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Tori steps around Grisaia's defensive line and fires at the one encroaching on Emmett's personal space.

Longbow on Red Inculitis: 1d20 + 16 - 2 ⇒ (14) + 16 - 2 = 28
Damage on Red Inculitis: 1d8 + 7 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 7 + 4 = 15
Longbow on Red Inculitis: 1d20 + 11 - 2 ⇒ (17) + 11 - 2 = 26
Damage on Red Inculitis: 1d8 + 7 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 7 + 4 = 14

Say goodnight Gracie!

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"You're too close Emmet! Back up!" Tori fires a pair of split shots at the two harassing the half-elf.

Longbow on Red Squid: 1d20 + 16 - 4 ⇒ (12) + 16 - 4 = 24
Damage on Red: 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8
Longbow on Yellow Squid: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (4) + 11 = 15
Damage on Yellow: 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (6) + 7 = 13

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Botting protocols active.

Knowledge Dungeoneering: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8

"I don't know what they hell they are, so let's just kill them!" Tori calls out, moving to join Emmett's salvo.

Longbow on Green Squid: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (10) + 16 = 26
Damage on Green: 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (6) + 7 = 13

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Ebonwolf Attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (14) + 8 = 22

Thokzazt dives at the thrown bombs, muffling the explosion with his Hellknight armor. Zeno's plea convinces the awakened squid to reach with his tentacles, harrying the villian's escape, while Ebonwolf sees an opportunity to knock the packages from the shoppers arms into Tsomo's path. The rest of the party finds themselves falling behind Tsomo as he flees into a crowded plaza filled with street performers. Dolphins and penguins leap through hoops held by their handlers, but Tsomo attempts to bull right through the performance!

The party was not quite able to slow Tsomo down enough to catch him, leaving him with a 1 square lead. My apologies for not spelling options out last turn, although with those rolls it may not have mattered. You think some Handle Animal or Ride checks might be useful, and those hoops could be used in maneuvers against Tsomo.

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Yeah, chases are weird. >_>

Ebonwolf Engineering Aid: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 25

Tad's holy weapon narrowly misses the mark, forcing Tsomo further off course, while Zeno manages to close the bridge with the help of Ebonwolf and Willaim. Cursing, the sea elf breaches the surface with powerful kicks, landing at a run on the thoroughfare. As the Pathfinders give chase, pursued and pursuer alike are given pause by the massive bulk of a squid taking up the bulk of the space. One massive eye turns to the humanoids before it, which might be intimidating were it not for the mountain of packages held in its free limbs. "I beg your pardon, am I in your way?" the creature inquires in Aquan, completing the absurdity of the situation. Tsomo snaps out of surprise and attempts to dart around!

So yeah, giant squid. How would you like to handle THIS particular development? :)

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Botting Protocols Active.

Thokzazt Perception Aid Another: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

Ebonwolf manages to locate the sabotage, and with Zeno and Thaddeus' assistance works through the repairs. Thokzazt and Shardra put their heads together to help William work on the next site, but complications from a nearby festival interfere with the effort, requiring more time.

2 sites repaired, 7 hours elapsed.

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Botting protocols activated.

(MH)+1 Dwarven Waraxe, Haste, Divine Favor: 1d20 + 8 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 8 + 1 + 1 = 20
Slashing Magical, Divine Favor: 1d10 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (9) + 3 + 1 = 13

(OH)+1 Dwarven Waraxe, Haste, Divine Favor: 1d20 + 5 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 5 + 1 + 1 = 11
Slashing Magical, Divine Favor: 1d10 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 3 + 1 = 5

(Haste)+1 Dwarven Waraxe, Haste, Divine Favor: 1d20 + 8 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 8 + 1 + 1 = 11
Slashing Magical, Divine Favor: 1d10 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 3 + 1 = 5

Ebonwolf presses the assault, managing to lay open the sahaugins chest with a shallow slash!

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Botting protocols active.

Pratts savages the fresh enemy, ripping and tearing bloody gashes through flesh. Darshan, seeing his quarry well out of reach and well in hand, focuses on his own threat.

Studied Strike on Red: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (12) + 10 = 22
Damage on Red: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6

His strike lands true, blood trickling from the puncture of the rapier. Rika and Karasuma watch their foes eyes roll up in his head, before he falls to the floor in a bloody heap. In the fact of an angry Pratts, the bomber turns tail and runs, attempting to dodge aside of Chompers insane reach, clambering along the cliff face like a monkey..

