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I am quit comfortable with the voices in my head.
My inner 6 yr old girl child walks up and says "He IS 'TOUCHING' ME!
I reach down and lift up on the hatch door in the floor. It opens revealing a stairway going down. "OK down Little Miss Bumble Sneakers."
Walking down the stairs I say "Stand still Laddy. How can you have any pudding if don't eat your meat."

I was in terrible car wreck in 2005 and broke my leg in two places. I had also torn the tissue lining my chest beneath the muscles loose from the jostling about. I was in some pretty extreme pain and they gave me a lot of morphine at the hospital. I fell in love with that stuff immediately.

I think it's like you are given a number of spell slots and the number is different for everybody. The more often you use your slots the closer you come to paying the Devil's due.

What about Keanu?

Betty could snuff him like a cheap cigarette!

Dizzy is not only a physical condition with me. It is a state of mind, an uncomfortable state of mind. It makes you doubt every step both physical and mental. I fall nearly every day sometimes it is because of vertigo but sometimes it is bad decision making. I have been diagnosed with Parkinson's Disease since 1995. I have received the best care from University of Alabama At Birmingham both physical and psychological but even so I have had bouts of sorrow and despair when the Exit seemed the way to go. I am glad that I woke up in the hospital it was such a radical solution for a temporary emotion.

Not to be confused with SCREAMING BANSHEE that makes you lose control of your feet and you yell safety!
Safety-dance!
Ah we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're are no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to, a place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind,
And we can dance
We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're are no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to a place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance.
Dances!
Ah we can go when we want to the night is young and so am i
And we…

I had a nip tonight. Why do you ask?

"Have Dice, Will Travel." AAA' AAA' Calvin. I don't know if I am beautiful or not. My magic mirror seems to think so.

Nothing like that new car smell is there? Keep oil, transmission fluid, and brake fluid topped off and a lot of your car problems will be headed off. Anytime you stay ahead of a problem it's a good thing it will save on hours of sitting on the side of the road waiting on a tow. Don't let it get to you, there will always be car trauma at the wrong time.
Have you named your car yet? They get kind of cantankerous when they think you don't love them.

90. Investigate children disappearing from a small village.

103. An investigation of twelve children of a small village. Who have the same creepy blond hair, they have metallic eyes. They seem to communicate via their minds between themselves, they know what the adults are thinking and they are not above doing something about those who threaten them.

99. Dwarves running amok after a keg or two. Landing them in the most scenic jails.

83."Necromancers Gone WILD"

74. The McGuffin Is The BBEG (when the party messes with it after specifically being told *not* to).

80. The Party is hired by the Burgermeister to steal the McGuffin away from the BBEG to be returned to the town vault.

Moving is Over-rated, fill this box. Lift this box. Put box on truck. Take off truck. Empty box into piles A, B, or C. Now it takes you ten years to know which pile contains what. Better not to move at all. Well, the system works for me.

Moe's Dice Bags wrote:

I'm doing the Snoopy happy dance,

My new dice came in the mail Today.
**FROST BLUE SET **
% dice first three rolls were 94, 97, 98
they are hot and ready to roll.
Back to Snoopy happy dance!

I love new dice. I've got sets I've probably only used once but I want more! I have nearly 800 individual dice. You'd think that would be enough. But no. It's never enough.

I was overwhelmed by that new dice smell! I went a little crazy there.

56. " Zombies! "

I'm doing the Snoopy happy dance,
My new dice came in the mail Today.
**FROST BLUE SET **
% dice first three rolls were 94, 97, 98
they are hot and ready to roll.
Back to Snoopy happy dance!

What Happened to that Puppy? Do you think it run afoul of a Mammoth with a battleaxe. Do you think its' body went out for Scobbie snacks and could not find its' head? "ROT ROLL SHAGGY."

I went from not knowing what bezoars are to thinking I 've been suffering from them for years. The dragon kind if you must know.
Damn hypochondria.

I' m taking this moment to think of those who fought and died and those who fought and lived on D-day. I give thanks for them and their sacrifice.

