Beat a Dead Horse or Slaughter a Sacred Cow


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Rip the still beating heart out of the d20, drop it on the floor and stomp on it. Replace with 3d6 mechanic for a nice, smooth bell curve.


Celestial Healer wrote:
Throw out character classes.

Spanish Inquisition'd!


Gene wrote:
I demand that Vancian magic be abolished...

Spanish Inquisition'd!²


Return priests to a more priestly role. One or two orders of the Knights Templar is more than enough.


Base characters on their personality and abilities, not their equipment.


There are only a handful of massive, subterranean lairs.


Killing things does not improve a character.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

PENULTIMATE DOESN'T MEAN NEXT TO LAST!!!!! <Spittle>

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Replace the PFRPG with Hero rules.

Dark Archive

CourtFool wrote:
Appeal for civility on the Paizo message boards.

Can't we please stop the edition wars?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? It's about the game, no the version!


It is Sebastian's fault.

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
CourtFool wrote:
It is Sebastian's fault.

Or Heath's fault.

Scarab Sages

It's not my fault.


Are you sure? A cross between a zombie and a pony would be…a dead horse.

Scarab Sages

CourtFool wrote:
Are you sure? A cross between a zombie and a pony would be…a dead horse.

Hmmm...you have a point. Maybe it is my fault.

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
CourtFool wrote:
Are you sure? A cross between a zombie and a pony would be…a dead horse.

We could kill Sebastian and have the same result too though...


Callous Jack wrote:
We could kill Sebastian...

But ask yourself this - Can the devil really die?


Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:
But ask yourself this - Can the devil really die?

The Devil you say!


The One Who Makes You Angry wrote:
4e destroyed my childhood

Well I like it!

*Sticks out tongue*

Though not as much as 3.5 and 3.75(Paizo DnD).


Psha! AD&D set the industry back to the bronze age.

Long live the ind'pen'ents!


Fighters are full of fail.

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
CourtFool wrote:
Fighters are full of fail.

Unless they're in melee with spellcasters. :)


Callous Jack wrote:
Unless they're in melee with spellcasters.

Until the spellcaster takes a 5' step.


Old school gamers are the best! Back when I started playing we didn't have no sheet of paper telling us how to play our characters. Heck, we didn't have paper. The only people that had anything close to paper then was the pharaoh and his servants, and that was papyrus. And these dice things, maybe you'd get someone that carved a knuckle bone or something. No, we role-played it like it was meant to be, gathered around around the fire in our village taking swigs from the clay jug.

All you young whipper-snappers don't have any idea how to really role-play, with your fancy technology like paper and pencils and plastic dice.

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
CourtFool wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Unless they're in melee with spellcasters.
Until the spellcaster takes a 5' step.

And then the fighter uses the Step Up feat.


Callous Jack wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Unless they're in melee with spellcasters.
Until the spellcaster takes a 5' step.
And then the fighter uses the Step Up feat.

The misstep ability? Sorry, I was thinking of something else.


CourtFool wrote:
Appeal for civility on the Paizo message boards.

Denial of civility unless sacred cows are left alone and dead horses are buried


Randall Flagg wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Appeal for civility on the Paizo message boards.
Can't we please stop the edition wars?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? It's about the game, no the version!

But the new version is not really the game; it just stole the game's name.


GNS


Gygaxian Naturalism


zylphryx wrote:
The One Who Makes You Angry wrote:
taig wrote:
The One Who Makes You Angry wrote:
4e destroyed my childhood
3e/3.5e destroyed the Andromeda Galaxy.

OH YEAH????

2e cheated on you!!!!!!!!!!!! HA!

Yeah, well 1e put into motion financial forces that have only now begun to raise their ugly heads, causing massive financial upheaval throughout numerous sectors of the economy, resulting initially in a massive drop in stock markets worldwide, increased unemployment and the creation of an as yet unnamed new snack food of dubious origin, but which will quickly morph into a worldwide pandemic of rabid penguins and chihuahua zombies!

EDIT: And Basic D&D was responsible for Barney and the Teletubbies!!

Not only was Basic responsible for that...but they were also responsible for this person!

Dark Archive

Poodles are full of EPIC fail!!1!!1111!shift+1!!


Mac Boyce wrote:
Poodles are full of EPIC fail!!1!!1111!shift+1!!

Hit a nerve, did I?

Dark Archive

CourtFool wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Poodles are full of EPIC fail!!1!!1111!shift+1!!
Hit a nerve, did I?

no....

Spoiler:
The title is "Beat a dead horse..." and I figured since everyone picks on you all the time...that would count.


They tease because they love. At least, that is what I tell myself at night. Otherwise, I cry.

Scarab Sages

One near and dear to my withered heart...

Slow vs Fast zombies!

Paizo Employee Sales Associate

Pirates vs ninjas vs robots vs cowboys vs Chuck Norris vs Conan.

And... Bacon.

also...

Spoiler:
taig wrote:
PENULTIMATE DOESN'T MEAN NEXT TO LAST!!!!! <Spittle>

That really depends on when you put your red balls into the bowl.


Paper copy Dragon magazine.

Dark Archive

1 - Dwarven women have beards!

{No, actually, dwarven women *are* beards. Like Katie Holmes.}

2 - I have taken over Greyhawk, and all of the gods are laboring in a salt mine under the castle. Please send me your character sheets so I can tally up the XP your characters were worth and what sort of loot I got from them. Plzkthxbai.

3 - Pun-pun.

4 - If I utterly ignore the rules and common sense, this druid is way overpowered. Halp!


Chris Mortika wrote:
Throw out rolling up a character, and "buy" his attributes with "points".

Moo.

Scarab Sages

Cosmo wrote:

And... Bacon.

Mmmm....bacon.


weak...

Now pres man, there's a guy that can lay down some hurt on my old hide.

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Balrogs don't have wings!


Cosmo wrote:
Pirates vs ninjas

Sorry, Cos…that was always a non-starter.


Callous Jack wrote:
Balrogs don't have wings!

What about after they drink a Red Bull? Or quit the Beatles?

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Trey wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Balrogs don't have wings!
What about after they drink a Red Bull? Or quit the Beatles?

That's just wrong on so many levels, I don't know where to begin...

Liberty's Edge

Chaotic neutral is NOT chaotic stupid!!!

I know soooooooooooo many pathologically antisocial m&+*+~~!%~&!s in real life that run their affairs with a singularly meticulous cunning and foresight.

The A-team, frinstins.


Callous Jack wrote:
Trey wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Balrogs don't have wings!
What about after they drink a Red Bull? Or quit the Beatles?
That's just wrong on so many levels, I don't know where to begin...

Sacred cow abattoir.

Dark Archive

Heathansson wrote:

Chaotic neutral is NOT chaotic stupid!!!

I know soooooooooooo many pathologically antisocial motherf~*%ers in real life that run their affairs with a singularly meticulous cunning and foresight.

The A-team, frinstins.

You know the A-team in real life? Cool.

And Lawful Good doesn't *always* mean Lawful Stupid! Just, yanno, 99 times out of 100.


Which is better? Star Wars or Star Trek?

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