
GM Mort |

Ah I didn't realize that there were differences between grapple and swallow whole. Geez my bad and thanks for pointing out.

Leonard Giles Neithan |

Yup, no worries. I have no idea how a scimitar could possibly do slashing damage when using dervish dance, nor do I care to look.
I need to go downstairs and eat food instead.

GM Mort |

I have no idea either, but rules are rules and I don't question them.
The reason about 1 min per level spell lasting multiple fights is that yes, Howard has a very powerful ability. Id rather he didn't solo the mod and leave you guys with nothing to do ^^

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Yeah, well, it is only strong if I actually get to use it.
Assuming the party survives this fight, I think that I'll just go back to casting Guidance - that seems to be more effective ;-)

Vincent Arazeiros |

What's you turn Claude into anyway? No cast defensively?

Leonard Giles Neithan |

Does Claude take damage while buffed? I don't know anything about Howard's build, personally.

GM Mort |

The ritual was in gameplay thread rather then discussion for a reason. There are things in there that may be needed to be referred to throughout book 3.
It's not stuff that Oh, We're just talking shop, so it doesn't matter.

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Heh.
Well, that madness is surprisingly easy to work around; I'll just include Leonard in my Keep Watch, and he never needs to sleep again (as long as he is with me) ;-)

GM Mort |

That's ok! We'll just need him to tell you about his little problem =) As I said I encourage cooperation between the party! =D

GM Mort |

Its already been new year for 9 hours here =)
But again busy pushing plot...so I forgot about the niceties of conversation.
Don't mind me. I can be very...focused.

Seamus Passeri |
Robert! Here's our latest blasphemy of Western food!
My mom is using spaghetti to cook Laksa!
hey if the spaghetti noodles are easier than the rice noodles then why not, right?

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No but the taste wasn't quite right. Rice noodles are lighter. The spaghetti noodles are too heavy for such a heavy soup. For heavy noodles you want lighter soups, light noodles, heavy soup to give flavour.
So yeah we were..*punished* for our blasphemy :P

Seamus Passeri |
No but the taste wasn't quite right. Rice noodles are lighter. The spaghetti noodles are too heavy for such a heavy soup. For heavy noodles you want lighter soups, light noodles, heavy soup to give flavour.
So yeah we were..*punished* for our blasphemy :P
awww, poor kitty, I prefer fine rice noodles or angel hair pasta anyway
Oh, and happy new year! My wife and I are babysitting the grandchild so daughter and her husband can party. Only problem is I work tonight and I have to drive thirty minutes longer to work since were at their house.

GM Mort |

Awww....I don't party. Spent last night playing Hearthstone. Now since plot has been pushed...Happy New Year everyone!
Belated =)
But yeah once you have a kid...there goes your alone time as a couple.

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I get that pathfinder isn't an interpretation of reality, I've come to accept that. I still enjoy making fun of it when it isn't really correct, though.
An epee is essentially a practice weapon for a smallsword, which technically evolved from rapiers, but is quite different. Here's a video with visual examples, if you're interested. Rapiers have about the same weight as most one handed weapons, which is about two and a half pounds.
Also, as my scimitar is a one handed weapon, I can't use it while swallowed.
So Epee = small sword = shortsword in pathfinder, which is why shortswords have only P for damage type? Previously I saw the word sword and mistook that shortswords did S and P damage.
And Rapier should have been S and P if it was trying to mimic reality?

Leonard Giles Neithan |

Eh, just put the ingredients in a bowl, the people eating can figure it out later.
What ingredients? Uh...all of them, obviously.

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I'm watching videos about how sport fencing has steered far away fro its historical roots. Frankly if I were to pick up some martial art it'd be unarmed combat of some kind, since where I am, you cannot carry an unsheathed weapon in the streets.
Its more practical.

Leonard Giles Neithan |

I'm not sure what shortsword in pathfinder is supposed to mean, that's an extremely broad term. Everything from a gladius to a hangar to a katan could be called a shortsword.
Rapier is also kindof a slippery term, but what modern historians refer to as a rapier would be better represented by the rules if it could cut.
And also, sport fencing has gone away from it's roots. I used to be a sport fencer, and I can tell you that it is not representative of anything. If I wanted, I could probably deliver a fatal wound with a smallsword to just about anyone, but if it were a real duel, I'd also likely die in the process.
Here's what Historical European Martial Arts looks like. I myself will be able to start regularly attending classes when I finally get a car, which should be fun. I can say that my legs are stronger and I am therefore likely considerably faster than a lot of people doing HEMA right now, so sport fencing isn't totally useless. And I'm willing to bet I could walk into a lot of HEMA clubs and pick up whatever smallsword training device they had and do quite well with it.
Ultimately, if you want to do something practical, you should probably take boxing or wrestling classes.