I'm in as much pain or more than I was before the surgery so walking anywhere is very unpleasant to sometimes very difficult. That, and getting off some of the meds I'm taking, such as Abilify, which causes weight gain and no matter how much I walked before I either maintained the weight or gained more.

I would like a treadmill, but can't afford one. I think I'd be more prone to exercise with it because one of the things I fret about is falling while walking outside, either while walking the dogs or by myself. Between the knee and my weight, I'd not be able to get back up and would likely have to call EMS to come help me. The...

Well your not fielding your brothers' comments about looking like an elephant seal climbing a rock to survey his harem.

"OHHH SOLLA MEEOOOO" Again in the key of G. "OHHH SOLLA MEEOOOO"

"OHHH SOLLA MEEOOOO" Surely that's more soothing than Nickleback. "OHHH SOLLA MEEOOOO"

I am not sleepy. I want to be sleepy. I really would like to be sleepy. But I am not sleepy.

I guess I could cast a Sleep Spell It goes like this. "I was born in a small Indiana town... 30 minutes later...That is how come to live in Alabama." I knew that would work.

38. The female barbarian borrowed the Queen of the Undead's black mink bikini and never returned it.

Even with Meta-magic, the whole system is not flexible enough, it doesn't reflect the realities of injury by burns or by electrocution. If could funnel burning hands into a jet you would have WW2 flame thrower. Shocking Grasp simulates a high powered taser were we can have "Big Yellow Mama" experience and not be debilitated for one or more rounds, or at least have a bad taste in their mouth and sluggish feeling. Illusions are simple, you let the illusion go through and roll for disbelief, remember sometimes the most absurd things are the easiest to believe.
War is cruel, battle is bloody, painful, and demoralizing. A mage should bring the sternest warrior to pause.

And remember it is only a game. have fun.

DungeonmasterCal wrote:

Just make it a sort of..umm...light hearted, whimsical murder!

There was a lot of cursing the demon's name if that counts. 2.5 of 5 PCs dead.

to: DmCal, I betcha believe in Unihorns, I betcha...

to: T_O_Z, Was the point to kill them or not to kill them? This could be confusing if you are the poor .5 PC. Am I alive or am I dead or is there a third choice?

I am stung by these inflammatory statements about bees, be kind you all.

Ragadolf wrote:

Oi Vay! Today!

I swear I thought this was the longest week ever.
THEN, I realized it was TUESDAY!

>_<

We are all just time-travelers, living in this very moment and all too soon to be born into the next moment and the present has now passed into the past. We can only remember the past, we can only plan for the future, the only moment that matters is this one, what are you going to do.

We are travelers in both time and space with the whole world to see. waaaaooooo waaaaooooo!

R we talking about the simian Kriss Kringle again?

DungeonmasterCal wrote:

Less peeing is a good thing. Enjoy your night!

If it were not for peeing in the middle of the night I would not get any exercise at all.

got to go!

Do you know the difference between exorcize and exercise? It brings new meaning to the question. "What did you do last night?"

Less peeing is a good thing. Enjoy your night!

If it were not for peeing in the middle of the night I would not get any exercise at all.

Sorry about the flu-bug Rags~ look on the bright side you are making the human herd stronger. That is if you pass on your genes. "I don't know anything about birthing any babies!"
Magehunter, I loved Samuri Jack. I have a high threshold for violence, so if violence is relevant to the story then it was ok. I was a murder-hobo from the days of Greyhawk.

TODAY IS BETTER DAY I am getting along. It is a relief and my father leads the way as he always did. Now I believe that our time limited to a short number of days. In those days we must pack a life with all the joys and sorrows; all the heartaches and triumphs; all the paths not taken and the journey that was traveled. Then we sleep.

"Saving Private Ryan" 170 minute tearjerker.
"Gettysburg" I ball my eyes out.

Dizzydoo42 wrote:

I would like to give a SHOUTOUT to Charles Darwin and theories of survival of the fittest.

Speaking of whom...

Dear Simian Literary Critic,

"He reads in beauty, like the night
Of cloudless climes and starry skies;
And all that’s best of dark and bright
Meet in his aspect and his eyes:
Thus mellowed to that tender light
Which heaven to gaudy day denies.

