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99. Dwarves running amok after a keg or two. Landing them in the most scenic jails.

R we talking about the simian Kriss Kringle again?

I am that insufferable idiot (in real life), and many a time I have been used as a relief perch for avian beings.

I see I'm in good company.

Sword of Hero Summoning
A long sword with the writing on the hilt "Who are you going to call?". When spoken in a dire situation the legendary ghost hero "DIRK" appears to save the day. He wields the swords as a +3 sword of slaying of what ever hazard you have cooked up. If he survives the fight he is very condensing and very boastful. Dirk stays just long enough to get on the players nerves. Dirk comes in as a fighter equal to the highest monster or the sum of the whole swarm. Go on and pour the syrup on, enjoy it while he lasts. When he disappears he takes the sword with him.

This isn't 101 different ways...

I agree with Gaurwaith.

Harvey's Wall-Bagger (a ritzy and exclusive speakeasy that is in fact inside a bag of holding cleverly hidden inside a chink in an alley wall somewhere)

It is a bad place to be when the LAW comes a calling. Only one way in and only one way out. If you have a bouncer holding the bag. That's what you have got, a bouncer holding the bag. Glory be!!! what if they were the extortionist type of criminal, or even yet assassins. It's not a place for me, Sonny Jim. Sounds to me like there to much that can go wrong at your goat roping.

there was a dive called Slugger Slim's.