GM Mort |

I'm a little small to wrestle people =)
And really, you're going to slaughter Vooniths? =(

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Also, I'm gentle, fluffy soul who wouldn't hurt a fly ;)
OK maybe not wouldn't harm a fly, but more like couldn't hit a fly even if I wanted to...I leave fly swotting to the professionals.
I believe the adjective is clumsy =)

Seamus Passeri |
Trying to stay our of the conversation about swords, I've studied a lot of them from a historical perspective, but have no real world experience with them.
I was surprised the short sword only gets to pierce, So I guess if you want a short sword that can slash as well we just call it a gladius. Of course that keeps a rogue from using what apparently pathfinder thinks is a martial weapon... yeah, clear as mud right...
Ok, the boys are in bed after the new year celebration, I should be able to post in game soon.

Leonard Giles Neithan |

Feel free to join in or correct things if you like. I like history, and I like learning.
Pathfinder's whole weapon categorization is generally a bit odd, I've never understood why they don't just do a bit of research and overhaul it. Back when DnD was first made I can understand that there was less material out there, but these days it's not hard to do the research necessary to determine that 8 lbs is vastly too much for a one handed mace, for example.
Also, I don't know what Voonith are, but if they want to come in peace, they don't have to leave in pieces.

GM Mort |

they want to come in peace, they don't have to leave in pieces.
*giggles*
I'm particularly fond of that line, you know.

GM Mort |

I'll tell you if you want, you can have a good time discussing RL weaponry as you wish. Just don't expect me to apply it to Pathfinder.
I only apply the rules, I don't make them.

Leonard Giles Neithan |

I am indeed American, more specifically of the United States. My time zone varies between eastern standard time and central time, it's currently 3:41 AM.
Also, I just found out in another game in which my character is underwater that longswords cannot be used to thrust. :(

Leonard Giles Neithan |

That's about what I was thinking. Normally when people say longsword I assume late 14th early 15th century knightly weapons, which I think are most iconic. Oakshot type 17 with long blades and acute tips.
As a result of the rules, it's easier to use a mace with spikes on it than it is to use a longsword.
Edit: also, I vary between Maryland and Iowa. I was born in Baltimore, and go to college in Iowa, hence the frequent travelling.

Seamus Passeri |
Leonard...you're younger then I am?
*Blinks incredulously*
Hey, I was 38 when I went back to college, so he Could be older...
That would explain the time zones....
yeah, that would about be right, a proper war sword, I was looking for an image of a sword made by Angus Trim, but my internet at work is moving so slow, I gave up and settled for this

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@Seamus: Alright then! It looks like no-one else wanted the Cracked Dusty Rose, so I guess you can take it.
@GM Mort: Before returning to 'waking world', Howard would have prepared (and cast) Identify to try and ID the sword.
Identify: 1d20 + 14 + 10 ⇒ (17) + 14 + 10 = 41.

GM Mort |

Howard identifies the rusty scimitar as a +1 vorpal scimitar. Yes, I am not kidding.

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Yeah, well, we can't take stuff from the Dreamlands into the waking world, so that shouldn't be a long-term problem :-P

GM Mort |

shield companion is a level 1 spell.
You don't need a level 3 slot to prepare it.

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Actually, there are two spells with the same name - this is the one I had seen
Hence, why I was using a 3rd level spell slot.
That said, I am more than happy to use the other version!

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Actually, there are benefits to running both simultaneously... which I think I will do :-)

GM Mort |

Also, Howard - how are you going to deal with Leonard's Night terrors. I know you're going to cast keep watch...but are you just going to slap the spell on him or..? :P

Leonard Giles Neithan |

There will be character development if Howard RPs it out with Leonard, I suspect.
Also, staying with my grandparents, expect slightly less frequent posting.
And I am, in fact, probably younger than you.