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2017-07-11T04:25:12Z
2017-07-11T04:25:12Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Blancmange Scout from Skyron (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=5038?Deep-6-FaWtL#251894
2020-08-31T13:21:08Z
2020-08-31T13:21:08Z
<p>No one suspects The Selective Memory!</p>
No one suspects The Selective Memory!
Blancmange Scout from Skyron (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)
2020-08-31T13:21:08Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: DungeonmasterCal's House of Respite
Blancmange Scout from Skyron (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42eu1&page=97?DungeonmasterCals-House-of-Respite#4801
2020-05-02T02:08:43Z
2020-05-01T23:41:22Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Ragadolf wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Monkey Santa wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Letting?</p>
<p>I don't need to... AXE... permission. </blockquote><a href="https://youtu.be/7Q8hAb230OE" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">I warned you! I WARNED you!</a> O_o </blockquote><p>
Ragadolf wrote:Monkey Santa wrote:Letting?
I don't need to... AXE... permission.
I warned you! I WARNED you! O_o
Blancmange Scout from Skyron (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)
2020-05-01T23:41:22Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Gary Teter asks ALL his questions here!
Blancmange Scout from Skyron (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q41d&page=15?Gary-Teter-asks-ALL-his-questions-here#724
2019-09-19T21:34:44Z
2019-09-19T20:53:36Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Gary 'Two Sheds' Teter wrote:</div><blockquote> What is the average age for the onset of déjà vu? </blockquote><p>Which kind of déjà vu, African or European?
Gary 'Two Sheds' Teter wrote:What is the average age for the onset of déjà vu?
Which kind of déjà vu, African or European?
Blancmange Scout from Skyron (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)
2019-09-19T20:53:36Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: DungeonmasterCal's House of Respite
Blancmange Scout from Skyron (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42eu1&page=58?DungeonmasterCals-House-of-Respite#2883
2019-08-11T18:26:20Z
2019-08-11T15:22:31Z
<p>"Swamping the dice" sounds like a witch hex.</p>
<div class="messageboard-quotee">King of Swamp Castle wrote:</div><blockquote>When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to run a Pathfinder game in a swamp, but I ran in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I bought a second pair of dice. And those sank into the swamp. So I bought a third pair. Those were burned down by goblins, fell over, mildly humped by a gelatinous cube, and then sank into the swamp...</blockquote><p>
"Swamping the dice" sounds like a witch hex.
King of Swamp Castle wrote:When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to run a Pathfinder game in a swamp, but I ran in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I bought a second pair of dice. And those sank into the swamp. So I bought a third pair. Those were burned down by goblins, fell over, mildly humped by a gelatinous cube, and then sank into the swamp...
Blancmange Scout from Skyron (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)
2019-08-11T15:22:31Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Blancmange Scout from Skyron (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=4580?Deep-6-FaWtL#228961
2019-07-17T02:16:16Z
2019-07-16T18:35:01Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Vanykrye wrote:</div><blockquote> You had me until you said truffle pate. </blockquote><p>After that catered dinner party with the Americans, the health inspector said we can't serve the salmon mousse anymore.
Vanykrye wrote:You had me until you said truffle pate.
After that catered dinner party with the Americans, the health inspector said we can't serve the salmon mousse anymore.
Blancmange Scout from Skyron (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)
2019-07-16T18:35:01Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Blancmange Scout from Skyron (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=4580?Deep-6-FaWtL#228957
2019-07-17T02:16:29Z
2019-07-16T17:13:52Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Orthos wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Vanykrye wrote:</div><blockquote> Wait...you're telling me arson is a <i>crime</i>? How is a perfectly reasonable and rational reaction to your surroundings a <i>crime</i> in this day and age? </blockquote>The same reasons [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] isn't a crime and people get away with [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] all the time? </blockquote><p>Well, there's arson and bacon; arson, sausage, and bacon; arson and [REDACTED]; arson, bacon, and [REDACTED]; arson, bacon, sausage, and [REDACTED]; [REDACTED], bacon, sausage, and [REDACTED]; [REDACTED], arson, [REDACTED], [REDACTED], bacon, and [REDACTED]; [REDACTED], sausage, [REDACTED], [REDACTED], bacon, [REDACTED], tomato, and [REDACTED]; [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], arson, and [REDACTED]; [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], baked beans, [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED]; or Lobster Thermidor au Crevette with a Mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy, and with a fried arsonist on top and [REDACTED].
Orthos wrote:Vanykrye wrote: Wait...you're telling me arson is a crime? How is a perfectly reasonable and rational reaction to your surroundings a crime in this day and age?
The same reasons [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] isn't a crime and people get away with [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] all the time? Well, there's arson and bacon; arson, sausage, and bacon; arson and [REDACTED]; arson, bacon, and [REDACTED]; arson, bacon, sausage, and [REDACTED]; [REDACTED],...
