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Alright, that's enough of that.


Agreed


*Aggrees*


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* looks at kileanna menacingly*

O wait I just did it...

*vanishes*


*Still confused*


Who said what now?


Huh?

O_o


Exactly.


Agreed. #nomoreitalicizedverbs #nomoreitalics #nomoresingleverbposts #makelotpwgreatagain #mlga


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starting the hashtag thing instead. #hashtag #lochnessmonster #threefiddy.


*doesn't care* #honeybadgerdontcare


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#wholebodyperm


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wait a minute, I have a T-shirt that covers this situation...


I will if you pay me about three fiddy #threefiddy, #gamehamster, #givemeyomoney.


#pound sign

#thats right im old #get used to it


*holds up picture of a screw and a baseball under an arrow pointing up*


*Drinks a hot coffee*


Regular hot or fiendishly hot?


*Holds up a picture of a pot with a large crack in it, under an arrow pointing up*


Kjeldorn wrote:
*Still confused*

so, who ever posts last wins. That is all.


*Is winning ^^ *


The Game Hamster wrote:
Kjeldorn wrote:
*Still confused*
so, who ever posts last wins. That is all.

I'm disappointed. I thought there was something metaphysical or some insight in this madness. I guess I was wrong.


Paizo Charter Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Superscriber

Is there any sort of metaphysics or insight into true madness? I say just have fun.


I believe that to be the point of the game forums.


*slinks back into enclosure, hoping nobody notices his brief rampage with all the confusion*

Sovereign Court

You didn't escape, I let you out. Why do you think your rampage caused you to go through dark folk territory? All of them drow, duergar, svirfelbin, creepers, slayers and stalkers had been planning on causing trouble and you were the only one able to stop them.

*Claps hands to change the subject.*

Right folks, I am hiring aquatic people to help maintain the three aquariums the menagerie has. Deep folk hybrids would be nice as we can make you 'part of the enclosure'.


Glub glub glub.


I work in me...gan...grrrrlll... there.
Cook fish?


I shall help in the care of the aquatic creatures.


*Starts fishing in one of the aquariums, while sipping brandy, slumped back in a beach chair*


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Paizo Charter Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Superscriber

* walks up behind Kjeldorn, brandishing Banhammer, Jr. *

Ahem! There is no fishing in the aquariums. The punishment for fishing in the aquariums is quite severe. If you wish to go fishing there are plenty of lakes, rivers, and streams nearby.


*Sprays brandy all over Uncle Teddy, from his surprise appearance*


Paizo Charter Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Superscriber

* wipes brandy off of face *

What a waste of brandy. Now, if you would like, I can guide you to a more appropriate fishing spot - one where you can enjoy your brandy in peace and quite.


Well...Err....Of cause officer. Lead on.

*Gathers his things*


Paizo Charter Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Superscriber

* leads Kjeldorn to a large lake, a dock leading out to the middle *

Grab a spot anywhere you want here - along the shore or along the dock. You'll be able to fish in peace here. Plus the variety of fish you can catch here is amazing. Personally, I like the this little spot on the southwestern shore underneath some rather tall maple trees.


Err..thank you, officer?

*Strolls along the lakeshore, until he finds some tall trees (doesn't have Knowledge Nature), sets up his chair and starts fishing*


*Rises up out of the lake*

*Hands Kjeldorn a newspaper*

"Your copy of 'Bacon Fanciers Weekly', sir"

*Retreats back into lake, discreetly removing fish-hook from head*


*Stares at the lake, stares at the newspaper, stare at the lake again*

*Rubs eyes, stares at the lake, the newspaper, sighs loudly and searches his backpack for his brandy bottle*

*takes a Huge swig and goes back to fishing*


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These are impressive aquariums, this one seems a little low.
*Starts casting create water to raise the water level.*

Sovereign Court

Marvelous work, Keoonik! Here's your first weeks payment.

*A half-orc from the Grizzlepaw Clan gives Keoonik a large sack of jewels that I found in a sahuagin cave (unaware that these very jewels belong to her family and that the sahuagin I slew had stolen them in the first place).*

As you can see, I only have regular fish (and not any large varieties) so if you could help me obtain some non-intelligent aquatic magical creatures (like a sea serpent and a bunyip) and larger normal creatures (such as a gar, some sharks and yes definitely a great white whale) that would be very helpful thank you.

Sovereign Court

Oh and Cookmate Cookie, I appreciate your help so yes please do help out. But, no you can't cook the fish. You may feed them of course, just remember, not all aquatic creatures like the same food as you.


Where in all of the Multi-verse did this lake come from?? Ah, great, just what I needed, another giant spilling his drink. Come on boys, Let's get'er done.

*begins to mop up the lake... It's rather slow work...*


Well he^ is clearly going to be at that for awhile so I will entertain you. *does a little dance*


The Big Bad Wolf of Karazhan wrote:
Oh and Cookmate Cookie, I appreciate your help so yes please do help out. But, no you can't cook the fish. You may feed them of course, just remember, not all aquatic creatures like the same food as you.

Feed octopus, not cook! Octopus great! Cook squid, feed octopus!


He thinks we don't know that his bottom half is an octopus^

Scarab Sages

*Hides In the aquarium's giant clam*


Giggity?


Vidmaster7 wrote:
He thinks we don't know that his bottom half is an octopus^

Octopus great, look like grindylow cause octopus great!


Wow that thing looks terrifying.


Cookie be terrrrifyinyng Grindylow!

*Snarl*

Cookie italic too!

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