles on Hulu. Then Crookshanks made her own profile, and now I know she's seen more episodes of Robot Chicken then me.

Not that it's a competition or anything.

Lets the air out of the tires on Crookshanks' Hulu profile.


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The kids and I just put Whingey Wizzard on a train to go teach his first classes down in SoCal. He comes home late Thursday. I spent a lot of time yesterday ironing shirts and mending dress trousers so I wouldn't act worried and fidgety. This job is either going to be the big turning point for our family, or it's going to be the thing that crashed and burned his dreams.
So no pressure.


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Sorry I'm new.

Who is Whingey Wizzard? xD


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It's a codename for her husband I believe.


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Yes. I'd say "Ask Nobody's Home why..." but we don't want the man tempted to drink.
My husband always plays wizards.
And shouldn't.
But has many excellent qualities, so long as you're not his GM. Which both NH and I are.


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xD oh dear

I presume that means he's either game stiflingly good at it or hilariously bad. lol.


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Hope he gets the job :) whatever it is xD

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