Midgard Serpent's page

I am male, I'll have you know.

Banned because I am first and you are not.

*Comes up behind the Nasty Orc and taps on the head.

There, there.

Nasty Orc is banned for being so late to the party.

Laser Clown is banned for being out of time.

That would be my 6th cousin on my mother's side.
Better not, don't want to upset that side of the family.

He is the black snake of the family.

Sneaky Snake Song

Boys and girls take warning
If you go near the lake
Keep your eyes wide open
And look for sneaky snake

Now, maybe you won't see him
And maybe you won't hear
But he'll sneak up behind you
And drink all your root beer

And then sneak snake goes dancing
Wiggling and a-hissing
Sneaky snake goes dancing
A-giggling and a-kissing
I don't like old sneaky snake
He laughs too much you see
When he goes wiggling through the grass
It tickles his underneath

Well sneaky snake drinks root beer
And he just makes me sick
When he is not dancing
He looks just like stick

Now he doesn't have any arms or legs
You cannot see his ears
And while we are not looking
He's stealing all of our beer

And then sneak snake goes dancing
Wiggling and a-hissing
Sneaky snake goes dancing
A-giggling and a-kissing
I don't like old sneaky snake
He laughs too much you see
When he goes wiggling through the grass
It tickles his underneath

Roar

Midgard Serpent wrote:

I better be in it, or someone at Marvel will be eater!*

** spoiler omitted **

If you're looking for suggestions, I'd recommend Joe Quesada and Ike Perlmutter.

*Eaten. Stupid spell check.

I better be in it, or someone at Marvel will be eater!

...Thor!

...The Fifth Horseman

I wonder if I am in this one?
They gave that silly Jabberwock his own entry. So it is my turn now.

*Hsss

Supper Time... I mean Winning.

Sorry, that is you hallucinating after getting a whiff of my breath.

I'm good. Just a little indigestion from eating Mexican Gods.

Hey, little sister.
What are you up to?

the Seven Deadly

Molten Dragon isn't really molten, just liquefied crust.

Banned because I have a tooth ache and it is your fault.

I thought that was a piece of meat stuck between my teeth.

*BURP
Haven't seen her.

Ventnor was hire by the opposition to keep people away.

Ventnor organized a sit in because the PETA would not share.

Monica Bellucci is banned for being so delectable, but not willing to be eaten.

The Fiend is banned for forgetting I only eat celestial beings.

MD is banned for supplying the flame.

Sorry about that. Can't hold my liquor. >hic<

My favorite food is gods, but they are so hard to come by anymore.

The next poster was an extra in a movie, once.

Molten Dragon tried out for the roll of the pet, but was refused because only his head would fit in the van.

Been there, done that.

lucky7 only throws snake-eyes when playing craps.

What Molten Dragon didn't say was that he slipped while trying to get the Vaseline on that one spot on his back he can't reach.

KG wishes IHIYC would hide in his closet.

I ate most of them, but a few of the smaller ones escaped my notice.

My breath is a WMD.

Hope you have a new blade for your shanking. The one you used on my tough hide bent.

Who's There?

Scarlet Pumpernickle

MD invented spicy Volcano Chips

The Phantom of the Opera Jr.

Banned for being too small to even be an appetizer.

The cultist is banned for worshiping the wrong pantheon.

Puny dragon, the win is mine.

Phlegm Breath

Lots of good food on the trails.

The next poster got lost on the lost trail.

Go away little troll.
The grownups are here.

I eat a bowl of them with milk for breakfast every morning.

The next poster is a thing of beauty.