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Its adorable^

*conquered new page*


Bear Man be durable too


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Well so far in this forum I have been set on fire 3-4 times, eaten and blown up and I'm still around so I suppose provided i'm the refereed to "bear man" That would seem to be true.


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*begins making plans to go see Guardians of the Galaxy 2*


When you see it please tell me. Next week there are 3 days where the cinema is going to cost less than half the usual price and I'm still deciding what to see (if I decide to go).
Dalindra and I seem to be the only two people in the world who didn't enjoy the first, so I'm pretty unsure about this one.


I wonder if they will find an excuse for a gratuitous shirtless Chris Pratt in this one...


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*Loud and horrifying roar that is cut short; a bynyip that is constricted by a large snake is lowered into an aquarium. Three sharks appear and circle around the bynyip. This gives the large snake the chance to escape from the bynyip. As the bynyip goes after the snake the sharks attack blocking the bynyip from attacking the snake. The bynyip attacks the sharks. The sharks swim away granting the bynyip possession of this area.*

One bynyip for the aquarium. This male had lost his battle against another male and was forced to retreat. Mating season is tough sometimes. Do not get excited about the sharks; I summoned them, they where just a distraction to allow my pal Kuddles to escape.

I am still tiring to figure out how to transport something larger. Do you know a guy that could help?


I expect GoatToucher has a portable hole you could borrow.


He has. But you wouldn't like where it's placed.


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*Lands*

Hey, somebody here order a bunch of dodos? This a smaller run for us, but we were already in the area.

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Ah yes, that would be me, you know where to put them.

*Points to the quarantine building.*

It's really coming along nicely! And I now realise that instead of having just one star attraction, I can setup a special stamp post at the enclosures with all of the "Show Stoppers".


All of my holes are portable, and the amount of things you can fit inside them will surprise you.


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Keoonik wrote:
I am still tiring to figure out how to transport something larger. Do you know a guy that could help?

Maybe...


A. Guy Namd wrote:
Keoonik wrote:
I am still tiring to figure out how to transport something larger. Do you know a guy that could help?
Maybe...

I know of a baby great white whale that has beached itself. Currently a nymph is watching over her. I discovered that the whales mother fell to the hands of whalers, and while I could raise the water levels to return the whale back to the sea it would have no mother to care for it. I would like to bring it here but, I have no way to move any that big. Can you help?


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Whalers! Where? And they left a baby orphaned!

* Hefts Banhammer, Jr. *

Time to go bust some skulls.

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Love the enthusiasm, Uncle Teddy, take a few members of the Burning Rose Clan with you (careful, for some reason, they are loyal only to me).

*Thinks about the poor baby whale.*

She will have to go in the regular aquarium for now, then when she is older, she can go into the tank designated for her.

*Motions to the tank in question, only to see it being occupied.*

Hey! Who let that Kraken in?


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*Gnarls to the Kraken*
Big squid have to go!
Evil! Evil!
*Throws casseroles and pans at him*


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That will not be a problem, Master Wolf. Just so long as they let me smash the captain of the whaling vessel into a bloody pulp.

Alright, Burning Rose! Who's up to help me make some scum hurt?


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*Brings the beached whale around in his inter-dimensional ship*
Here ya go mate, hate to see such useless cruelty to animals like that. So, no fee for this one.

Sovereign Court

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Thanks Guy, just put her into quarantine, she will be much loved here.

*Turns to the Kraken.*

OK buster, start talking, because I put that sign up there for a reason!

*Points to a giant sign that reads: "Only normal animals and magical creatures with an intelligence score of three or less."*

Oh and don't worry Uncle Teddy, I've told them to follow your orders so, if you tell them to let you smash the whaling captain into a bloody pulp they will let you.

Scarab Sages

*reaches out of The Big Bad Wolf of Karazhan's Closet, ultra-swiftly braids and bleaches his hair into sissy blonde pigtails*


:braids IHIYC's hat-tassels:


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One sea cat, two hammerhead sharks, three dolphins, four hippocampus. That is a good start. I know where a lukwatas is that has caused a lot of problems for a lizardfolk tribe. They would be happy to get rid of it, but the last group that tried only accomplished feeding it. Is that something you would want here?

Also, I am going to need a ship with really big nets for larger creatures. Do we have any contacts with any ship captains?


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* wanders in, Bannhammer, Jr slung over one shoulder and dripping blood, arm draped around one of the Burning Rose Clan. Three others follow behind, each holding a chain - the other end wrapped around the neck of a badly beaten sailor *

Master Wolf, this gal (gesturing to the one I have my arm around) is nuts! The first mate threw a harpoon at me and this crazy fool caught it mid-flight, ran up to the first mate, and stuck it right between his eyes so hard it went clean through his skull. I tell ya - that just made my day! I just loved it.

Oh, the three sailors - those were the ones who surrendered. I figured we could put them to work cleaning up the enclosures of some of the more dangerous critters.

Sovereign Court

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Ah, Keoonik, good work with getting more creatures for the menagerie. Don't worry about the lukwatas, yes I want it, I'll send some storm giants to acquire it. Not that the lizard folk would care, they just want it gone.

*Turns to Uncle Teddy.*

Being former Grey Maidens, Uncle Teddy, they are deadly warriors who always protect their leader (which was you in this case) although that particular gal is clearly a veteran of many battles. And I love your idea, fates worse than death are always the best punishments.

