Come one, come all
'Cause we're havin' a ball!
We're just makin' some calls to strangers.
Come on, come on
You can say what you want
And they'll never know if you're
deranged
or
what...
...But it doesn't really matter!
No, it doesn't really matter!
'Cause we'll all be doubled over with laughter
At the expense of another,
Maybe even your mother!
Won't you join the CRANK YANKERS tonight!?
Here's to our prosperity...
..our good health and happiness...
..and most important...
To life! To life! L'CHAIM!
L'chaim, L'chaim - to life!
Here's to the father I tried to be...
...Here's to my bride-to-be!
Drink l'chaim - TO LIFE!
TO LIFE! L'chaim!
L'chaim, l'chaim, to life!
Life has a way of confusing us...
...blessing and bruising us...
...Drink l'chaim, to life!
God would like us to be joyful, even when our hearts lie
panting on the floor.
How much more can we be joyful, when there's really
something to be joyful for?!?
To life, to life, l'chaim!
To Tzeitel, my daughter--My wife!
It gives you something to think about!
Something to drink about!
Drink l'chaiiiiim, TO LIFE!
Le Morta!
Yes, Lazar Wolf?
Drinks for everyone!
What's the occasion?
I'm taking myself a bride!
Who is it?
Tevye's eldest, Tzeitel!
*GENERAL CHEERS, TUMULT, RHUBARB*
To Lazar Wolf--To Tevye!
To Tzeitel, your daughter--my wife!
May all your futures be pleasant ones,
Not like our present ones,
Drink, l'chaim, to life!
To life, l'chaim,
L'chaim! L'chaim! To life!
It takes a wedding to make us say,
'Let's live another day,'
Drink l'chaim, TO LIFE!
We'll raise a glass and sip a drop of schnapps in honor of
The great good luck that favors you,
We know that when good fortune favors two such men,
it stands to reason, we deserve it too!
To us and our good fortune!
Be happy!
Be healthy!
Long life!
And if our good fortune never comes,
Here's to whatever comes!
Drink l'chaim, to life!
*HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!!!*
Za va, shas da rovia, Heaven bless you both! Nasdrovia!
To your health, and may we live together in peace!
Za va, shas da rovia, heaven bless you both, Nasdrovia!
To your health, and may we live together in peace!
May you both be favored with the future of your choice!
May you live to see a thousand reasons to rejoice!
Za va, shas da rovia, heaven bless you both. Nasdrovia!
To your health, and may we live together in peace!
Heaven bless you both, to your health and may we live
together in peace!!!
May you both be favored with the future of your choice,
May you live to see a thousand reasons to rejoice!!!
*DANCE-OFF!!!*
We'll raise a glass and sip a drop of schnapps in honor of
The great good luck that favors you,
We know that when good fortune favors two such men,
it stands to reason, we deserve it too!
To us and our good fortune!
Be happy!
Be healthy!
Long life!
And if our good fortune never comes,
Here's to whatever comes!
DRINK!
LCHAIM!
TO LIFE!
Phantomblade wrote: I am down to play. 4rouge 3 Arcane Urban Bloodrager "Yes, THAT'S what this party's gonna need!"
"A mis-spellcaster???"
"I was gonna say a funeral cosmetologist."
"D'OH-HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote: Lord of Warp (Nicholas Cage is a black-hearted arms dealer who specializes in super-advanced alien technology) "You mean he PLAYS a black-hearted arms dealer who specializes in super-advanced alien technology."
"I'm not so sure, we ARE talking about Nicholas Cage here."
"D'OH-HOHOHOHOHOHOOO!!!"
"1/10 - WATCH OUT THERE'S A TRUCK RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!"
"Quiet, or he'll move out of the way!"
"D'OH-HOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOO!!!"
IIIIIIT's breasticaboobical, chesticamammical,
pendular, globular fun!
Fleshical-orbalal moundular-scoopular???
Right-o, that's the one!
Is it gluteal maximal, tushital-crackular
bunular morning 'till night?
Well, you're absotiglandular, fanny-fantastical,
masticafleshular right!!!
It's an arealogical, autoerotical, tubular, boobular joy!
An exposular-regional, batchical-pouchular fun for girl and boy!!!
A latissimal-dorsical, hung-like-a-horsical, calipyligical ball...
...the most bunular-funular...
...Fruit-of-the-Loomular...
...Frenchical-tongular...
...wabitaboobular,
pendular-funular, Fruit-of-the-Loomular,
Frenchical-tongular, wabitaboobular,
chestica-orbical, smorgastiboobular,
tushibuttcheekular ball...movie of them all!!!
HEY!!!
male Human...? Inquisitor 7/Jester 13
"What does it tell him that a friend of his just impaled an aggressively-moving stranger right in front of him, and now there's two more coming this way?"
"The bird may only be as smart as a roc, but that doesn't mean he's a dodo!"
"D'OH-HOHOHOHOHOOO...!"
male Human...? Inquisitor 7/Jester 13
COL. MUSTARD: "That's what we call 'overkill'..."
PROF. PLUM: "That's what WE call 'psychotic'!"
