Suicide Squad

Game Master Patrick Curtin

1d20 + 9 ⇒ (18) + 9 = 271d20 + 9 ⇒ (20) + 9 = 29

Moar spidders
Chandi spidder lady: 29 [webbing ashe]
Ashe: 28 [hit]
Other spidder lady:27
Mythaniel: 26
Mareth: 22
Chandi: 17
Eddin: 14 [hit/miss]
Kanir: 14

The female spider creature sees Ashe headed towards her and flicks a stream of webbing at him

ranged touch attack: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (6) + 11 = 17

Chandi wrote:

"Ignore it. Make with the killing, please," might be what Chandi muffledly mumbles from within the sticky silk.

"What? I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am at this. Also that spiderweb stuff over your mouth probably isn't helping."

"Too bad it couldn't have covered YOUR mouth instead of Blue-Babe's,...WHOOPMPPPH!" Ash snarks, as the thin stream of webbing ignores his fancy maneuvers to hit precisely where he was going to be. It's uncanny, really.

ranged TOUCH att? Hits me. ;P

"UNmmphBEmpphFREAKmpphINmpphLEVAsmpphsBLE,..."

Eddin: 14 [hit/miss]

Re-posted:

In one smooth motion, Eddin spins to face the woman-thing, his legs widening into a fighting stance as a pair of concealed daggers drop out of his sleeves into his hands. Taking careful aim, he ducks to one side and launches both missiles in the creature's direction.

One dagger flies wide, but the other finds its mark.

Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4
Bloodroot poison: DC 12 Fortitude save; onset: 1 round; 1 Con and 1 Wis damage per round for 4 rounds; cure: 1 save

Even as his daggers are on their way to their target (or one of his unwilling companions, or the wall, or the ceiling, etc.), Eddin draws his sword and long knife, edging closer to the melee, but not too close.

Ash gets an action, right? Either she went first and got him or she readied and interrupted him. So he didn't get to take his planned action and now is able to make his escape attempt?

As Ash is webbed, Chandi's eyes, barely visible through the webbing, roll towards the ceiling, and she heaves an audible sigh. "Mphrssiv," she mumfles.

The attack on you was a surprise round, and then I rolled regular initiative. She snagged Ash before he got his action, since she beat his initiative. Ash, you have the same options for freeing yourself as Chandi has

The attack on you was a surprise round, and then I rolled regular initiative. She snagged Ash before he got his action, since she beat his initiative. Ash, you have the same options for freeing yourself as Chandi has

Copy that!

"MmmphERmpphER!" Ash Agrees with Chandi wholeheartedly.

Then the Elf relaxes, wiggles a bit,... shifts his shoulders,... wiggles some more,...

Escape Artist Check vs DC:20: 1d20 + 25 ⇒ (14) + 25 = 39

And in a moment he is free of the sticky strands, except for a few remaining in his tastefully tousled hair.

"Sorry m'lady. I'm a free spirit. I don't like getting TIED DOWN in a relationship. Not on the first date anyway." The insufferable elf smirks.

Ash raises his rapier once more.
"Now. Where were we? Ah yes. Impending mayhem."

I presume that the escape attempt (and requisite snarky comments) were my action for this round? :)

you are correct, sir

Eddin’s slashes have done some damage to the creature. A gout of sticky webbing comes flying from the ceiling towards Mythaniel

Ranged touch attack: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (7) + 11 = 18

"Ah. Two, there always are,..." Ash grumbles in an oddly high voice.

"The bait, and the partner! Heads up Myth!" Geygar offers helpfully, if belatedly.

Second spider is on the ceiling, yes?

Kanir looks up in the direction of the second spider lady. Without a fuss, he begins ascending the web-covered walls with spider-like movements to close in with her.

Spider climb plus web walking should do the trick. Standard action to activate spider climb, then move into position.

Kanir looks up in the direction of the second spider lady. Without a fuss, he begins ascending the web-covered walls with spider-like movements to close in with her.

Geygar snorts. "And they call ME a showoff!"

Geygar shrugs. "Well, they aren't wrong,..."

Kanir Faine wrote:

Kanir looks up in the direction of the second spider lady. Without a fuss, he begins ascending the web-covered walls with spider-like movements to close in with her.

Geygar snorts. "And they call ME a showoff!"

Geygar shrugs. "Well, they aren't wrong,..."

"And there's the thing, bud," Eddin shouts from across the room, completely missing the fact that Ash isn't talking about him.

"Sure, you're a show-off. But me, guy, I've got style."

"And there's the thing, bud," Eddin shouts from across the room, completely missing the fact that Ash isn't talking about him.

