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Ross: I put my money on robot.

Ross: Or possibly the internet itself trying to become self aware.

Self aware of what?

Very tall men, called something like Lech

I'm reading the article now. It's telling that he refers to Atari and Xbox360 - both the most inferior consoles of their time.

(Edition War, Fast Food War, Console War - Trifecta!!! ;-))

Also, he seems not to heard of Kinect, which (going off pictures on the internet) doesn't have a controller at all.

Is it just me, or are large swaths of pages 18 and 19 of this thread missing?

What sort of flame war did you guys get up to over the weekend?

some knight bloke decided to have a fight with this wraithy geezer. otherwise nothing interesting happened...

The mists swirl once more, and engulf the scene, and the result of the conflict to come is lost from view.

But this is internet - the combat needs to be played out in tedious detail for everyone to see

I'm not an idiot and I can prove it using the prd

Crocodile CR 2...

Int 1

See

What I don't understand is if a Bishop doesn't move can it take a five-foot step in any direction? I'll only accept a ruling from the games creator.

Consider this:

Everything you've posted above can, has, and likely will be disputed.

And none of it addresses the real problem of animal rape by presidents.

Furthermore, consider this:

You park in a driveway, but you drive on a parkway.

I withdraw my candidacy

What 5 things would I change?

1. Underpant
2. Trouser
3. Shirt
4. Sock
5. other sock

*Starts a fight over the definition of the word "and"*

Well, it's ten higher, isn't it? It's not twenty. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at taking twenty. You're on twenty here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on twenty on your skill roll. Where can you go from there? Where?

Godzilla wears a bow-tie

I'm not sure if this means he beats Cthulhu or not.

273. Instead of saving his lucky black arrow for something more important than a DRAGON ATTACKING HIS HOME TOWN, Bard the Bowman uses it much earlier preventing much of the destruction of Lake-Town.

Lake-Town is later twinned with Melnibone.

I removed a spammy post with no real content.

I was going to eat that spam :'(

There's a sign saying "paizo messageboard N00nb" and it's pointing at you

Lilith wrote:

Yeah...All-paladin strike force...Minimum 10th level...

*ponders this more*

I'd say an all Pali force would be a helluva team, provided the players could play Lawful Good instead of Lawful Jerk. ;)

But all Paladins are Lawful Jerks ;)

Are we talking gross damage or net damage? :P

Nets don't do damage ;)

Lyingbastard wrote:

Now, if the Bestiary followed the ideas of the Monster Girls Encyclopedia, that would be a different story...

Quite right. So, you're working on a Monster Girls Encyclopedia PFRPG book with creature stats, right?

For those who don't know what this is, here's a link: Monster Girls Encyclopedia page 1 (WARNING: NSFW!)

Those poor human male sailors...

M'Tuk'Tuk's Human companion is allergic to cheesecake.

All the more for M'Tuk'Tuk

Trolls, you can't Troll in here, this is the Troll room.

+something (I can't add due to Int 1)

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Thighs

Me? ok...

When it tells me stuff in my head

Ceylon Tom wrote:

Tha Superdupa Everythingdestroying Sword

THIS IS SO EFFING SWEET. I want 1 to rob bank wif.

sniff... s'not as good as a katana

Crocodiles have Druids as people companions

Pirates are obviously a type of oracle - they only have one eye so they must be half blind plus er... an oracle can... drive a boat?

M'Tuk'Tuk has never met an interesting paladin. Darn goody-two-shoes*.

*Shoes probably made out of M'Tuk'Tuk's brother's skin.

I think it would be quite funny if Minkai was based on one of those periods in Japanese history when the borders were closed and therefore it could just be ignored

I heard that Ninjas never go commando because they'd make too much noise.

Plus they get a discount on boxer shorts

SN - Slightly Neutral

Some like Poodle hot

Poodle II

i love it when people start a pointless new topic to discuss something somebody posted in a topic they started instead of discussing it there

Dear Slaad,

Would you ask a poodle to ask James Jacobs to ask a slaad a question?

All the best etc.

he should be able cast fireball on his sword and hit someone with his sword and then the fireball explodes. as a free action.

Paladins are better than Maguses, due to math(s)

Poodlus

Can you think of a better name than Magus please?

all the best, etc.

Tick-Tock

Meoblycin

Vaaksted

The Isle of Dredd

The Isle of... er... Wraith

M'Tuk'Tuk

I think we could use a new dimension on the N axis.

This Silly/Serious dimension.

Finally I can play the Lawful Stupid character I always wanted to.

as opposed to the Chaotic Stupid ones I always seem to play

A plucky explorer is travelling through the jungle* when he suddenly hears frantic drumming nearby. He turns to his trusty native guide and asks if this means trouble.

"Drums good", the guide replies, but then adds, "Drums stop: bad".

After a few minutes the drumming stops and the concerned explorer asks what will happen.

The guide replies:

* you may like to think of this joke occurring in the Mwangi Expanse