Pathfinder, Earth

Game Master Jaster Kite

...We fry at dawn.

Spatula with which I have trained, Spatula with which I now fry, Serve eggs and bacon one last time, turn one last patty of fish, fill one more hungry stomach, flip well, old friend, and then wash well.

Oath of the Order of the Fryer Monks

*Applause*
I think my day just peaked right here.

...I might have too much free time, honestly. I did feel pride over my monk pun though. Glad I could make your day better though!

Want to remake my chef character now too. >.>

You can make a pretty OP Vigilante chef by level 3. Complete eight hours of chef work in four hours' time with a +4 bonus. No restrictions on not just using the saved four hours to repeat that.

So.. My turn or Ammon's?

I believe it's: Skjor (just went), Ammon, then you.

Sorry, every time I tried to get on lately piazo was doing maintenance.

Yeah, I couldn't get on yesterday until real late.

Methinks I need to breath some new life in the recruitment of the caster, unless you got anyone who might be interested.

Aaaand I'm blaming Lamashtu now.

So, I gave the caster recruitment thread a peek. Do you think it might help folks decide if we let them know what the party is like? I.E. Damage, Crafting, etc. Or: Two superheros before the vigilante made it cool, a russian mafioso (mafiosa?), a knight and a viking?

So...We're hipsters?

But like, if hipsters were cool, yeah.

idk i've played life is strange IE hipster simulator. we are wwwwwwwaaaaaaaayyyyy cooler.

also just better people

Wow, evidently Paizo kicked this thread off of my watch list, as I had no idea the discussion page had been popular lately.

Anyway, I have an interview tomorrow for a second job, and although I'm hoping to make the new job my only job at some point, until then my posting time is going to be cut into.

Recruitment.
I want this to be a decision as a group. Give this the look over guys and tell me what's looking good for you.

Where should we put the votes? here fine or pm?

PM. Any new player will be able to read it here, so to keep things as civil as possible, we should discuss things via PM.

I like Ghuls. Mostly because of their super-metal Bestiary Art.

BTW: Did Devic finish using the mutagen before combat starts?

Just got Ultimate Intrigue today. My IRL GM has already banned me from using the spells Matchmaker, Pocketful of Vipers, and Shamefully Overdressed.

I'm... not even sure how one would make too effective use of dressing well. And, like, if you can't fire snakes into a crowd, how are you expected to liven up a party?

It's actually a spell to cause the target to spontaneously undress. A spell that the GM thinks I might abuse when my character's next time he's stuck in a ballroom.
I know, right. All I want to do is cast a spell to have everyone's pockets burst with snakes, is that so much to ask?

Oh. So the target is overdressed into their Birthday Suit.

It's giving them the feeling that they are shamefully overdressed, then they go to rectify that.
I almost have to listen, as I'm already in hot water for my liberal use of the spell Explode Head.

I only have one complaint about the book, and that is that using certain parts makes Unchained Summoner not anhouserule. Everything else is either gold or silver inlaid with gold filigree.

I totally would've been a Vigilante, if I didn't want lightning papers at all.

I did like how the vigilante came out when the playtest was finished, though I do wish they had left in the magical option as well. Haven't looked at it in depth just yet, but it does seem really good for certain games.

The magical options are archetypes now

just found out about the grey paladin myself super excited for it

Spatula with which I have trained, Spatula with which I now fry, Serve eggs and bacon one last time, turn one last patty of fish, fill one more hungry stomach, flip well, old friend, and then wash well.

Oath of the Order of the Fryer Monks

Would the Order of the Fryer Monks practice the martial art of Haspatulatsu?

ya know i like you guys so letting you all know i am going to start gming a homebrew game. your all invited to try out.

Link for the interest

Now that I know that a single CR5 monster poses little threat to you guys, you'll have something much, much nastier waiting for you as your next boss :)
That's looking great, Ammon, I'll definitely keep an eye on it.
Also, before I attempt it, is there anything in the rules stating that I cannot use the summon monster spell to summon an Owlbear from the inside of the villain's stomach?

Technically I don't think so as long as it's on a Summon List. Where they come from is more or less flavor for non-outsiders.

If I remember correctly, you can only summon in an unoccupied square.

Unless the thing is tiny sized or lower in which case it can occupy anothers square.

I should add that Devic and i were kind of frightened to fight this then we remember She's an alchemist with holy water and i'm a Guy using a sword far too big for any mere mortal and well i at least stopped being worried

Speaking of, it's the Ghul's turn actually.

What's everyone else plan to do with their build in the future? Mine can be explained with math at level 6: Directed Blast + Preserve Organs with high-tech flavor= Iron Man blasts. Plus I should be able to craft quite a few items for the party.

Hmm, I think Skjor' srght. Damn, I'm running out of ways to creatively kill monsters. I hadn't needed to make an Alignment check in weeks so far.

Well one thing I will never be good at is combat, the time thief is not a damage dealer and I won't try to make that my priority, looking at what it brings at later game, my focus should really be Skills with a side of spicy debuffs. I mean my main abilitys are literally just big do overs, so I might as well take advantage of it right?

My abilitys are really diverse, so I'm focusing on them and skills, I'll also probably get some rouge/ninja talents too with the time thief feat sneaky trick if that would be allowed

Don't worry that counters the fact that all Ammon is really good for is Combat, hence why i am considering putting the rest of my levels in Oracle so i can at least double as a healer.

I'm going to use my class features for blasting and melee as I gain levels, with my skills for other things as the game progresses.

I'm a combatant with good buff/debuff capabilities later on. Also, at around lvl 5 or so, I can jam out an epic guitar solo and break down walls.

I'm layering my abilities towards the goal of combating my Favored Enemy (Player Characters).

Ramiel? We need to finish pasting this nerd.

Sorry for my continued absence. I don't really have an explanation for it other than I just haven't been on Paizo much except for a few brief moments.

Forgot to be mentioning, you are all now level 3! Congrats!

Relevant.

Edit: Good, got to it before someone did FF7.

We roll for health right? If so

health: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

I'll take that

Sweet, gonna have to wait till I get home so I can use my laptop. Leveling up on my phone is just a giant pain.

dang now i have to make the decision to keep going with oracle or bloodrager...

I have heals now, so there's that