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For anyone who's interested in Adventures Dark and Deep, there is a Kickstarter on for a 2nd printing of the Core Rulebook and Core Bestiary.

From the Kickstarter, "This second printing incorporates numerous errata, expands the material with new classes like the blackguard and skald, and centaurs as a player race, and makes many other improvements to the original three books. In addition, the original three books have been consolidated into two; the Core Rulebook and the Core Bestiary. Everything is being comprehensively re-edited and re-organized to make it much easier to use."

Adventures Dark and Deep Kickstarter Link

Daing.

Nigh on three years have I sat beneath a gum tree with no Wi-Fi, thinking I would return and find I would be last to post in this thread, surely forgotten by now, and thus win. Instead, my dreams of glory lay shattered upon the ground, much like a metaphorical equivalent of shattered dreams would.

Did you try turning it off and turning it back on again?

Worn-over Oerth tomes
Faded, fractured ioun stones
Don't bother looting

This new fangled talk
Combustion of words I knew
Ash, dust, and debris

Tonight they awl die
Then they use a white crayon
Easier to read

"Con" Firm, the Critman
Connor runs every game like
the Tomb of Horrors

Knows sidhes? Bin knotty?
Leave them two saucers of cream.
Bin smooth with good grain.

Well, it's fire. Proof?
We're burning, &c.
Good enough for you?

What else is at steak?
Theseus thinks, not half bad.
Not half good, either.

Let the piss-ants burn
Uric acid stacked with fire
Sizzling encounters

Pan cakes or waffles?
What a fussy food critic
Most give them thumbs up

A : event
Prepare for varied minions
Each with a bullet

See the Underdark...
Zs and scimitars? I've two.
I'm so out of here.

Black pits in our heads
Thoughts of picks and TNT
A mining we go

Thyme to rob a bank
Rosemary for larceny
A season of crime

Capt. Tripps, Superflew
He used to be superfly
That was long ago

No walls left standing
The floor looks pretty ok
Roof's slightly lower

Guess that SWAT I am
Special Weapons and Tactics
One man wrecking crew

Seven dead ronin
Not very magnificent
The cleanup crew sighs

Do you have to ask?
Or does the Oracle know?
You would think she'd know.

Heaven's currency
Material regency
A brief tenancy

Only in haiku
Lacking duos, shifting time
I can't rhyme. Can you?

Oh, how romantic
A red dragon in rampage
Chromatically yours

Cu can't find his socks?
My rerun joke was stupid.
I killed the thread. Rats.

Radio active
But the boards are all reruns
Cu can't find his socks.

Refridgerator
Humming a redundant tune
Must be ambient

Why not try knock knocks
who's there orange orange who
I'm glad I didn't.

T'Wards, Oklahoma!
Once there, I'm puzzled. No corn?
Or short elephants?

He runs a tough game
Master of games of iron
Post no bills? As if.

National an' them.
Other airports: Dulles.
BWI.

Otherwise... FLAME ON!
Johnny Storm to Reed Richards
Spare a rubber friend?

Calling all ghoulses
Though you may think "owl bacon"
There's less fowl cracklings

Had tuh see uh man bout uh dog.

Thet dubbledaingr amost had me fooled sept fer him bein in uh box an whutnot. On account uh bein uh warwoof, I buleev Heathy gazes et thuh moon til he loses his senses, caint look at hobbles an caint stand fences.

Caint fence him in.

Daing.

No. Not going to happen.

50 states and NY came in #51. If I wasn't unhappy before, I certainly am now. ;)

I thought you were joking til I clicked on the link.

:-/

Though even if the state ranked higher, I doubt New Yorkers would admit it.

"Oh, so you think your state is unhappy? Your state's a walk in the park. Lemme tell you about my state..."

good sportsmanship, but provided

Callous Jack wrote:

Paul Watson wrote:

Paul Watson Conundrum: Who?

Aren't you the villain in some Hollywood action film?

Or Dr. Watson's illegitimate son, the one who flunked out of Veternarian school in Grenada?

The guy who helped discover DNA?

Hol on. Gone git m'shootin arn. I'm all fer culchrul exchange. Jes not up fer exchangin m'backside into innybuddys skillet.

Up th'crick.

My Facebook profile.

I like how under the picture, it says "Not the Rone Barton you were looking for?"

Facebook: This isn't the Rone Barton you were looking for.
Trey: This isn't the Rone Barton we're looking for.
Facebook: He can go about his business.
Trey: You can go about your business.
Facebook: Move along.
Trey: Move along... move along.

I'm rewatching the original Taking of Pelham One Two Three. The atmosphere reminds me of what NYC was like when I was first introduced to it. Not sure if I'm going to see the remake.

Well, she could always just put some chili powder in your coffee.

Or your shorts.

Well, Wesley makes the Wil Save. Huh, huh, huh.

Aheeryuh.

Trey wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Balrogs don't have wings!

What about after they drink a Red Bull? Or quit the Beatles?

That's just wrong on so many levels, I don't know where to begin...

Sacred cow abattoir.

Balrogs don't have wings!

What about after they drink a Red Bull? Or quit the Beatles?