A magician was driving down a street when he turned into a driveway.
Only YOU are sponsored by those establishments, Pulg.
Good-oh. More dog-food bras for me, then.
That makes me so cross I'm going to BURN MY SHOES.
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A priest, a rabbi, and the construction worker from the Village People walk into a bear.
They had a wonderful time, what with all the sodomy.
You are singing the song of my people.
It's the same song.
I don't think I can interject the duck thing you said as easily as the bear.
Try posting that as a query on the Ask Uncle GoatToucher thread and see what he says.
Wait which?
The old bear still looks the same,
As I step down from the train,
And there to meet meeee, are my momma, and a bear,
Down the road I walk, and there stands Beary,
Fond of honey, fat and hairy,
Again I touch
The green, green bear of hooooome.
Bear here, Bear there. Help me mark all these 1 post threads as spam otherRPGs
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Such an odd snake.
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He is the black snake of the family.
o_O as opposed to the impossibly huge world eating snake of the family.
Hey, what did I win?
New teeth!
*searches for pastries*
Their are not.
Those are the little things you wear on your nipples, aren't they?
You have to get the ones with the tassels to really make it interesting.
Oo, can you do that thing where you make the tassels spin in opposite directions?
Its all in the shoulders.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Ha no I have a friend who does burlesque and that is what she tells me anyways.
A "friend"... right. Hey, whatever you do in your off hours is your business. There is no judgement here.
No I haven't went to one of her shows in quite awhile. We are sadly growing apart. Its hard for a man and a woman to remain friends while both have S.O. Particularly when one constantly posts pictures of herself scantly clad.
There is something strange ...
In your neighborhood.
The people that you meet each day.
In your neighborhood.
Who you gonna call? GOATTOUCHER!
(Even though it's probably him)
Yeah no need to call him. He was the reason I was calling in the first place.
In your neighborhood.Who you gonna call? GOATTOUCHER!
Touchin' makes me feel good.
:synth breakdown:
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Ok, that's quite enough, let's move on to another topic now.
I'm trying to make my castle (the one that I used to live in, back in Mortvania) into a pathfinder campaign. But I'm stuck on what to do about the tigerskin rug I possessed (and still do!) Do I make it a magical creature, an undead creature or some sort of hazard? The same question goes about the other enchanted taxidermy I have.
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Since none of them have their internal organs anymore, I'm afraid your only option is animated objects.
I got Great-Grandpa to possess ours. Belphegor takes over when he has to go to the clinic or pick up his infernal pension.
That worked out better than expected, said Harry Potter.
I'm surprised how quickly I got tired of this.
One for the money ...
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Thanks, Sideromancer, as I don't possess bestiary 5 yet I didn't know about animate taxidermies. As a sign of gratitude, you may have the following rewards: 200,000,000,000,000 platinum pieces, a mountain of jewels, an entire brothel full of virgins eager to please you, a wish and one final thing that you may request.