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Have you heard of Northern State Treppa. They're similar to the Beastie Boys, but girls. :-)Ew, girls.
My sentiments exactly.
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*remarks on the size of Ragadolf's stick*
Numbnuts. My aunt uses that a lot. Really? What does she do with them once one can no longer feel them?
In other exciting news, I have found a way to backdoor onto the paizo site at work. Heh heh. Back door.
Robert Duvall's father was a Rear Admiral in the U.S. Navy. Heh heh. Rear admiral.
Drop and give me 20, private! Mmmm. Privates.
Would this [redacted] be large enough to fit a long [redacted] into it? I could really use a [redacted] about now.
o.O
~peeps in on Aberzombie and watches him %~#% off~ FIFY
Seeing the look on the PC's face after they found out about the bears, having just avoided an encounter with 9 bears was priceless. I had an encounter with 9 bears once. Or is that not the kind of bears you were referring to?
Check your six for MILPOL if you are thinking of going AWOL. HHCCTR put out a SITREP that everything is FUBARYassir yassir Drop and give me 20 on my privates!
Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison? [/Capt. Oveur]
Oh so that's what that button does. I thought it was a "let's get this party started" button.
Heh. I'm "at attention" right now.
I'd rather have a lap dance than a lap chole!
Drop and give me 20 on my privates. I mean, Drop and give me 20, private!
My katana curves to the left.
I'm a colonel. And I take good care of my privates.
Do you... want to practice?
Drop and give me 20!
I like it when it's raining men. Speaking of which, it's almost time for roll-call.
*drops his trousers and gives the Sargent $20* Just a typical Wednesday for me.
CAN YOU EAT A SIZE 11 JUMP BOOT? WITH YOUR a~& h!~&!!! Heh heh. It's funny you should ask...
Sgt! You've been sorely missed around these .... parts. Heh heh. Speaking of... sore parts... I think it's time the drill sergeant did some... drilling.
Hey man, can I bum some change off you?::why can't we all just get along::Dude. I came to the right place. Private! Why aren't you at your post?! You should be cleaning my swimming pool while wearing this thong.
Glory Hole Pizza Parlor. You don't say. Do you have the address for this establishment? I need it for... research.
+1I'm going to be selling plasma and hookin' at the neighborhood street corner to drum up some cash ... at the same time. Maybe open up a lemonade whiskey stand too while I'm at it.Oh man, let me know when you're doing that. That would be like the trifecta! Mmm. Sex-for-hire and plasma. Sign me up.
*stuffs a roll of quarters in the other side* Sorry, it's all I had. Laundry day and all...
*stuffs a $20 down Urizen's pants*
Now get down and give me 20!It only wags when its happy. Ooh. Sir, yes, sir!
You there! Colonel! Let's see that vendor's license for that tea.*whips it out* I like your style, Colonel.
Why don't you share some of your ideas with me over a nice hot bath?
There was that time I dressed up in a sexy chicken suit...
Even I have my limits as to my depravities. I feel the need to take a shower to cleanse myself. And wash the privates. Yours or somebody else's?
So do I. That reminds me, Tiggles. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Don't forget that. *knowing look*
There's a number of tight ends and wide receivers that I'd like to draft into our corps. I like a nice tight end.
Did anybody catch who won the Super Bowl?
You do indeed have a nice profile, Lance Corporal.
Drops and does pushups. Reattaches left limb when it breaks off with roll of duct tape.I pity da fool!at least you are not the face of the group, we'd have clerics left and right trying to turn us.....speaking of which turn around and drop and give me 20 Hmm. Were you deemed fit to serve?
I pity da fool!at least you are not the face of the group, we'd have clerics left and right trying to turn us.....speaking of which turn around and drop and give me 20 Psst... Make him do it shirtless...
Sign my leave form, sir, I'm kicking up deuces. It's the WEEKEND!! I would love to help, but I've started my weekend early, and I don't sign papers on the weekend. I would tell you to clean the latrine, but I don't give orders on the weekend either.
i'm not a spy... *inosent smile* I think we'll put you in line for the stripsearch, too.
I've got a weasel in my pocket too. Check for yourself.
Did someone stripsearch this recruit before allowing him on the premesis?
*stabs CJ with a bayonet* Umm. Ew. Did I just do that?
wow we have an army who'd thunk it Care to sign up?
Man the artillery! And that's not a double-entendre... Seriously, those big cannons (not the ones in your pants), go over there and load your balls into them and start shooting!
Soldiers, take aim at that angel of violence. She has threatened our headquarters with smiting.
Reporting for duty!
Drill Sergeant! We've got another recruit! Be sure to give him a thorough working-over.
I like the Commander's style. He's very ... stiff ... in his delivery. You're out of line again, Admiral. Hit the showers. I'll join you in about 5 minutes.
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