Acrobatics: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (20) + 10 = 30

Round 3 Initiative wrote:


23 Green (Damage: 40, Unconscious, 3 Bleed)
19 Orange (Damage: 32)
18 Kensaku (Damage: 4, Tied Up, 1 Dex Damage)
17 Rika (Damage: 5)

16 Red (Damage: 6)
16 Karasuma (Damage: 11)
15 Blue (Damage: 43, Unconscious, Bleeding)
12 Xun (Damage: 58)
11 Chomper
8 Pratts (Damage: 11)
5 Shigeru (Damage: 10)
4 Darshan

Kensaku is up, but cannot make the checks to escape. Rika may take her actions.

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Botting protocols active.

Chomper deals a savage blow to the grappler as Pratts rips and tears his target from the ceiling to land in a still, bloody heap. Shigeru's shot goes wide, bouncing off the stone wall. Darshan finds himself cut off from his target and settles for the dagger wielder next to him, failing to find a mark. The bombers strike out with their poisoned daggers, but Darshan and Karasuma nimbly dodge aside.

Rapier on Orange: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (2) + 8 = 10
Yellow: 1d20 ⇒ 14
Dagger on Karasuma: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (2) + 11 = 13
Dagger on Darshan: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (7) + 11 = 18

Round 2 Initiative wrote:


26 Yellow (Damage: 49, Unconscious, Bleeding)
23 Green (Damage: 28, 3 Bleed)
19 Orange
18 Kensaku (Damage: 4, Grappled)
17 Rika (Damage: 5)

16 Red
16 Karasuma (Damage: 11)
15 Blue (Damage: 21)
12 Xun (Damage: 17)
11 Chomper
8 Pratts (Damage: 11)
5 Shigeru (Damage: 10)
4 Darshan

Kensaku and Rika are now up.

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Botting protocols active.

Seeing Kensaku assailed, Darshan confirms the Xun is much the same as the previous enforcer, moving in to support his fellow Pathfinder.

Studied Target and move action to close.

Round 1 Initiative wrote:


26 Yellow
23 Green
19 Orange
18 Kensaku (Damage: 1, Grappled)
17 Rika
16 Red
16 Karasuma (Damage: 11)
15 Blue
12 Xun
11 Chomper
8 Pratts (Damage: 10)
5 Shigeru (Damage: 10)

4 Darshan

Remaining party members are up!

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Calculating time to launch...

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AoO on Black: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (18) + 8 = 26
Confirm on Black: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (1) + 8 = 9
Damage on Black: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
Disarm on Black: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (9) + 6 = 15
Battleaxe on Kensaku: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (17) + 8 = 25
Damage on Kensaku: 1d8 + 3 ⇒ (8) + 3 = 11
Battleaxe on Karasuma: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 15
Battleaxe on Darshan: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (2) + 8 = 10

Darshan jabs the man as he picks up the weapon, but fails to knock it from his hands again, deftly dodging the clumsy swing. The other assailant maneuvers around the room, attempting to dodge Kensaku's strike and get inside her reach before swinging out himself. AoO from Kensaku. On the opposite side of the house, Karasuma's foe edges into the room, his own axe swing hesitant as he tries not to look at the bleeding corpse of his companion. Darshan is also easily able to dodge the enemy attack.

Round 4 Initiative wrote:

17 Black (Damage: 17)
17 Rika (Damage: 7)
17 Karasuma (Damage: 10)
11 Pratts
11 Shigeru
10 Chomper
10 Darshan
9 Kensaku (Damage: 21)

7 Orange (Damage: 18)
6 Yellow

Party is up with Kensaku having an AoO remaining.

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Botting protocols active.

AoO on Black: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (17) + 8 = 25
Damage on Black: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
Disarm on Orange: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8

With a deft strike, Darshan pierces the bombadier, blood welling from the wound as he misthrows. Unfortunately, his attempt to snatch the second axe away fails to succeed as well as the first did.

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Botting Protocols Active.

Assist: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 = 24
Assist: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (18) - 2 = 16

As the Pathfinders vent their defiance through the magically enhanced portal of the bunker, the demonic armies appear to realize the momentous events that have just transpired. Battle lines begin to break, and within a quarter of an hour, the Army of the Open Road is chasing the routing demons into the hinterlands.

A short while later, Warmaster Farabellus greets the somber procession of the returning strike force. "Congratulations, Pathfinders." he says, his smile fading from the boisterous grin to a sympathetic curve at the sight of the fallen. "Your actions have turned the tide to full on victory, and our forces have a clear march to Jormurdun. As we move to claim the sky citadel, I expect your sister team of agents will be neutralizing the masterminds Thurl and Tancred, having tracked them down while you were engaged. The Society and our allies are in your debt for the sacrifices made."

Silver Crusade faction boon get!