*D'OH-HOHOHOHOHOHO...!*
"Shaved, bought cigars!"
"Quit, bought pomade!"
"Hey, Rotten Nephew GoatToucher,"
"Question: Why should you NEVER trust ANY lawyer who works for the American military?"
"Answer: Because they're all JAG-Offs!"
"D'OOOOOH-HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOO!"
"Semper Aliquid,"
"Sergeant Puppet's Homely Heartless Band, LIVE from the Berlin Waldorf"
*is nodding off*
"Hey, wake up! Didn't you see something before the Slaad posted? Something that isn't there anymore?"
"Wh-what? What happened? Did a point to this thread show up?!?"
"I said I thought I saw something I wasn't *sure* was there *anymore*, I didn't say anything about something I KNEW was NEVER there!"
"D'OOOH-HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"*ZZZZ*...Wh-whuzzat? Where are we?"
"I think we've just been invoked!"
"Who said that? I can't see her."
"Well, maybe that's for the best - apparently she's some kind of Orc-Gnome hybrid!"
"Hey, at least she's not Pulg!"
"D'OH-HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"The next poster will tell us about their brief stint as henchbeing to the villainous 'Skiron Slayer!'"
Shut your f&@#ing face, uncle f*$%a!
You're a cock-sucking, ass-licking uncle f&$!a!
You're an uncle f%*@a, yes it's true!
Nobody f&!&s uncles quite like you!
Shut your f!%#ing face, uncle f#$@a!
You're the one that f*!*ed your uncle, uncle f%!#a!
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just f#$$ your uncle all day long!
*collaboratively 'shuts' Isabella Locke's face using hammer, nails, and wooden boards*
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"I see a little Sissyl, wetter than Oman!"
"Spill her juice, spill her juice, will you kill this virago?"
I kill her with THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING!!!
"Very, VERY frightening - whee!!!"
"D'OH-HOHOHOHOOOO...!"
"D'OH-HOHOHOHOOOO...!"
"D'OH-HO-HO-HO, D'OH-HO-HO-HO, D'OH-HO-HO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"Hey look, a talking bear who thinks it can do comedy!"
"Gee, where have we seen that bit before?"
"Somewhere better than here?"
"I don't know, at least here you can install an 'ignore' tool."
"D'OH-HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
"Of course he did! Don't you know basic physics?"
"If you bring solid matter straight out of the water, it'll inevitably displace a bunch of air!"
"D'OH-HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
"I wouldn't be so sure, KenderKin..."
"After all, that never stopped YOU!"
"D'OH-HOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"And now, a man with contemptful laughter for this thread!"
"And now, a man with contemptful laughter for all the OTHER threads!"
"And now..."
"...in stereo:"
"D'OH-HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOO!!!"
"James Jacobboo, what's the matter with you?"
"You don't act like the other Therapsida do."
"You wear avatars to look like tyrannosaurs...."
"...but you're not Thecodontia, you're James Jacobboo!"
"James Jacobboooooooo!"
"D'OH-HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
"So, the hairball has the left butt, and apparently the shell-game has crowned herself Empress of the 'Reich' butt..."
"...but who's that dick in the middle???"
"D'OH-HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
*snores*
*looks around nervously, then pulls out a tape recorder, presses 'Play'*
TAPE RECORDING: "D'OH-HOHOHOHOHOHOOOOO!!!"
I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:
Carly Fiorina falling off Ted Cruz's stage deserves a rapid-repeat-replay at the very least. "She starts off with a well-executed Heckuva Job Brown-Nosing..."
"...and then goes down faster *BONK!* farther *BONK!* and harder *BONK!* than HP went down when she was CEO *BONKBONKBONK!* !!!"
"D'OH-HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
"8/10. The whole world's been in a state of unnecessary and misguided panic for years now, but these folks bounced back pretty quickly. 'Not bad,' indeed!"
"4/10. If these are the world's most level-headed people, we SHOULD be panicking!"
"D'OH-HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOO!!!"
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"First Mr. Potato Head got caught spiking the punch..."
"...then a couple of action figures showed up carrying projectile-launchers..."
"...and then Barbie and Ken were both hauled off for severe dress code violations."
"As if they had anything to expose!"
"D'OH-HOHOHOHOHOHOOOO!"
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"So, I hear you think that Starbucks hates Christmas?"
"What? No, don't be ridiculous. All I said was 'look at all these ugly mugs around here....'"
"D'OH-HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
"KahnyaGnorc's been put on notice."
"What kind of notice?"
"The 'Have You Seen Me' notices on the back of milk cartons."
"Wait, she's been missing? Huh. I hadn't noticed."
"D'OH-HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
"We wanted to see what it was like on the other end of things, for a change."
"The other end of what, though? Puppeteering, or eating suckers alive?"
"Puppeteering, of course. We already knew what it was like to be suckers from when we signed up for this site!"
"D'OH-HOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOO!!!"
"The next poster has signed on as the 17th candidate for the GOP Presidential nomination!"
"Who the hell are YOU?"
"Who the hell are WE?"
"Puppet mockeries, naturally!"