*Turns around and looks over to the tank with the Kraken in it.*

Like the grim reaper in the dark folk enclosure, that guy *points to the Kraken* is here to stay. So what are we going to do?


Later mates! Got a few shipments to run, may be back around though... Also, Don't expect charity like that often, I usually charge ya know, This ship ain't cheap to run mate.


*looks around*

Ok phew its clear.


Was clear.


Ah! oh its just the hamster.


Is clear.


Transparent hamster?


Nah, I'm about to remove myself from existence again...


Poof! and hes gone.

Scarab Sages

*runs up, plasters over Vidmaster7's face with gefilte fish, runs off*


*wipes food off face*

Well that was unexpected. who knew IHIYC was Jewish.


I'm back...


Did you go somewhere? I hadn't noticed.


nowhere important.


Vidmaster7 wrote:

*wipes food off face*

Well that was unexpected. who knew IHIYC was Jewish.

Regardless, you are now Kosher-Faced Vidmaster.


May the fifth.

Of whiskey!


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almost time for revenge of the sixth.

Scarab Sages

Waterhammer wrote:

May the fifth.

Of whiskey!

Let's celebrate while we still can!


celebrate quick you got 20 minutes by my time zone.


Kileanna wrote:

When you see it please tell me. Next week there are 3 days where the cinema is going to cost less than half the usual price and I'm still deciding what to see (if I decide to go).

Dalindra and I seem to be the only two people in the world who didn't enjoy the first, so I'm pretty unsure about this one.

No spoilers, but it is a very different movie from the first one, you might still like it, but I do not know your tastes in movies. It was certainly more focused on the humor, but was in certain moments just as tear-jerking as the first one. If I say much more, I'll be in spoiler territory.

8/10 with the consideration that I give the first one 9.5/10


Revenge of the sixth!


The Game Hamster wrote:
Kileanna wrote:

When you see it please tell me. Next week there are 3 days where the cinema is going to cost less than half the usual price and I'm still deciding what to see (if I decide to go).

Dalindra and I seem to be the only two people in the world who didn't enjoy the first, so I'm pretty unsure about this one.

No spoilers, but it is a very different movie from the first one, you might still like it, but I do not know your tastes in movies. It was certainly more focused on the humor, but was in certain moments just as tear-jerking as the first one. If I say much more, I'll be in spoiler territory.

8/10 with the consideration that I give the first one 9.5/10

I cannot explain my taste for movies as it can be a bit eclectic. I enjoy most genres. As long as the plot doesn't kill my brain cells and the characters are interesting it's usually fine for me. As I am going through serious financial issues right now I've became very picky with what movies I decide to watch right now as the cinema is expensive here (about 8€).

The first one... it's probably that I thought that some characters that I love like Drax or Gamora felt a bit bland and the humor looked too goofy and slightly OOC at some times. I don't know.

I liked Deadpool. I liked Dr. Strange. I liked Avengers and Captain America. But there's something that didn't allow me to enjoy Guardians of the Galaxy as much as other people did. I don't know.
Neither did I like Thor (any of them) aside from the epic Loki scenes or any of the Iron Man movies but the first ones. I didn't see Ant Man but from what I've seen I wouldn't like it. And the fact that I really like Hank Pym only makes it worse.


I still win.

How can you not love Thor ? Such good-aligned magnificent beefcake ;-) ?


Kileanna wrote:
The Game Hamster wrote:
Kileanna wrote:

When you see it please tell me. Next week there are 3 days where the cinema is going to cost less than half the usual price and I'm still deciding what to see (if I decide to go).

Dalindra and I seem to be the only two people in the world who didn't enjoy the first, so I'm pretty unsure about this one.

No spoilers, but it is a very different movie from the first one, you might still like it, but I do not know your tastes in movies. It was certainly more focused on the humor, but was in certain moments just as tear-jerking as the first one. If I say much more, I'll be in spoiler territory.

8/10 with the consideration that I give the first one 9.5/10

I cannot explain my taste for movies as it can be a bit eclectic. I enjoy most genres. As long as the plot doesn't kill my brain cells and the characters are interesting it's usually fine for me. As I am going through serious financial issues right now I've became very picky with what movies I decide to watch right now as the cinema is expensive here (about 8€).

The first one... it's probably that I thought that some characters that I love like Drax or Gamora felt a bit bland and the humor looked too goofy and slightly OOC at some times. I don't know.

I liked Deadpool. I liked Dr. Strange. I liked Avengers and Captain America. But there's something that didn't allow me to enjoy Guardians of the Galaxy as much as other people did. I don't know.
Neither did I like Thor (any of them) aside from the epic Loki scenes or any of the Iron Man movies but the first ones. I didn't see Ant Man but from what I've seen I wouldn't like it. And the fact that I really like Hank Pym only makes it worse.

I can neither say that you would like it, or that you would hate it, it is very much it's own thing, that being said, I thought that the humor was well timed, and thought out, but I do feel that such made a bit of a sacrifice in the story.


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*growls*
I hate theaters, no one knows how to clean properly.


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Todd, The Infernal Janitor wrote:

*growls*

I hate theaters, no one knows how to clean properly.

*Adjusts monocle and straightens top-hat*

Are you even sure, you have ever seen the inside of a theater? I mean, I don't believe that my favoured establishment, would let in infernal riff-raff.

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