DM Voomer's Age of Ashes

Game Master Voomer

I think I missed parrt of the plan ... we are all presenting ourselves, right? (minus those who are invisible)

Dario is almost always trying to avoid notice so he can get his shots off with them flat-footed and sneak attack goodness. I thought some might be sneaking with him as well.

The ones in the north tunnel are sneaking up in the dark. Those in the south are in light of some variety.

Cev went with "the truth will set you free"
Might as well tell the guy everyone is coming to worship him ...

Eventually we'll get to the Kronk card...

This is a copypasta so I apologize if you've already read this somewhere else. I've started my new job today, which means my posting will now likely be once or twice an evening rather than the more frequenting posting it has been. Just a heads up!

And as mentioned school has started for me. Might be spotty for the first couple weeks till I find my groove but you'll still get at least one a day from me <3

Also...this is the first party I've been in that has ever poisoned a bad guy. I adore this.

If there's anything Yasami and Renali can do to prevent Lisi from being insta-killed, that would be cool :D Spider-line me to the ceiling, Renali?

Cevendyll is there. That's probably good for one more round of survival.

Well, no spell being cast on anyone else except me, I guess. Better make good use of the time.

And Fern should probably have Renali delay to the next block of actions.

From the platform above the northern entrance, a piece of steel strikes a flint stone, and a torch is lit. The light illuminates the cavern and three other figures. Caiten, Dario, and Yasamina. She holds a lit torch in her hand and looks at Ralldar - eyes showing focus, hatred, and desire for revenge. She smiles.

The three of them on the cliffside, armed and ready to kill.

If there's anything Yasami and Renali can do to prevent Lisi from being insta-killed, that would be cool :D Spider-line me to the ceiling, Renali?

Now now, the only reason Oren went down so fast was a crit. What are the odds of me critting again? >.> <.<

*scampers off to find out*

What are the odds of me critting again? >.> <.<

Against Lisi... I'm pretty sure you don't actually want me to calculate that.

Wow guys, this is a little like the old days. I too had to do some work, in addition to the whole COVID thing, and then BAM ... 22 posts!

Please, please, no death!

Is Ralldar up high on his throne? Or can we reach him from the ground?

And OH MY GOSH this dude has a MILLION hit points.

This is gonna be fun. Whatever it takes. :P

DM Fern wrote:

What are the odds of me critting again? >.> <.<

Against Lisi... I'm pretty sure you don't actually want me to calculate that.

Shut him up or shut him down! ;)

You can reach him! He was actually standing and stuff while listening to Lisi, I couldn't get on Roll20 at work to move him and subtract HP.

I'm back ...was gonna Divine Lance the guy, but then I thought, nah, it's time to debut the Elven Blade shift!!!

This is all I can think of when hearing about it.

Use the hero point, Cev. A 13 isn't gonna cut it XD

Reminds me, Joran your first hit landed so you can refund the point you spent.

THUNDERCATS! HOOOOOO! That's a cool sword.

Thanks, Fern. :)

THUNDERCATS! HOOOOOO! That's a cool sword.

Thanks, Fern. :)

TCats Ho!

That was a pretty cool cartoon.

Time to PVP, Caiten. Have at you!

Holy Hand Grenade from Renali?

And to make sure - that means that it is our turn again?

Oh yeah, forgot Spidergirl. Good catch. And yes!

Caiten tries to spot any sign of him -- a kicked pebble, a wet footprint, a shimmer in the air -- nothing.

So the Shield and Guidance path then.

Lisi, can you blast it with another AOE?

Looking at the map now ... post in just a sec

31 to hit, which probably isn't a crit but definitely a hit, for 29 damage, and an 18 on the Flat check. I'm gonna lose it if Ralldar wasn't in that square.

A 31 might not be a crit but a Natural 20 is! Not that it matters. He's only got 1 hit point left. We just need to hit the chump.

Derp. Didn't even realize that I had rolled a Nat20. Still, it would be perfectly karmic that Oren crits Ralldar when he's trying to get away after he did that last time.

HA! THAT'S RIGHT! Boy that would be some excellent karma!

Oren: "YES! THAT'S HOW IT FEELS!"

That was the fastest boss-ish fight ever, until you count the WEEK you spent preparing for it =D

I'm gonna rule that spells fade when the caster dies, so Yasami can stop being confused, lol.

You don't feel like having 12 posts worth of the two of us battling it out on the ledge top?

Yeah, probably a good choice since we are in very different timezones.

Should someone warn Voz? Anyone? No? Yeah, I didn't think so either.

Hopefully that link works. I haven't tried this before.

Yeah, it worked perfectly. I love me some Terminator.

Ya know it was time to start watching a certain series of movies again, and I have to say, it's reminding me a lot of us:

The Fellowship of Breachill



Cev obviously would be the Orlando Bloom ... and Joran is like a really big version of Gimli ;)

Yasami is Legolas, I guess?

Sorry Cev, Orlando is taken.

The tunnel leading from the cavern, the one Alak disappeared down a week earlier, loomed darkly ahead. There was also a large crack in the eastern wall, of a size a small creature might squeeze through, but would be difficult for any of you to enter.

Joke's on you! I can squeeze 5 ft per round.

Ya know it was time to start watching a certain series of movies again, and I have to say, it's reminding me a lot of us:

The Fellowship of Breachill



Cev obviously would be the Orlando Bloom ... and Joran is like a really big version of Gimli ;)

Lol! Joran is not an oversized dwarf! (Although, dwarfs are cool). :)

Aragorn. Definitely Aragorn. He's just cool. ;)

Cevendyll wrote:

Ya know it was time to start watching a certain series of movies again, and I have to say, it's reminding me a lot of us:

The Fellowship of Breachill



Cev obviously would be the Orlando Bloom ... and Joran is like a really big version of Gimli ;)

Lol! Joran is not an oversized dwarf! (Although, dwarfs are cool). :)

Aragorn. Definitely Aragorn. He's just cool. ;)

Then I guess we will just quietly not talk about the fact that the sword pic I posted was Arwen's ... yeah ... not talking ...

Any human bones in the gut?

You do not find any.

Makes sense. It's been a week. Gonna sleep now and post tomorrow.

Oren ...

As the prophet of the group, maybe you should say (out loud) that you have a very very brilliant and very comforting theory, given that I am going to say out loud how irritated I am that I did not think of it ;)

Oren feels a deep satisfaction in shattering Ralldar's skull and sending the barghest back to whatever hell-plane it came from. "Stay there this time." The plan had worked to perfection, everyone was alive with no one taking so much as a scratch. But it was too early to celebrate, Voz was still alive deeper in the caverns and not only did she have cohorts that were helping her work towards her goal, but she knew that they had exactly what she needed and had a hostage that she was going to try and use as leverage.

hey, I'm coming off a long week of deadlines and will catch up soon.

and I'm about to give a stray dog back to its owner.

tired druid is tired

Oh man, now Joran is REALLY tempted to snag that armor. I don't suppose anyone would be opposed to it, would they? BUT, having said that, it's all good to me if someone else prefers. No biggie to me either way.

Honestly, though, I wouldn't mind that lifting belt over the armor. (I know, right? Weird). I LOVE useful items like that though.

I think you and Oren are the only two tempted by it. Lisi would be if it wasn't metal. The dex fighters probably don't want it as-is - including Cev. We are probably all eyeing the runes on those armors, but I think you two are the only ones wanting to put it on right here in the caverns.