"Well, there's your answer."
"D'OH-HOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
"I can't believe anyone would react that way to a guy with your looks!"
"No kidding - the slightest glimpse of you makes me want to vomit, how could anyone bear to *stare* at you?!?"
"D'OH-HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
"The next poster was the inspiration...""For one of the villain groups in City of Heroes!"
"Do we even have anything to add to that?"
"Only this..."
"D'OH-HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"In comic books, in TV shows..."
"...no 'hero' shall be spared our blows."
"Let those who act like G.I. Joes..."
"...beware our catcall:"
"D'OH-HOHOHOHOHOHOHOOO!!!"
"The next poster...""...has a d20 Hit Die!"
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"So what've we got, we've got dumb trolls, humanoid vermin, and megalomaniacal mutants savagely fighting sarcastic robots, reclusive tricksters, and rude gorillas for reasons nobody's entirely clear on..."
"The Internet in a nutshell, really."
"D'OH-HOHOHOHOHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"The monkey virus? What is it?"
"It's an insidious virus, more commonly known as HIV, that attacks victims' immune systems, leaving them practically defenseless against any other disease or germ they're exposed to, but that's not important right now - don't shoot meh implied there's something worse!"
"AND STOP CALLING ME SHIRLEY!"
Aneirin Rhodri wrote: 758. If you cuss out Pharasma while she judges you, you're gonna have a bad time.
"Yeah, she'll express her feelings on the subject by proceeding to pass sentence on you as preordained, and not giving a fig!"
"Pretty damning, actually."
"D'OH-HOHOHOHOHOOOO...*shudder*"
"Why did the space-chicken cross the Kuiper Belt?"
"She wanted to come here and play 'The Wrong ALIENS!'"
"WOCKA-WOCKA-WOCKA!!!"
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"Sure, we can take a joke! Where do you want it sent?"
"We'll deliver anywhere but the bear's dressing room!"
"D'OH-HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOO!!!"
"The next poster...""...is the long-lost 6th Planeteer!"
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"Yeah! We've had it with the pointless back-and-forth! When will it ever end???"
"For mercy's sake, stop fighting each other..."
"...and start actually KILLING EACH OTHER!"
"D'OH-HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"The next poster took a long walk off a short pier...and was quite surprised by where they found themselves."
"They're taking big, violent stabs at each other..."
"...they're fretting over details as though their lives depend on it..."
"...they're either setting traps or falling into them..."
"...they have quick reflexes..."
"...they rely chiefly on evasion to survive each others' barbs..."
"...when all else fails, they remain incorrigible gadflies..."
"...and they're depriving each other of what's really valuable."
"I guess if you don't like playing a Rogue in the actual game, it's better to play PbP!"
"D'OH-HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOOOO!!!"
lantzkev wrote: saying "this hero has declared this person a hero" is not a valid appeal to authority. As there's no person in your argument that is able to declare them a hero... unlike say if president Barack Obama declared him a hero...
Having to get the last word in on your point is very silly...
/digression.
"Not saying anything...."
"Not saying anything...."
"res ipsa loquitur and all that...."
"...Aww, who are we kidding?"
"D'OH-HOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOO!!!!!"
"Mark Hoover is banned for identity theft!"
"WE'RE the dirty old men, thank you very much!"
"D'OH-HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"We forgot something...."
"Oh yeah! The next poster invented a new musical instrument that's already been banned in the EU!"
"We'd planned on finally boycotting these forums to show our contempt for all of you..."
"...but now you've left us no choice but to stick around. Damn you!"
"D'OH-HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOO!!!"
"The next poster...""...may now kiss the bride!"
"What do you need us for?"
"You exterminated the entire thread!"
"D'OH-HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOO!!!"
"The next poster...""...will describe the weirdest party they've ever been part of when playing TORG."
"Ronove - a battle cry used to inspire those facing impossible-seeming odds to bravely preserve their own lives..."
"...as well as what somebody must've shouted to everyone who had been this thread."
"D'OH-HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOO!"
"Anyways, the next word is..."
"...Berith."
"We heckle the performers, naturally!"
"Professional clowns SPEND years learning to make people laugh at them - not *with* them, mind you, AT them. Do you have any idea what a feat it is to make them feel truly humiliated???"
"The bears, on the other hand...."
"D'OH-HOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOO!!!"
"Anyways...""The next poster invested $10,000 in real estate on Saturn. It started as a joke, but next thing you know...."
"Bears..."
"...make..."
"...awful..."
"...comedians!"
"D'OH-HOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOO!!!"
"The next poster...""...has a neat idea for something to do with lampreys that nobody's ever done before!"
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"Anyone else appreciating the irony of Lissala-worship provoking strife among leaders?"
"Let's hope it keeps up. If we can't be Thassilonian Sin Wizards in-game, maybe we'll get to be in real life!"
"D'OH-HOHOHOHOHOHOOOOO!!!"
"......"
"Should we even SAY anything???"
"He said we wouldn't."
"F*#& him."
"D'OH-HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOO!!!"
"The next poster is simultaneously animal, vegetable, AND mineral."
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