"Sure, you're a show-off. But me, guy, I've got style."

Ash rolls his eyes,...

"Yes you do,... 10 years out of date, and smells of mothballs,..." Ash murmurs with a smirk, then recalls that he is supposed to be paying attention to something,...

OH RIGHT! The spider-woman. Women. Whatever. He's all for inter-species fraternization, but these are just a little too, creepy, even for him.

He's pretty sure it's the pincers.

Ok. Here goes....

Mythaniel fall to the ground, wrapped in silk. Mareth turns towards the spider up on the wall, and uses his new armor’s climbing power to scale up after it.

Lets call those two occupied

Kanir sees Mareth climbing as well, the wall spider and him lock in battle

Moar spidders
Chandi spidder lady: 29 [webbing ashe]
Ashe: 28 [full round escape)
Other spidder lady:27 (web Mythaniel)
Mythaniel: 26 (webbed)
Mareth: 22 (climb to spidder 2)
Chandi: 17 (webbed)
Eddin: 14 [hit/miss]
Kanir: 14 (climb to spidder 2)

Mareth and the wall spider begin to grapple. Kanir poised to attack. Chandi remains webbed, but Ash is free

NEW ROUND

Ash thinks he's this good, but what are the odds of Ash ACTUALLY cutting Chandi free with his sword in a flamboyant /flashy way, without actually hurting her in the process? :)

lets say a DC 25 acrobatics check. If you have any other synergistic skills I’ll give you a +2 bonus

Hey now! D:

Hm, would Escape Artist or Disable Device count as synergistic? For getting another person out of a web with a sword I mean? :)

Don't worry! Ash does this sort of thing ALL the time,... really! ;P

Escape Artist works. +2 bonus

Cool! :D

Ash looks at the now-engaged spider-woman, and then at the webbed Chandi. He arches a thin graceful eyebrow.

"Don't move. Seriously." He advises the Blue-skinned Handler.

Ash purses his lips thoughtfully, tilts his head one way, then the other, and smiles ever so slightly.

"Don't worry. I do this sort of thing ALL the time. This won't hurt (me) a bit!" He promises, his smile not in the least bit creepy,...

'Free from webbing flashy-move'(Acrobatics check), with all bonuses: 1d20 + 21 ⇒ (8) + 21 = 29

And he makes a single, lightning-swift stroke with his rapier,... directly down the center line of Chandi's body.

If Mareth is here too are we flanking? Hope so!

With a flurry of swipes, Kanir strikes at the spider woman.

1d20 + 15 ⇒ (6) + 15 = 21
1d20 + 8 ⇒ (4) + 8 = 12

Attack 1 damage: 1d6 + 7 ⇒ (4) + 7 = 11
Sneak Attack: 5d6 ⇒ (4, 4, 3, 4, 5) = 20

Not bothering with damage for the second attack with that roll.

On his action, Eddin goes after the other creature on the ground with a full attack (as long as he's still flanking the creature).

1: +2 longsword: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (14) + 11 = 25
2: +2 longsword: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 6 = 12
3: +1 keen kukri: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (6) + 9 = 15

If applicable:
Damage (1) + Sneak Attack: 1d8 + 2d6 + 5 ⇒ (8) + (2, 1) + 5 = 16
Damage (2) + Sneak Attack: 1d8 + 2d6 + 5 ⇒ (5) + (1, 5) + 5 = 16
Damage (3) + Sneak Attack: 1d4 + 2d6 + 3 ⇒ (4) + (5, 2) + 3 = 14

All 3 attacks: bloodroot poison [injury, DC 12 Fort. save, onset: 1 round, frequency: x1/round for 4 rounds, deals 1 Wis + 1 Con damage, 1 save cures)

Noticing the lull in the combat, Eddin slumps visibly, holding his arms out in a petulant gesture (though still keeping hold of his weapons).

"Really? Really? I feel like I've been standing here for years... I'm waiting, dang it. Can't get no respect. None at all."

After a moment, he shakes his head, falling back into a fighting stance.

"Sheesh... Tough crowd..."

The spiders look at Eddin

"Ouch"

Chandi rolls her eyes, just visible above the silk bindings.

"Mmmhph," she agrees with the spiders.

"Oh, what, first I have to deal with all of these sarcastic jerks, and now there's talking animals, too? Not OK, guys, not OK. I swear, I'm almost starting to feel like we're in some freaky puppet show. I mean, really. What's next, theme music? Or worse, narration?"

"Meh. Yer alright until yeh start referring to yourself in the third person. Or become famous for repeating the same one-liners over and over. The Ash would never do that."

<turns to the spiders, brandishing his weapons>

"Alright you ugly she-B@#$%, Come get some!"