One shade the more, one ray the less,
Had half impaired the nameless grace
Which waves in every raven tress,
Or softly lightens o’er his face;
Where thoughts serenely sweet express
How pure, how dear their dwelling place.

And on that cheek, and o’er that brow,
So soft, so calm, yet eloquent,
The smiles that win, the tints that glow,
But tell of days in goodness spent,
A mind at peace with all below,
A heart whose love is innocent!"

_by George Gordon Byron

I would like to give a SHOUTOUT to Charles Darwin and theories of survival of the fittest.
***I grab all Calvin's toys including his backpack. Turn and run home screaming like 1-year-old shedding toys at 10-foot intervals for the two block it took to get home. Since the backpack was the only thing left I open it. Monkey Santa pops out. I bowed down to "Darth Wannabe" crooning like e-wok who has seen C3-P0.***
What is your will, my Master?

Hay I don't even like DungeonmasterCal.

I just kidding. LOL

When there's some show/movie I like where two characters who are really good friends/lovers on the show but you find out the actors hated each other in real life. I don't know why it makes me so sad, I guess because it kind of breaks the illusion.

Aunt Bee hated Andy so Mayberry was not quite the Utopia we thought it was.

where would be a good place to get some pdfs of old TSR material like dragons and some of the gaming stuff ["Top Secret" mainly] there was some good work in those pieces.

Beer ***Michelob Dark***

Thomas Seitz wrote:

Santa Monkey is just a construct created by Gorilla Grodd and the Ultra-Humanite to encourage kids that letting telepathic simians in their homes and running their lives is cool.

Hey now! Little respect. You're talking about an astronaut...

The Cosmonaut Monkey Santa could burn up on re-entry, couldn't he?

So far, my first Ohio Winter was not as bad as an average Florida Summer. Not by a long shot.

I spent a winter living down in Florida ( my dad found out a fishing guide position opened up on the Withlacoochee River, Dad said let's move away from here {Indiana} so packed up the truck moved south.) That was 1977 it was a cold winter. they called us snowbirds but it can be colder without snow than with.

So today was definitely a near snow-meggedon here in Morgantown, WV. We got at least 6 inches in under 3 hours. Fortunately the schools had already called for 2 hour delay...and then fully canceled. Unfortunately for me, I still had to go see ONE client (the other two had texted me/emailed me not to worry and that one or more of their respective spouses would be home for dog care.) So while I enjoyed romping around with a puppy in the snow (And BOY does she romp!) it was less thrilling driving through near frozen slush and still falling snow and having some stupid guys in truck barrel past me at break neck speeds on roads I doubt Iceman could traverse.

But in any case, today is my day to sit inside and enjoy warmth until it all melts away by Monday.

Stupid global warming ruining my winter wonderland...

You got our snow from Tuesday night. All my best wishes go out to you. Everybody in Alabama was relieved that it passed us by. I guess it landed on you. SORRY.

Its' beautiful here this morning. Sunshine 55' no wind. now tomorrow is a horse of a different color. snow 20's That's winter in the south.
I like my new alias It cracks me up.
when is Paizocon?

It is nice to be working on two batteries for a change. I guess I am a cyborg, my doctor tried to impress by calling me a cyborg.

Dogs are weird, man.

I have cats.

(Cats are also weird, but at least you don't have to walk them.)

Cats are so weird too!

So I got my dog a new toy last month. And, it being the season, the toy is a Monkey Santa.

Since then, I've been documenting the adventures of Monkey Santa. Among other things, he's posed for a portrait with the Dowager Doggess, he stole my phone and took a selfie, and most recently, he's gone over to the Dark Side of the Force.

I find this all WAY funnier that it probably merits. Filing under "Something Weird I Really Like."

The Dowager Doggess is an impressive looking beast quit noble. Is she a breed or a work of lucky circumstance. either way, I think she is beautiful.

it is a dungeon dudes night for me.

John, I going to check it out. I agree with qubblemuch, "the universe is wicked cool..."