Blancmange Scout from Skyron (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)
2019-07-16T17:13:52Z
Re: Forums: Movies: Baron Arem Heshvaun’s Avenger’s Endgame NO Spoiler Review
Blancmange Scout from Skyron (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42jip?Baron-Arem-Heshvaun-s-Avenger-s-Endgame-NO#7
2019-04-30T15:23:29Z
2019-04-24T14:03:31Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Thomas Seitz wrote:</div><blockquote> Did Galactus show up and eat Mars? </blockquote><p>If he was hungry for Mars, he'd go to <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-fried_Mars_bar" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Scotland</a>.
<p>Edit: </p>
<p><b>Galactus</b>
<br />
Beginning of time - 2019
<br />
RIP
<br />
<i>"He survived the Ultimate Nullifier,
<br />
but not the Ultimate Cholesterol-ifier."</i></p>
Thomas Seitz wrote:Did Galactus show up and eat Mars?
If he was hungry for Mars, he'd go to Scotland. Edit:
Galactus
Beginning of time - 2019
RIP
"He survived the Ultimate Nullifier,
but not the Ultimate Cholesterol-ifier."
Blancmange Scout from Skyron (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)
2019-04-24T14:03:31Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: What's something weird that annoys you?
Blancmange Scout from Skyron (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42c2t&page=10?Whats-something-weird-that-annoys-you#481
2018-12-19T01:37:54Z
2018-12-19T00:58:21Z
<p>It's necessary for comparing the Tiers of unladen African swallows vs. European swallows.</p>
It's necessary for comparing the Tiers of unladen African swallows vs. European swallows.
Blancmange Scout from Skyron (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)
2018-12-19T00:58:21Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: your ochre jelly familiar just ate my tennis shoes and half my legs and its getting kind gooy around my ears!
Blancmange Scout from Skyron (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42djc?your-ochre-jelly-familiar-just-ate-my-tennis#5
2018-11-27T13:37:54Z
2018-11-24T01:14:08Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Quote:</div><blockquote>your ochre jelly familiar just ate my tennis shoes and half my legs and its getting kind gooy around my ears!</blockquote><p>{<i>hungrily licks approximation of humanoid lips</i>} Say, how good are you at tennis?
Quote:your ochre jelly familiar just ate my tennis shoes and half my legs and its getting kind gooy around my ears!
{hungrily licks approximation of humanoid lips} Say, how good are you at tennis?
Blancmange Scout from Skyron (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)
2018-11-24T01:14:08Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Today's Workshop, 'How To Deal With Disappointment', has been cancelled.
Blancmange Scout from Skyron (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs429ep?Todays-Workshop-How-To-Deal-With#8
2018-09-11T11:26:49Z
2018-09-11T02:40:49Z
<p>Wait, this isn't room 12A? I wasn't here for disappointment; I was looking for an argument.</p>
Wait, this isn't room 12A? I wasn't here for disappointment; I was looking for an argument.
Blancmange Scout from Skyron (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)
2018-09-11T02:40:49Z
Re: Forums: Pathfinder Playtest Prerelease Discussion: Paizo Blog: First Look at the Pathfinder Playtest
Blancmange Scout from Skyron (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)
https://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5lkl9&page=24?First-Look-at-the-Pathfinder-Playtest#1164
2018-03-10T16:57:55Z
2018-03-08T21:15:08Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Ikos wrote:</div><blockquote> Paizo, the new ruleset you’ve proposed (you know, the one nobody’s actually seen more than a side glance of and has yet to be finalized) has ruined my life. My trust in you is void and I shall never game again! Someone please help me to my fainting couch! </blockquote><p>There's a line for the fainting couch. We shall instead give you... The Comfy Chair! {<i>cue ominous music</i>}
Ikos wrote:Paizo, the new ruleset you’ve proposed (you know, the one nobody’s actually seen more than a side glance of and has yet to be finalized) has ruined my life. My trust in you is void and I shall never game again! Someone please help me to my fainting couch!
There's a line for the fainting couch. We shall instead give you... The Comfy Chair! {cue ominous music}
Blancmange Scout from Skyron (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)
2018-03-08T21:15:08Z
Re: Forums: Starfinder General Discussion: [Humorous] 1001 Explanations for the Disappearance of Golarion/Gap
Blancmange Scout from Skyron (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uk87&page=2?Humorous-1001-Explanations-for-the#87
2018-02-28T23:06:29Z
2018-02-28T23:06:29Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Hartbaine wrote:</div><blockquote> Much like Craig Christ... sorely under rated professionals living in the shadows of their brother's success. </blockquote><p>"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"
Hartbaine wrote:Much like Craig Christ... sorely under rated professionals living in the shadows of their brother's success.
"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"
Blancmange Scout from Skyron (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)
2018-02-28T23:06:29Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I've always wanted one of my threads to be necromancied.
