Pathfinder, Earth

Game Master Jaster Kite

My virtual heart...

Well, you did too well vs. The inky buses. The hacks had to balance out, you see.

Your opponant is not acting this round. He rolled for confusion unfavorably (for him) and wound up speaking in gibberish for his turn.

I'm clearly crazy.

You'll probably be fine from what I hear as long as you avoid the Godling classes. I'm personally not a fan of Path of War at all, but I guess I'm a weird one too.

I actually have no problem with the Godlings, but for this game I had to be a little careful what did and did not get allowed. That was just being smart.

*whistles*
Looks nice. If I wasn's otherwise overwhelmed, I'd swing by the recruitment thread.

health: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

....welp

HP: 1d8 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 2 = 10

Hueh.

That's kinda funny.

Geralt needs more cardio

Health: 1d8 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5
Meh, had worse.

Remember, you can reroll ones. Use your glutes!

Well, got my level up stuff done. Will have my header updated soon. Got Song of Marching raging song that will help with long walks on the beach, and chose the Lesser Celestial Totem rage power that will add to healing received. Chose Skill Focus (Heal) as my 3-lvl feat as I plan on getting Eldritch Heritage (Celestial bloodline) at 5-lvl. New spells are Lullaby and Sleep, as I find it funny for Skjor to play a lullaby and put people to sleep. Wish there was a way to increase the HD affected by Sleep...

Sweet

health: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

I'm leveling up now, but I'm stuck between two options for discoveries.

Frost bombs. Hella useful (And I mean hella useful) to do non-fire related damage in combat. I didn't know guns would be targeting normal AC when I picked them up, so that'll be a distant back-up option in combat at best, or I'd probably just use that.

Or Infusion. great for teamwork and friendship paired with the invisibility and shield extracts I plan to grab either way. Plus, more CLW for everybody.

Any opinions on which to pick? It'll help me finish leveling faster at least.

Hmm... Both would be hella useful in the upcoming excursion. You could always flip a coin, forum-style.
Other than that, think whether you're going to need healing or offense for whatever comes next.
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Mwahahah!

Has anyone heard from Amalara or Ammon?

sorry i'm here i've been really busy lately, long story short i got sick and that caused me to fall behind on a lot of work

hp: 1d8 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

Took my level in Oracle level 4 stat point in Charisma, need to keep my casting stat up.

Almost forgot, did we get paid?

Sorry, I feel like that's my fault. I did, after all, infect you with a daemonic bubonic plague (on side note, Daemonic Bubonic, great name for a metal band).
Oh, yes, I forgot about that. 3,000 credits for y'all. If ya have anything to buy, might as well make the lists now (please include price for the objects in question, and if you feel lucky, a diplomacy check to bargain).

I'm going to buy a +1 scimitar which would be 2315 gold, don't trust my my deplomacy

Why not trade in the longsword for a bit of a discount? (Is Geralt going for Dervish dance instead of Slashing Grace now?)

My level-up bonus is going to go to dex. I feel like I should branch out from the Int basket at some point, even if she's focusing only on that one thing herself. And Imma get me a magicked up chain shirt to replace this one.
Caution to the Wind: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (19) - 2 = 17

Booyah.

Wat, this is the first I've heard of that feat, that's amazing, can I mulligan and switch that to a long sword?

You can use slashing grace with a scimitar too if you like curved swords. It only needs to be a melee weapon that does slashing.

Longswords a small bit stronger so why not?

Scimitars have a lower damage die but they do have a higher chance to get critical threats and hits.

Aside from style preferences, one good reason to look at a scimitar is the 18-20 crit range. The one point difference over the longsword might not look like much, but in practice it works out very usefully. Moreso than the slightly larger die IMO.

Edit: Ninja. DAMN YOU LOQUACIOUS TENDENCIES.

I'll work on a shopping list later. Sorry for the absense, family was in town and wasn't able to get on.

Oh yeah, so the +1 chain shirt is 1100 credits normally, how about 800?

950, and it's a deal.
Don't worry, Skjor. You'll have a lot of time to have retroactively bought something before the adventure.

Chapter IV: Aliens Exist

The Truth is Out There.

That's all I got.

Encounters of the Fey Kind

(Although this one's cheating) Ooze Out of Space

Class Effect

Getting a +1 enchantment on Aegis, and a couple cure potions. How much would a standard CLW wand cost?

You could ask your friendly neighborhood russian alcoholic for a discount.

I didn't know Rasputin was here!

If Pathfinder wasn't a system where multiclassing sucks butt, I'd probably slap a monk level or two on all my characters. Everyone is Rasputin.

Too bad the VMC Monk is utter trash as well.

Anyone know what happened to Nenkotamoon? Are we gonna need another new arcane caster?

My, those things are hard to hold onto, ain't they?

Maybe we should go for a psychic caster instead?

As long as it's Cha based. I like the thing we have going on where everyone's got charisma except me.

Hope you don't mind that I sped things up. Things have been slow-going lately, so I thought I'd bring us to the meat of the plot.

Works for me. I keep expecting the charisma classes over here to do the investigative talkery.

How tall is frida?

5'11, shawty :)

Sparkle Sparkle

First, ^^ the hell is this? I want more.

Second, it is so hard to try to make a more modernized flavor for extracts you guys. Like, seriously.

Edit: Also, Ammon needs to do his thing.

When ever I think of Alec Baldwin, that video comes to mind

Kinda glad I put the stuff for Ramiel 2.0 in the profile now.