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CourtFool wrote:
Spanish Inquisition'd!

LOL


DoveArrow wrote:
Which is better? Star Wars or Star Trek?

Which is better first three star wars movies or the prequels. Oh, right, there was never any argument there. =D


pres man wrote:
Which is better first three star wars movies or the prequels. Oh, right, there was never any argument there. =D

Jar Jar Binks for teh win!

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Gene wrote:

All heroes will be required to have one (or more) of the following:

- Angst ridden backstory
- An idiotic hairstyle
- A weapon that weighs more than they do
- Serious mommy/daddy issues
- A useless companion who has only one goal: be captured by the enemy

Then you want to play Exalted. ;-)


DoveArrow wrote:
Jar Jar Binks for teh win!

I am sorry, I found many of your post very insightful and I very much enjoyed our discussions…but I must kill you now.


CourtFool wrote:
I am sorry, I found many of your post very insightful and I very much enjoyed our discussions…but I must kill you now.

It's probably for the best.


Not a scratch.

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pres man wrote:
DoveArrow wrote:
Which is better? Star Wars or Star Trek?
Which is better first three star wars movies or the prequels. Oh, right, there was never any argument there. =D

Star Trek is better than Star wars for four reasons:

1) No Ewoks in Star Trek
2) Redshirts are harder to kill than Stormtroopers
3) Nobody kisses their sister on the Enterprise.
4) Captain Kirk would kill Jar Jar Binks.


Wesley Crusher vs. Jar Jar Binks!

FIGHT!


I'm feeling unloved.


pres man wrote:

Wesley Crusher vs. Jar Jar Binks!

FIGHT!

Is the Mary Sue's author writing?

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pres man wrote:

Wesley Crusher vs. Jar Jar Binks!

FIGHT!

Hard question....but I vote for this guy!


Well, Wesley makes the Wil Save. Huh, huh, huh.


Listened to a Wesley Crusher podcast the other day. Dude owes me almost an hour of my life back...well, at least it was playing in the background.


Wesley Crusher Equus africanus asinus raped Star Trek.


It wasn't his fault...go look at his blog, where he painfully tries to therapize himself through his Crusher years.


The actor was passable. I blame the writer and his pet NPC.

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DoveArrow wrote:
Which is better? Star Wars or Star Trek?

Oh? Star Wars.

Star Trek has made hundreds of millions of dollars for Paramount.

Star Wars has made BILLIONS for Lucis Arts.

Spoiler:
Both prove that a creator can become dangerous to his own creation.

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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
It wasn't his fault...go look at his blog, where he painfully tries to therapize himself through his Crusher years.

Can you blame him?

After Will Wheaton suffered through portraying the blatent "Mary Sue", then he has to deal with the Fan Outrage (... and it doesn't help that he agrees with most of the fans on this issue.)


DoveArrow wrote:
pres man wrote:
Which is better first three star wars movies or the prequels. Oh, right, there was never any argument there. =D
Jar Jar Binks for teh win!

Meesa tink so tu.

The Exchange

I prefer to slaughter a dead horse then beat a sacred cow, then eat them both!

What? All that beating and slaughtering makes me hungry.

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Mac Boyce wrote:
pres man wrote:

Wesley Crusher vs. Jar Jar Binks!

FIGHT!

Hard question....but I vote for this guy!

You

must
die
now!


Lord Fyre wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
It wasn't his fault...go look at his blog, where he painfully tries to therapize himself through his Crusher years.

Can you blame him?

After Will Wheaton suffered through portraying the blatent "Mary Sue", then he has to deal with the Fan Outrage (... and it doesn't help that he agrees with most of the fans on this issue.)

No, I don't blame him. Actually, I've enjoyed reading his blog from time-to-time: he seems like a swell guy. But those podcasts over on Wotci's website, which draw you in with their Penny Arcade comic shorts, are of the devil and made me want to stab ice picks in my ears.


There is only one class for heroes and that class is PIE!! and all villians have the npc class cake.

*mmmm... Sacred burgers. Hey Moorluck toss one of those burger's over here*

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Crimson Jester wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
pres man wrote:

Wesley Crusher vs. Jar Jar Binks!

FIGHT!

Hard question....but I vote for this guy!

You

must
die
now!

MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Woodraven wrote:

There is only one class for heroes and that class is PIE!! and all villians have the npc class cake.

*mmmm... Sacred burgers. Hey Moorluck toss one of those burger's over here*

*tosses a sack of sacred burgers with chili and cheese over*

Uhm some of those may be horse.... I don't discriminate. ;)

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Moorluck wrote:
Woodraven wrote:

There is only one class for heroes and that class is PIE!! and all villians have the npc class cake.

*mmmm... Sacred burgers. Hey Moorluck toss one of those burger's over here*

*tosses a sack of sacred burgers with chili and cheese over*

Uhm some of those may be horse.... I don't discriminate. ;)

Nothing wrong with a horseburger. Just does it with alot of CATsup and it wil be cool.