;P

"Meh. Yer alright until yeh start referring to yourself in the third person. Or become famous for repeating the same one-liners over and over. The Ash would never do that."

Eddin rolls his eyes.

"Oh, sure, buddy. I mean, who would? You'd have to be some kind of..."

He appears to be searching for words, but comes up half-empty.

"Danged... primitive... screw.. head? Whatever. Next."

Kanir says to Eddin. "You're trying too hard. Next time you're lost for words, just let them go. Maybe they don't want to be found."

The elf remains silent a his fellow prisoners bandy about, unfortunately their jokes are better than their fighting skills, at least thus far. he Wizard needs to remember that spell to escape webs...

Moar spidders
Chandi spidder lady: 29 [webbing ashe]
Ashe: 28 [full round escape)
Other spidder lady:27 (web Mythaniel)
Mythaniel: 26 (webbed)
Mareth: 22 (climb to spidder 2)
Chandi: 17 (webbed)
Eddin: 14 [hit/miss]
Kanir: 14 (climb to spidder 2)

There’s a sudden shiver in the multiverse. Maybe some big purple guy snapped his fingers? Naaah.

Seeing as this game is like 2 1/2 years dead gimme a moment to get up to speed

Kanir says to Eddin. "You're trying too hard. Next time you're lost for words, just let them go. Maybe they don't want to be found."

"Ha! So that's where you've been lurking. I knew you were around here somewhere. Anyway, did you say something? I wasn't paying attention."

Hey check it out!

Greyed characters are webbed. Kanir and Mareth are up on the wall fighting one creature

Hey check it out!

Woweez!

OK, sideways retcon ...

The battle was fierce, but the party triumphs. The two corpses lay on the ground before them.

"Yeah! That's right! Just come back if yeh want some more! Oh, wait,..."

Ash kicks lightly at the nearest spider-lady body.

"You can't. Your dead. Nyahh."

Kanir regards the fallen spider creatures. "Pity," is all he says, quietly. He carefully sheaths his blade.

"Yeah! That's right! Just come back if yeh want some more! Oh, wait,..."

Ash kicks lightly at the nearest spider-lady body.

"You can't. Your dead. Nyahh."

"Figured that one out, eh? I'll say, you're quicker than a greased sloth. Wait, no, that's not right..."

Kanir regards the fallen spider creatures. "Pity," is all he says, quietly. He carefully sheaths his blade.

Dramatically digging a finger into one ear, Eddin shouts across the cavern at Kanir.

"What? I still can't hear you. And you weren't even lurking that time, which is weird. You've really got to learn how to speak up, Cool Guy."

"Y'know, this all reminds me of a true fact I learned when I was just a young'un. So my brother had this pet spider, and he taught it to do tricks. He'd say "jump," and the spider would jump right up in the danged air. It sure was neat, alright. So I thought it would be funny to pull the spider's legs off, and the next day, my brother said to the spider, "jump," and it didn't move. And that's how I found out that if you pull a spider's legs off, it goes deaf. True story."

The Tiefling grunts after finishing off one of the foes. He then heads to the Elven Wizard and drags him from his current webbed predicament.

The elf nods to the big fighter for the assistance and frowns at the state of himself covered in webs.

"A sign of what is to come no doubt. I shall have to prepare something to counter these damned webs..."

He approaches Chandi, "Warden, have you a spell in your repertoire which grants Freedom of Movement to multiple allies or in our case, to your prisoners?"

Chandi picks off sticky webbing.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Barronion, but such powers are beyond me. I would do so if I could."

4th level spell.

Geygar shakes his head.

"Sheesh. Buncha Mamby-Pambys. Get a glimpse of a pretty face with a spider-body and they just Stick around for whatever happens next. Not the Ash. He's got things to do, and places to go! Um, we're headed THAT way, right?"

"Just as well, I will find a solution after I rest".

Myth searches the area, if this is an ambush site, maybe there's something hidden here as well.

Perception 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (12) + 11 = 23

not wanting to miss out on ANY loot, much any GOOD loot, Ash casually examines the area as well,...

Per: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (11) + 15 = 26

As Mythaniel and Ash hunt about, they find that the eastern wall is an illusion, just as the wall in the previous cave was

The Aranea have a wand, and several potions on them. Their gear looks very well crafted as well

Myth leaves the thieves to pilfer the bodies as he inspects the wall.

He turns to Mareth, "Not a real wall, care to take a peek on the other side?"

The elven wizard cannot see the frown of the Tiefling but the elf does see the other side of the illusory wall as the big man picks up the tiny wizard and thrusts him through...