You weigh as much as a duck
You can't really turn people into a newt…but they don't know that.
Bed head is all the rage
Regular dozen, baker's dozen, or imperial dozen?
Is it an European witch or the more powerful Asian witch?
Raven hair and ruby lips
sparks fly from her finger tips
Echoed voices in the night
she's a restless spirit on an endless flight
wooo hooo witchy woman, see how
high she flies
woo hoo witchy woman she got
the moon in her eye
She held me spellbound in the night
dancing shadows and firelight
crazy laughter in another
room and she drove herself to madness
with a silver spoon
woo hoo witchy woman see how high she flies
woo hoo witchy woman she got the moon in her eye
Well I know you want a lover,
let me tell your brother, she's been sleeping
in the Devil's bed.
And there's some rumors going round
someone's underground
she can rock you in the nighttime
'til your skin turns red
woo hoo witchy woman
see how high she flies
woo hoo witchy woman
she got the moon in her eye
I got a Black Magic Woman.
I got a Black Magic Woman.
Yes, I got a Black Magic Woman,
She's got me so blind I can't see;
But she's a Black Magic Woman and
she's trying to make a devil out of me.
Don't turn your back on me, baby.
Don't turn your back on me, baby.
Yes, don't turn your back on me, baby,
Don't mess around with your tricks;
Don't turn your back on me, baby,
'cause you might just wake up my magic sticks.
You got your spell on me, baby.
You got your spell on me, baby.
Yes, you got your spell on me, baby,
Turnin' my heart into stone;
I need you so bad,
Magic Woman I can't leave you alone.
My mother was a witch, she was burned alive
Thankless little b~!@+, for tears I cried
Take her down now, don't wanna see her face
All blistered and burnt, can't hide my disgrace
Twenty-seven, everyone was nice
Gotta see 'em make 'em pay the price
See their bodies out on the ice
Take my time
Am I evil? Yes, I am
Am I evil? I am man, yes, I am
Choosing a poodle as your animal companion gives you +2 Coolness
Choosing a poodle as your animal companion gives you +2 Coolness
In Bizarro world maybe, in the real universe it earns you nothing but scorn and derision. The ultimate animal companion is the Platypus!
NO!
The Fishy grants "AWESOME! that makes fishy the best animal companion.
Poodles piddle on the floor and chew and hump...a lot.
Platypi are freaks of nature, was evolution drunk that day? It's like the frankenstein of animals. A beaver rapes a duck and BAM platypus.
NO!
The Fishy grants "AWESOME! that makes fishy the best animal companion.
Poodles piddle on the floor and chew and hump...a lot.
Platypi are freaks of nature, was evolution drunk that day? It's like the frankenstein of animals. A beaver rapes a duck and BAM platypus.
But when was the last time you could walk a fish. All fish do is swim aroung in their own toilets.
+1 for the Platypus, +2 if he has a secret agent hat.
NO!
The Fishy grants "AWESOME! that makes fishy the best animal companion.
Poodles piddle on the floor and chew and hump...a lot.
Platypi are freaks of nature, was evolution drunk that day? It's like the frankenstein of animals. A beaver rapes a duck and BAM platypus.
But when was the last time you could walk a fish. All fish do is swim aroung in their own toilets.
+1 for the Platypus, +2 if he has a secret agent hat.
Perry is a legend
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You can't really turn people into a newt…but they don't know that.
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Actually, Baleful Polymorph is on the Witch's spell list (APG p. 71)
NO!
The Fishy grants "AWESOME! that makes fishy the best animal companion.
Poodles piddle on the floor and chew and hump...a lot.
Platypi are freaks of nature, was evolution drunk that day? It's like the frankenstein of animals. A beaver rapes a duck and BAM platypus.
Do not!
*humps Mr.Fishy*
Poodles piddle on the floor and chew and hump...a lot.
Jacabo: "How is this a bad plan?"
Crocodiles have Druids as people companions
You have a thing for Jack Nicholson.