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[larger]HEY MOORLUCK!!!!!!!!!! YOU AREN'T IN FACEBOOK!!!!!!!!![/larger]

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Mac Boyce wrote:
[larger]HEY MOORLUCK!!!!!!!!!! YOU AREN'T IN FACEBOOK!!!!!!!!![/larger]

Had a hard time finding me huh? We drow are sneaky that way.


I hate drow.......


I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

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Jack'n'Coke wrote:
I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

Heh...Wimpy.

Popeye was great.


Who is this wimpy :) I am broke and hungry right now and no money till tuesday lol

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Jack'n'Coke wrote:
Who is this wimpy :) I am broke and hungry right now and no money till tuesday lol

Wimpy???

*looks around*

You're right...I don't see Moorluck anywhere!!

;P


Lord Fyre wrote:

Oh? Star Wars.

Star Trek has made hundreds of millions of dollars for Paramount.

Star Wars has made BILLIONS for Lucis Arts.

By that logic, Madonna is the best female singer of all time. :)

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DoveArrow wrote:
Lord Fyre wrote:

Oh? Star Wars.

Star Trek has made hundreds of millions of dollars for Paramount.

Star Wars has made BILLIONS for Lucis Arts.

By that logic, Madonna is the best female singer of all time. :)

Potentially.

I would like to see number for her competitors, Shania Twain for example. Or Britanny Spears. Or Cher. Or ...


Lord Fyre wrote:
I would like to see number for her competitors, Shania Twain for example. Or Britanny Spears. Or Cher. Or ...

I think my point was more that the amount of money something makes isn't necessarily an indicator of how good it is. For example, I think Firefly is far superior to both Star Trek and Star Wars, yet it will never bring in the kinds of numbers that either of these two franchises have.

And by the way, if Shania Twain's, Brittany Spears', or Cher's concerts gross more money than Madonna's, then that only serves to strengthen my point. :)


I think Sade has the most beautiful voice. I am not sure exactly how we would measure talent. Pitch range or genre range?

One must give Madonna credit for being a good entertainer.


If there are any dead horses or slaughtered sacred cows lying about, I'll buy them. My franchise is ramping up for our Holy Trinity Combo Meal™ promotion*

*That's a Big Daddy Burger™, Junior Fries™ and Spook Shake™ all for just 5.99!


The LoTR movies left out all the good parts of the book and Legolas was ALL wrong!!!!1!1!!shift+1!!


The One Who Makes You Angry wrote:
The LoTR movies left out all the good parts of the book and Legolas was ALL wrong!!!!1!1!!shift+1!!

You mean he was straight in the book?


The One Who Makes You Angry wrote:
The LoTR movies left out all the good parts of the book and Legolas was ALL wrong!!!!1!1!!shift+1!!

Yeah! And the shield-surfing...WTF?! Shield-surfing?!

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Atomic Bombadil wrote:
The One Who Makes You Angry wrote:
The LoTR movies left out all the good parts of the book and Legolas was ALL wrong!!!!1!1!!shift+1!!
Yeah! And the shield-surfing...WTF?! Shield-surfing?!

Don't forget Oliphant-wrangling.


Callous Jack wrote:
Don't forget Oliphant-wrangling.

That still only counts as one!

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I just heard on the news that a town in Florida is going to pass a law requiring all city employees to use deodorant and wear underwear. And they have to wear the underwear under their clothing! What happened to freedom and individual choice? I'm outraged! ;)


David Fryer wrote:
And they have to wear the underwear under their clothing!

But they didn't say anything about how to use the deodarant, now did they?

Liberty's Edge

David Fryer wrote:
I just heard on the news that a town in Florida is going to pass a law requiring all city employees to use deodorant and wear underwear. And they have to wear the underwear under their clothing! What happened to freedom and individual choice? I'm outraged! ;)

Years ago, I worked with a woman who didn't bathe or wear deodorant. She was so funky, on one particular day, that everyone in the department was literally gagging. The manager had to send her home with instructions to shower and put-on deodorant before coming to work.

I'm so glad I don't work there anymore!


The One Who Makes You Angry wrote:
The LoTR movies left out all the good parts of the book and Legolas was ALL wrong!!!!1!1!!shift+1!!

Haldir Lives! The Hell With What Peter Jackson Thinks!

Scarab Sages

Cuchulainn wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
I just heard on the news that a town in Florida is going to pass a law requiring all city employees to use deodorant and wear underwear. And they have to wear the underwear under their clothing! What happened to freedom and individual choice? I'm outraged! ;)

Years ago, I worked with a woman who didn't bathe or wear deodorant. She was so funky, on one particular day, that everyone in the department was literally gagging. The manager had to send her home with instructions to shower and put-on deodorant before coming to work.

I'm so glad I don't work there anymore!

I had a guy in my fraternity who didn't believe in using deodorant. I never could understand that.

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The One Who Makes You Angry wrote:
The LoTR movies left out all the good parts of the book and Legolas was ALL wrong!!!!1!1!!shift+1!!

I kinda preferred Liv Tyler to Glorfindel, actually.

But don't even get me started on those elves that showed up to Helm's Deep! What's Peter Jackson got against dwarves anyway? Speciest!

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