Blancmange Scout from Skyron (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tv8h&page=14?Ive-always-wanted-one-of-my-threads-to-be#679
2017-12-11T15:17:15Z
2017-12-11T01:12:34Z
<p>{<i>sighs</i>} Look, this thread is only fooling itself; it will be stone dead in a moment. Someone help me put it on the cart.</p>
{sighs} Look, this thread is only fooling itself; it will be stone dead in a moment. Someone help me put it on the cart.
Blancmange Scout from Skyron (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)
2017-12-11T01:12:34Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: It's Not The Onion - It's Paizo!
Blancmange Scout from Skyron (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ugkl&page=2?Its-Not-The-Onion-Its-Paizo#79
2017-10-20T23:47:47Z
2017-10-20T23:46:17Z
<p><b><span class=messageboard-ooc>C</span>DC: ECLIPSE CRAZE NOW ECLIPSES OPIOID AND GLUE-SNIFFING EPIDEMICS</b>
<br />
<i>Public beginning to suspect that epidemiologists & news editors really just starved for any public attention</i></p>
<p><span class=tiny>HOT DOG EATING CHAMP JOEY CHESTNUT EATEN BY ACTUAL, CANNIBAL SHIA LABEOUF; more in Lifestyles section</span></p>
CDC: ECLIPSE CRAZE NOW ECLIPSES OPIOID AND GLUE-SNIFFING EPIDEMICS
Public beginning to suspect that epidemiologists & news editors really just starved for any public attention
HOT DOG EATING CHAMP JOEY CHESTNUT EATEN BY ACTUAL, CANNIBAL SHIA LABEOUF; more in Lifestyles section
Blancmange Scout from Skyron (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)
2017-10-20T23:46:17Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: A race to 400 aliases!!
Blancmange Scout from Skyron (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u2rz&page=6?A-race-to-400-aliases#260
2017-08-06T04:53:54Z
2017-08-06T04:53:54Z
<p>{<i>nibbles on passing Scotsman</i>}</p>
{nibbles on passing Scotsman}
Blancmange Scout from Skyron (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)
2017-08-06T04:53:54Z
Re: Forums: Homebrew and House Rules: Hey, Homebrewers! Whatcha Working On?
Blancmange Scout from Skyron (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2udqi&page=3?Hey-Homebrewers-Whatcha-Working-On#150
2017-07-11T14:58:10Z
2017-07-11T05:16:20Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Goth Guru wrote:</div><blockquote> If you replace kender with Hobbits, then OK. </blockquote><p>If you replace kender with hobbits, remember hobbits are generally well-marbled, porkier, and much more tender, so make adjustments accordingly. Thankfully, their Wight Watchers™ Nutritional Points© are identical.
<p><span class=tiny>You can replace gully dwarves with a mixture of tripe and cardboard, but remember to adjust your encounters for the much higher mental stats of tripe and cardboard.</span></p>
Goth Guru wrote:If you replace kender with Hobbits, then OK.
If you replace kender with hobbits, remember hobbits are generally well-marbled, porkier, and much more tender, so make adjustments accordingly. Thankfully, their Wight Watchers™ Nutritional Points© are identical. You can replace gully dwarves with a mixture of tripe and cardboard, but remember to adjust your encounters for the much higher mental stats of tripe and cardboard.
Blancmange Scout from Skyron (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)
2017-07-11T05:16:20Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: A race to 400 aliases!!
Blancmange Scout from Skyron (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u2rz&page=5?A-race-to-400-aliases#207
2017-07-11T04:22:46Z
2017-07-11T04:22:46Z
<p>{<i>watches back and forth between the Contrarian and the Hamster</i>} Now I'm confused, is this the room for arguments or abuse?</p>
{watches back and forth between the Contrarian and the Hamster} Now I'm confused, is this the room for arguments or abuse?
Blancmange Scout from Skyron (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)
2017-07-11T04:22:46Z
Re: Forums: Starfinder General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Meet the Iconics: Altronus
Blancmange Scout from Skyron (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)
https://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5ljy6&page=2?Meet-the-Iconics-Altronus#72
2017-07-16T12:16:37Z
2017-07-11T04:11:37Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Terminalmancer wrote:</div><blockquote> I wasn't expecting Mulder to make an appearance, but now that he has, he might be my favorite. </blockquote><p>{<i>squints:</i>}
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Meet the Iconics: Altronus wrote:</div><blockquote> Altronus Barasul Dovenayan was born into House Holdare...</blockquote><p>So Altrononus is...
<p>...Fox <i>Hold</i>ar(e)?</p>
Terminalmancer wrote:I wasn't expecting Mulder to make an appearance, but now that he has, he might be my favorite.
{squints:} Meet the Iconics: Altronus wrote:Altronus Barasul Dovenayan was born into House Holdare...
So Altrononus is... ...Fox Holdar(e)?
Blancmange Scout from Skyron (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)
2017-07-11T04:11:37Z