Why aren't there any active ninjas in politics? At least in the States, there aren't any. There are plenty of pirates, though. Maybe there are ninjas in government in exotic far off places like Canada.
Ninjas would be the best filibuster busters.
Senator <Pick one you dislike>: ...and now I shall read passages from War and Peace germane to the discussion...
*10 shuriken sprout from the Senator's chest*
Senator McNinja: <shoving the deceased senator out of the way> Let's vote, then take a short recess to pay our respects. <Disappears in a puff of smoke>
Mr. Fishy would watch debates if they were full contact.
THIS SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! The Senatator vs The Congresser. Last man standing. SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!
Mr. Fishy would payper view that.
ROFL +1Mr. Fishy would watch debates if they were full contact.
THIS SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! The Senatator vs The Congresser. Last man standing. SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!
Mr. Fishy would payper view that.
CSPAN would have better viewership then the Superbowl!
Because you don't know they're ninja, they're in disguise.
Why aren't there any active ninjas in politics? At least in the States, there aren't any. There are plenty of pirates, though. Maybe there are ninjas in government in exotic far off places like Canada.
I always thought there were certain evil lines that even ninjas wouldn't cross, like politics or marketing.
Edit: Maybe there is some sort of Ninja vs. Expendables "Treaty of Versailles"?
If it wasn't for ninjas, America would be called South Canada.
Ninja bastards.
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There are plenty of pirates, though.
You mean robots. Or maybe it is monkeys. Who can tell the difference?
There are plenty of pirates, though.You mean robots. Or maybe it is monkeys. Who can tell the difference?
Probably because they're robot monkey pirates.
Except Al Gore--he was just a robot.
If it wasn't for ninjas, America would be called South Canada.
I can see Russia from my back yard.
What?!
Are the zombie ninjas or the robot pirates riding dinosaurs?
I'm sick of ninja threads.
I'm not starting any more.
Don't worry, other people will pick up the slack.
I heard that Ninjas never go commando because they'd make too much noise.
Plus they get a discount on boxer shorts
I, too, would like ninjas in politics. Every time I vote, I secretly hope I'm voting for an undercover ninja - but, being undercover, they can't tell me they are ninjas. However, the more often I vote, the more likely it is I'm voting for an undercover ninja. I shake the hands of politicians, hoping they'll give me the handsign that shows they're ninjas - but I don't know the handsign, so I guess I'm just looking for anything unusual. And secretly hoping. Some day, we'll have an undercover ninja in politics. Or maybe we already do. A man can dream...
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moves through the shadows of the thread
Wait, come back! I want to vote for you...
*Bampf*
*Bampf*
Except Al Gore--he was just a robot.
I AM NOT A ROBOT!
Because CHA is their dump stat.