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Silver Crusade

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*bursts out of a shipping container*

SURPRISE, MOTHERSCOOTERS!

*Jon Bon Jovi's 'Bad Medicine' plays*

Ya'll thought I'm gone for good? I saw those effigies and celebratory gatherings. Well bad news, bubbles, it was only a prolonged vacation which I took off to do some meditation and take some medication and now I'm ready for standing ovation because I'm not the hero you deserve, nor the one you asked for, but you're stuck with me.

*snorts a line, drinks a bottle of rum*

Now, where was I? So, about paladin alignment in PF2, if a Redeemer Champion happens upon a burning orphanage full of goblins that refused to be redeemed, does she fail if...


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Gorbacz wrote:

*bursts out of a shipping container*

SURPRISE, MOTHERSCOOTERS!

*Jon Bon Jovi's 'Bad Medicine' plays*

Ya'll thought I'm gone for good? I saw those effigies and celebratory gatherings. Well bad news, bubbles, it was only a prolonged vacation which I took off to do some meditation and take some medication and now I'm ready for standing ovation because I'm not the hero you deserve, nor the one you asked for, but you're stuck with me.

*snorts a line, drinks a bottle of rum*

Now, where was I? So, about paladin alignment in PF2, if a Redeemer Champion happens upon a burning orphanage full of goblins that refused to be redeemed, does she fail if...

Welcome back. I’d wondered at your absence. There seemed to be a lot going on I thought you might have an opinion about. :)

Silver Crusade

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Yeah yeah I was worried about you soft-mannered kids out there *winks at Steve*, but I see you've managed to handle not one but two visits from that crazy uncle, the one from down under, you know, his life wrought with poor choices, bless his heart, but you've handled him juuuuuuust fine.

I really need to stop posting while drunk and stoned, makes me ramble incomprehensibly, like if I was on some karmic treadmill.


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Yay I can use this alias again.


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Hey there talking bag.

Shadow Lodge

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sup


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Oh, I know! It's...oh. We're not actually guessing.

Welcome back!

Silver Crusade

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HAAAAAAAI!!!!


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Is it Tom Cruise.


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Gorbacz wrote:

*bursts out of a shipping container*

SURPRISE, MOTHERSCOOTERS!

*Jon Bon Jovi's 'Bad Medicine' plays*

Ya'll thought I'm gone for good?

[Korath] Who? [/Korath]


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Captain ? wrote:
Is it Tom Cruise.

Reply hazy, try again later.


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Gorbacz wrote:

So, about paladin alignment in PF2, if a Redeemer Champion happens upon a burning orphanage full of goblins that refused to be redeemed, does she fail if...

African or European swallow?


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Magic 8-Ball says... wrote:
Captain ? wrote:
Is it Tom Cruise.
Reply hazy, try again later.

Martha!?!


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Captain Deadpool wrote:
Magic 8-Ball says... wrote:
Captain ? wrote:
Is it Tom Cruise.
Reply hazy, try again later.
Martha!?!

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!?


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Huzzah! The bag is back! Back again!


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Can we make this a bi-monthly event? See you in 2020?

Silver Crusade

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PFRPGrognard wrote:
Can we make this a bi-monthly event? See you in 2020?

Sadly, no, the glorious new edition of Pathfinder is out and I can't miss out checking out all the level-headed, considerate, empathetic reactions from grognards who will either love the game or disagree respectfully and keep playing PF1 while cheering for others being happy!


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Gorbacz wrote:
PFRPGrognard wrote:
Can we make this a bi-monthly event? See you in 2020?

Sadly, no, the glorious new edition of Pathfinder is out and I can't miss out checking out all the level-headed, considerate, empathetic reactions from old school grognards!

Hey watch it you I'm suppose to be the funny one.


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Gorbacz wrote:
PFRPGrognard wrote:
Can we make this a bi-monthly event? See you in 2020?

Sadly, no, the glorious new edition of Pathfinder is out and I can't miss out checking out all the level-headed, considerate, empathetic reactions from grognards who will either love the game or disagree respectfully and keep playing PF1 while cheering for others being happy!

looks up from burning piles of 2nd ed books

What? Sorry I missed what you said.


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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Gorbacz wrote:

*bursts out of a shipping container*

SURPRISE, MOTHERSCOOTERS!

*Jon Bon Jovi's 'Bad Medicine' plays*

Ya'll thought I'm gone for good?

[Korath] Who? [/Korath]

best line of either film.


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Handy Haversack of Hillarity wrote:
Gorbacz wrote:
PFRPGrognard wrote:
Can we make this a bi-monthly event? See you in 2020?

Sadly, no, the glorious new edition of Pathfinder is out and I can't miss out checking out all the level-headed, considerate, empathetic reactions from old school grognards!

Hey watch it you I'm suppose to be the funny one.

okey-dokey artichokey!


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Freehold DM wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
[Korath][/ooc] Who? [/Korath]
best line of either film.

He was criminally underused in GotG and CM. I want an Adventures of Korath show on Disney+.

Silver Crusade

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Freehold DM wrote:
Gorbacz wrote:
PFRPGrognard wrote:
Can we make this a bi-monthly event? See you in 2020?

Sadly, no, the glorious new edition of Pathfinder is out and I can't miss out checking out all the level-headed, considerate, empathetic reactions from grognards who will either love the game or disagree respectfully and keep playing PF1 while cheering for others being happy!

looks up from burning piles of 2nd ed books

What? Sorry I missed what you said.

Now now now. We used to have a camaraderie of blokes who would burn books with passion around here some 80 years ago. We ended up ... disagreeing.


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Gorbacz wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:

looks up from burning piles of 2nd ed books

What? Sorry I missed what you said.

Now now now. We used to have a camaraderie of blokes who would burn books with passion around here some 80 years ago. We ended up ... disagreeing.

Knowing Freehold, he probably already had a fire burning.

Grand Lodge

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These temporary vacations just seem to bottle things up.

Silver Crusade

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TriOmegaZero wrote:
These temporary vacations just seem to bottle things up.

I know, right?


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Nice to have you back.

Carry on!

--C.


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You were gone?


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Selene Spires wrote:

You were gone?

Huh. Then who was the bag we chucked into the portable hole?


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I think that was my lunch bag, Hunt...

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