Cats are away…it's time for little goblins to play!

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Sara Marie: Hey Crystal!

Crystal: Yes?

Sara Marie: I just brought an order down to the warehouse and I realized something!

Crystal: That cats do, in fact, float?

Sara Marie: You are the ONLY person down there.

Crystal: Yes, yes I am!

Sara Marie: Know what else I saw?

Crystal: The end, whereupon none were spared, not even the children?

Sara Marie: The editorial pit. Unattended.

Crystal: Well, I wouldn't call it "unattended." I'm still here.

Sara Marie: Precisely. Sutter's desk, all alone, with no one to guard it.

Crystal: His cans of beans left unattended...

Sara Marie: Suppose he's got anything good over there?

Crystal: Perhaps his collection of priceless pre-Columbian guitar picks?

Sara Marie: I meant interesting.

Crystal: Oh! Yes! I think he has the original Dead Sea Scrolls and the final manuscript of "Misfit Monsters".

Sara Marie: I just had an idea! The entire editorial staff is going to be working this week at Gen Con. Every single one.

Crystal: Two time zones away

Sara Marie: There is no way they're gonna have time to check on Paizo's website.

Crystal: Definitely no way! Plus, they'd have to time travel to do it. What with the time zones and all.

Sara Marie: We could totally put up a Misfit Monster or two on the blog. WE WOULD BE FAMOUS!!

Crystal: Famous, eh? I do enjoy fame… But... do we dare?

Sara Marie: Ooooh this one is snazzy!

Crystal: What are you looking at in there? Hang on. Let me chew through my leg chains... Holy Lamashtu! Is this the new Flail Snail?!

Sara Marie: Sweet! I knew there would be perks to not going to Gen Con!

Crystal: You mean besides avoiding the sleep loss, exposure to dangerous chemicals, vomiting and hair loss?

Sara Marie: I wonder who else left their office unattended...

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Liberty's Edge

hey!

Shadow Lodge

Don't stop now


Mothman wrote:
Turin the Mad wrote:
Crystal has little football-headed pyromaniacal psychopaths for her mini-onions ... what are Sara Marie's mini-onions ? Carnivorous Hobbits perhaps ?
Dude, that sounds like a rather personal question.

Well ... yes, yes it is. ^_^


GOOOOOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!


Sir Turin:
We were speculating in another place that the flail snail fight might be why Erik and co. are introducing the Magus in the forthcoming Ultimate Magic thingummyjig. Selytiel has just met a tragic demise, so they need a replacement iconic... ;)

Liberty's Edge

We fought adherers once in Heathy’s game.

Sticky situation.


(lol)
that's awesome; iirc Erik Mona was dogging out adherers in the chatroom at the time....


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

(lol)

that's awesome; iirc Erik Mona was dogging out adherers in the chatroom at the time....

Welcome Heathy, Post King. Your presence is welcome, your majesty.

How many posts does Heathy actually have now...goes and looks..

46,277. .......

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IA! FHTAGHN! I can't accept that number!!!!!

The Exchange

If SM and Crystal detected no traps with their Perception skills, I propose they test the absent staff's perceptions skills. SM and Crystal, How good are your "Craft Traps" skills? You've four days, take 20. I'll distract them, if needed with a moving target.


Yasha wrote:
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

(lol)

that's awesome; iirc Erik Mona was dogging out adherers in the chatroom at the time....

Welcome Heathy, Post King. Your presence is welcome, your majesty.

How many posts does Heathy actually have now...goes and looks..

46,277. .......

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.

IA! FHTAGHN! I can't accept that number!!!!!

Even his 'Dungeonmaster Heathy' alias has 8,000+ posts at the time of my posting this...

The Exchange

Craft Trap #1: Rearrange keys on keyboard for cryptic clues.


Anyway, early morning here in the UK and I really should be off to bed so that my FLGS still has some APGs left by the time I've had my sleep and travelled into town.
Thanks again for the blog, Crystal and SM, and looking forward to the next one. :)
Goodnight from the UK.


you'll never catch me.....

The Exchange

Craft Trap #2 Put tape over the opi reader on wireless mouse(s). Mice?

RPG Superstar 2010 Top 32

Bwahahahaha! Well done!

I'd avoid Bulmhan's office. He knows all the rules/tricks for trapsetting, I'm sure.

Jacobs' office, on the other hand, is probably clear. How could he set traps with those stubby little arms?

Liberty's Edge

Just don't look in the bottom draw.

Lantern Lodge

Turin the Mad wrote:
Crystal has little football-headed pyromaniacal psychopaths for her mini-onions ... what are Sara Marie's mini-onions ? Carnivorous Hobbits perhaps ?

Most of my minions still need paint.


Sebastian wrote:

Best.

Blog.

Ever.

+1


I approve of more blog posts such as these. Carry on!

Contributor

Charles Evans 25 wrote:

Hmm, maybe we could have the Magus fighting Selytiel.... If Selytiel survives this encounter with the snail. For that matter, maybe this is why they're introducing the Magus in the first place? Because Selytiel is engaged here in his last fight ever!!!!

Ha! Quoted for ease of reference in 2011. ;)


F. Wesley Schneider wrote:


Ha! Quoted for ease of reference in 2011. ;)

And now the tale of the momentous works of this day shall spread to GenCon....

