While enny uhn evr ontice taht wee our tarpped inn heir!?!
I wonders if that that curly-haired rat's good eatin?
Ah ain't shur, Mammy. We kin alwuz cook em....
Thet Kobaldt feller luks dif'rint.
Settlet then. If'n that curly-haired critter comes roun heah agin, Ah'm agonna shoot it, 'n we'll see ifn it's gud on thet ther grill.
Celestial Healer wrote: Settlet then. If'n that curly-haired critter comes roun heah agin, Ah'm agonna shoot it, 'n we'll see ifn it's gud on thet ther grill. What about zhe reebs?
<wanders in, piddles on grill, grabs the ribs>
yap!
<leaves a shotgun chew toy and wanders off>
*triggers remote detonator to fire C4 concealed in ribs*
*dodges flaming poodle parts*
Thet'll teech thet poodle hippeh tuh come roun' hyar.
ayup.
*passes around PBR*
Ah tell you whut. Thet critter exploded perty gud.
Heh heh.
<reforms and piddles on Larry Lichman's leg before scampering off>
Goddang frufru hippeh dog.
Thet dog is a mennis.
*drinks PBR*
I vote we blast 'im an' make poodle stew.
Piddle wrote: <wanders in, piddles on grill, grabs the ribs>
yap!
<leaves a shotgun chew toy and wanders off>
Hime thowt yua war gooing too choot teh necks puddle taht camed inn heir?
Le French Chef! wrote: Celestial Healer wrote: Settlet then. If'n that curly-haired critter comes roun heah agin, Ah'm agonna shoot it, 'n we'll see ifn it's gud on thet ther grill. What about zhe reebs? Stoopid Frencherlander stile hear inn tish tread?
barcks
Hay Kelesstial Heeller, cun ya gif mee a heand wit removingih dis cerse?
Hay Kelesstial Heeller, cun ya gif mee a heand wit removingih dis cerse?
Hay Kelesstial Heeller, cun ya gif mee a heand wit removingih dis kerse?
Hay Kelesstial Heeller, cun ya gif mee a heand wit removingih dis kerse?
Hippehs, revenuers, and poodles everywheer. It's the End Times!
Fruit Slaad wrote: Hay Kelesstial Heeller, cun ya gif mee a heand wit removingih dis kerse? Hippy.
Kobold Cleaver wrote: Fruit Slaad wrote: Hay Kelesstial Heeller, cun ya gif mee a heand wit removingih dis kerse? Hippy. Ah tell you whut. Nex tahm thet hippeh comes roun' these parts, he's gonna leave wit 'is "kerse" 'n a shotgun slug ta the head ta boot.
Kobold Cleaver wrote: Fruit Slaad wrote: Hay Kelesstial Heeller, cun ya gif mee a heand wit removingih dis kerse? Hippy. Thet shur is funneh, yew callin sum other fella uh hippeh. Evybuddy knowed yew's uh hippeh yerself, lizerd boah.
Llamafrog wrote: Ayup Le gasp! Eet ees another hippee!
Kobold Cleaver wrote: Hippy. *BANG*
"Yer jes plain unAmerican boah."
Kruelaid wrote: Kobold Cleaver wrote: Hippy. *BANG*
"Yer jes plain unAmerican boah." *BANG*
(I just wanted to shoot Kruelaid)
Theh led's flyin' hot 'n' hevy roun' hyar.
*ducks for cover under CH's porch*
Kruelaid wrote: Kobold Cleaver wrote: Hippy. *BANG*
"Yer jes plain unAmerican boah." Old habits die hard.
Larry Lichman wrote: Theh led's flyin' hot 'n' hevy roun' hyar.
*ducks for cover under CH's porch*
Dagnabbit!
*BANG BANG BANG*
Somebuddy hed ta lay down the laww.
Le French Chef! wrote: Llamafrog wrote: Ayup Le gasp! Eet ees another hippee! "Le" gasp? I don't think even French people are that stupid. You say "gasp," not "le gasp." There is no "the gasp!"
Gods...
Kobold Cleaver wrote: Kill da wabbit!the Epic fail.
Larry Lichman wrote: Theh led's flyin' hot 'n' hevy roun' hyar.
*ducks for cover under CH's porch*
yall no dats where dose frenchy dawgs slip. prally fleas, puddles, en puddle pies down dar.
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