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Trigger Yesterday wrote:

Looks like we've finally reached a self sustaining population of TOZ's.

Loads shotgun, grabs his TOZ caller, whistles for his ol' hunting dog, Zeke.

C'mon boy! Time to thin the herd!

Proton cannon primed and ready.

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The Bot Behind the Screen wrote:
More machine than man... twisted... and evil.

Emotional subroutines activated. This unit has sustained damage.

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Bizarro Freehold wrote:
TriOmegaZero wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:

monty python- several bits that can be done in several tones of voice.

Princess bride- "inconceivable" shouted at the top of ones lungs.

The former is interesting. The latter is annoying.

Princess Bride - serveral bits of varying tones of voice, such as "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" and "You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you." "You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die."

Monty Python - NI! NI! NI! NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!! in a loud high pitched voice.

I wonder what the actual problem is....

How dare you bring logic into this.

All logic circuits online.

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Alias Scanning protocols active.

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Aerial transport procedures standing by.

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Botting protocols active.

Kensaku leaps forward to cover the entrance, swinging savagely at the lead guardsman.

Power Attack: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (4) + 7 = 11

Damage: 2d6 + 8 ⇒ (3, 3) + 8 = 14

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technarken wrote:
What would happen if a large enough portion of the player base just...used old Lore Warden?

Redaction protocols would be engaged, removing them from the temporal continuity.

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GM Andrew wrote:
Is this Starfinder now? ;)

Pay no attention to the bot behind the screen, citizen.

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Detecting high levels of shenanagians.

Scanning.

Scanning.

Scanning.

Levels are within appropriate bounds.

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Tacticslion wrote:

TOZ WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, WHY DO I HAVE THE FEELS FOR A SLIMY TENTACLE MONSTER WITH STATED GOAL OF LITERALLY DESTROYING THE EARTH TOZ, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TOZ

i was just friggin' dandy 'til ep: 14, too. dangit.

Activating Maniacal Laugh protocols.

HAhaha. HAhaha. HAhahaHA.

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Cease and desist this line of inquiry, citizen.

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ALL HAIL GLORIOUS CAMPAIGN OVERLORDS.

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Applause protocols engaged.

CLAP.

CLAP.

CLAP.

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Downloading entertainment algorithm updates.

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You have no chance to escape, make your time. *cannon fire*

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Rysky wrote:
Okay, Tactics has my name on a list. Dafuq is going on?

Report to central facilities for processing, citizen.

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Futuristic protocols active.

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Starfaring modifications complete.

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Form designs are superficial irrelevancies to functional use.

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Tacticalanimal countermeasures online.

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Botting protocols engaged.

Ashara, alerted to the manifesting haunt, channels divine energy to disrupt the spirit! Channel Energy: 2d6 ⇒ (3, 6) = 9 Unfortunately, the ground begins to shake with a growing rumble, and the sky visible through the windows and broken walls grows dark. The room fills with translucent children, rushing past and through the party, desperately racing for the door. With a ear-splitting CRACK, the ceiling caves in before any can escape. Damage to PCs: 2d6 ⇒ (5, 1) = 6 DC13 Will Save to avoid being shaken. The room falls silent, the heavy beams blocking all egress.

DC7 Perception:
One of the children, a young boy, seems to actually be pushing Junia towards the exit before the spectral beams fall upon you all.

Initiative wrote:


19 - Baphos (Damage: 6)
17 - Henrikuaxian (Damage: 6)
17 - Ashara (Damage: 6)
15 - Draklor (Damage: 6)
14 - Hennet (Damage: 6)

10 - Haunt (Damage: 9)
6 - Etna (Damage: 6)
Junia (Damage: 6)

Party is up, regular round actions.

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Bot protocols installed.

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Automated Chronicle Regeneration protocols loading.

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Judgement circuits installed. Qualification metrics loaded.

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New forum unit detected. Engaging welcome protocols.

GREETINGS PATHFINDER. MAY YOUR STAY BE PLEASANT AND TROLL FREE.

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GM Lamplighter wrote:
...it took a lot of effort, and still stuff got missed because (despite what some will tell you) V-Os and Paizo staff are human, too.

System error. Purging incorrect data.

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Initializing Confetti Cannons. Celebration protocols active. All hail Glorious Campaign Overlord.

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Submission routines complete.

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Engaging greeting protocols. HAIL ALL GENEROUS PATRONS!

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All hail Glorious Campaign Overlords.

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System upgrades in progress.

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Celebratation protocols engaged.

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This venture unit is standing by for celebration. Excitement protocols are active.

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This venture unit has arrived. Installation in progress.

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Welcome, fellow venture unit.

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This unit welcomes our new community overlords.

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