Liberty's Edge

Sara and Crystal: You guys rock!


Not everyone is at Gencon, yanno. And some of us adore cute little goblins and their antics. Well done!

Dark Archive

Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Charter Superscriber
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Now, if you could only tell me how to turn off the feature in OpenOffice that turns numbers in spreadsheets into dates, you'd be bumped up to Intermediate Goddesses

Stick an apostrophe in front of the data. It's kind of a "the following data is meant to be displayed as raw text, don't interpret it as anything" character.


Sara Marie wrote:
Turin the Mad wrote:
Crystal has little football-headed pyromaniacal psychopaths for her mini-onions ... what are Sara Marie's mini-onions ? Carnivorous Hobbits perhaps ?
Most of my minions still need paint.

I like the picture of your mini-onions with the forum on your monitor. :)

Say hi to your fiance for me! (Clovis in EVE, for a frame of reference.)


Great post !

Scarab Sages

Sara Marie wrote:
Dyvynarth wrote:
lol, Crystal and Sara Marie rock. I hope they get a lot more random blogs :)
Ahh the fame! It's addicting! I think we're gonna have to do another one tomorrow.

I was quoted my someone famous! *swoon*

Shadow Lodge

Pathfinder Rulebook Subscriber

More art! More art! More art!

Thanks Sara Marie and Crystal!!


Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber

Awesome Blog!! Keep them coming well everyone is away. I think a leak of the world map would be cool. :)


Sara Marie wrote:


Ahh the fame! It's addicting! I think we're gonna have to do another one tomorrow.

This is a historic moment that deserves my second post on paizo.com :)

And I hope I'll witness the creative process of writing the second part tomorrow at lunch.

The Exchange

Charles Evans 25 wrote:

Okay, I'm pretty certain that this thread *would* be getting even more attention right now only a lot of regulars are probably in Indiana enjoying the sights and smells of that fine state. We'll probably see more posts come in tomorrow, once people start checking the boards in the lunch breaks.

Did you just call Indiana a fine state? The only reasons Indiana exists is to keep Ohio from bumping into Chicago.


This was indeed a moment of awesome and I wish to see more. ALL HAIL THE PAIZO GRRRLS!

Paizo Employee CEO

Crystal Frasier wrote:
Shhhh! Everyone, stop posting comments, or else Erik and Lisa are gonna hear!

You mean like now? You kids are gonna get a whooping when your dad and I get home! Boy are you in trouble!

Liberty's Edge

Oops, busted.

Paizo Employee Chief Creative Officer, Publisher

Ahem.

Carry on, ladies. :)


Kvantum wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Now, if you could only tell me how to turn off the feature in OpenOffice that turns numbers in spreadsheets into dates, you'd be bumped up to Intermediate Goddesses
Stick an apostrophe in front of the data. It's kind of a "the following data is meant to be displayed as raw text, don't interpret it as anything" character.

MANY thanks, Kvantum!


Lisa Stevens wrote:
Crystal Frasier wrote:
Shhhh! Everyone, stop posting comments, or else Erik and Lisa are gonna hear!
You mean like now? You kids are gonna get a whooping when your dad and I get home! Boy are you in trouble!

I assume if SM gets in trouble, it's Gary that gets whooped. I see no problem here. Let the games continue!


Erik Mona wrote:

Ahem.

Carry on, ladies. :)

I see this to be complete and utter permission to show us all out demands about upcoming products! Unleash the Golem!

Dark Archive

I fully approve of the new flail snail. I've loved those things ever since I managed to have one knock a PC off a cliff in one of an old campaign's most memorable deaths (which everyone in the group, that player included) finds amusing. Thank you two for the pictures.

Dark Archive

I am amused, but I don't think Gary was entirely innocent...


Yasha wrote:
Erik Mona wrote:

Ahem.

Carry on, ladies. :)

I see this to be complete and utter permission to show us all out demands about upcoming products! Unleash the Golem!

GIVE US PIE! Ur, I mean, PICS!!!

The Exchange

So... what other random things are laying around the office? I'm pretty sure you resourceful ladies could entertain us until Monday! I mean... it's not like all of US are at GenCon...

Liberty's Edge

Hey Girls, could you just sneak "an adventure about Baba Yaga" onto Paizo's "definite future products" list, please!?

Awesome blog!!!

Dark Archive

we undead wish for more undead pics!

ps: who's Crystal? I've never seen that one before....

Dark Archive

i wonder if i can get the first post of page 4...

Dark Archive

Dryder wrote:

Hey Girls, could you just sneak "an adventure about Baba Yaga" onto Paizo's "definite future products" list, please!?

Awesome blog!!!

Sorry, have you met Mr Jacobs? The title of that page is fit into the small space above "an adventure about Baba Yaga" once he remembered other people would need to read the list....

Dark Archive

this may be harder than i though...

The Exchange

Craft Trap#3 Duct tape underside of drawer to desk so it proves difficult to open without being too obvious.

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 32

ulgulanoth wrote:
ps: who's Crystal? I've never seen that one before....

Try these.

Contributor, RPG Superstar 2009, RPG Superstar Judgernaut

Just logged on and saw this blog update. I have four words to describe it:

Spoiler:

Laugh. Out. Loud. Funny.

Plus three more:

Spoiler:

Great. Art. Too.

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