Magma Dragon

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98 posts. Alias of Signore di Fortuna.


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*rests on top of the win, blowing a plume of smoke*


*flies off with the win*


*incinerates the evil banjo-playing heretic then bakes a pie*


*rises from his lazered ashes*


*thinks grdld is too picky*


*burns grdld Cajun style and pours hot sauce over him*


*toasts his edges and hands gran rey de los dragons a jar of Smucker's strawberry preserves*


*needs no permission and toasts him again*


*lightly toasts the pretender to the throne*


*burns the infidel*


*flambes the silly man*


*crispifies the strange cricket, takes the win and moves on*


*roasts TFF and takes the win back to his nest*


*likes a side of Tater Slaad with his Andy Griffith*


*prefers Andy Griffith*


*roasts up the slaadlings and serves them with a jalapeno ranch sauce.*


*does background check on SnowJade's grandmother*


*is deserving of adulation*


*sniffs*

*wonders if it's from Olive Garden*

*gets upset at the thought of food from Olive Garden*


*demands worship from scaly pest*


*watches Big Brother*


*eats Banjo*


*wags its tail*


*sits on Dr. Sigmund's couch and breaks it*


*is not impressed*

*eats TUA's hat*


*melts TUA's badge*


*answers to no one*


*snatches win*


*keeps warm all year long*


*sits on duck*

*wins*


*sits on the thread and wins*


*tips a dragon-sized fedora at SnowJade*


*prefers fried pies*

*settles for fried pirates*


*roasts the annoying gnome*


*snorts derisively*

*eats Fawful's lunch*


*has flaming burst*


*cooks Quiche*


*burns more than Jony and at a much faster pace*

*wins*


*burns agents of K.A.O.S.*

*prefers Maxwell Smart*


*now wants buffalo wings with bleu cheese dipping sauce*


*snatches fries with alarming speed*


*nods*


*eats McGyver's hat*


*melts all of McGyver's rubber bands*


*makes hot biscuits*


*burns Banjo for warmth*


*cooks up rabbit*


*banishes swarm*


*grows 4 more heads and breathes acid, cold, electricity and force*

Cold: 8d6 + 12 ⇒ (6, 5, 3, 3, 3, 2, 3, 2) + 12 = 39
Acid: 8d6 + 12 ⇒ (6, 3, 3, 1, 4, 3, 6, 4) + 12 = 42
Electricity: 8d6 + 12 ⇒ (1, 4, 2, 4, 4, 6, 5, 4) + 12 = 42
Force: 8d4 + 8 ⇒ (2, 2, 2, 3, 4, 4, 4, 2) + 8 = 31


*burns Flying Things*