The elf laughs at the hobbit:
"what are YOU going to do? A fat dwarf and a dinky?"
"He'll show you in a second. It's an unfolding story of sorts."
"I wait with lolling tongue and fangs. If he is no mannish youngling, then he shall have them in his flesh."
Riese and Elgan are up, and I'm going to Toys'R'Us. Lord help me...
Jag Doom: "Everyone....the fat sloppy loudmouth with maternal issues is mine."
Beldan wishes for a moment that he wasn't sneaking around invisible, so that he could laugh at the hobgoblin and point out the innuendo in what he just said ... but he retrains himself.
Elgan begins the now-familiar (to his companions) lilting sing-song chanting that will inevitably end with ELgan being joined by the company of a forest denizen to aid him. He almost loses his rhythm when the elf speaks, but recaptures it and continues the melody.
"'Ay!" He cries during a pause in his chant.
"Ah knows yew!!"
"Yes; you're Altai....one of the lackeys from the tribe of mumps I left." he responds. "How are those lice-ridden hedgewizards?"
I guess Elgan's at L24 or so(?)
"Yes; you're Altai....one of the lackeys from the tribe of mumps I left." he responds. "How are those lice-ridden hedgewizards?"
"Being a hedge wizard is underrated. What is it with you villains and your limited vocabulary - you are the second person to call me that in the last couple of days. You'll meet with an equally unpleasant fate as the other one, I'm sure."
OOps...I meant "Elgan."
I guess I have to branch out into some more varied insults as well.
okay,...
"And you....Altai....are you going to summon one of your bugs? Why not pull one of the fleas out of your armpit? Damnable bugconjure!!!"
How's that?
Jag Doom: "Everyone....the fat sloppy loudmouth with maternal issues is mine."
"Mammy? Ahve ye shaved yer beard?!"
I think you might have a few extra statues though.
The elf ...
"... A fat dwarf and a dinky?"
"All muscle."
<Grumble>
The elf laughs at the hobbit:
"what are YOU going to do? A fat dwarf and a dinky?"
"OK, Stiggy - you kill hobbo, me kill smartarse elf."
"Agreed."
Cheap thrills from the transparency slider.
I think you might have a few extra statues though.
"And you....Altai....are you going to summon one of your bugs? Why not pull one of the fleas out of your armpit? Damnable bugconjure!!!"
"There will be bugs in your future. Worms eating your dead body, most probably."
You set off a raw nerve with him somehow, Altai. His face turns red as a beet.
"NEVER!!!! NOOOOOOOO! NEVER!!!"
He goes off.
Riese is up,...
Oh, and I'm on call tonight, Tuesday, and Wednesday night, so I might disappear for the rest of the night at any time; I never know.
Riese moves to G24 and then heads up the stairs. Once at the top he will glance around and see what is up there.
<Shouting toward Doom.>
"Es thaur gonnae be a barnie ur ur ye gonnae flap yer gob holes aw day?"
<Tenser cuts loose with a good howl.>
"AroooOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo!"
Baddies up; need about 20 minutes to get it together--watched Kung Fu Panda...
Riese sees rows of statues, human sized; some elves and dwarves, a gnome or two, arranged like a chorus. at lm 19 there's a piano/organ looking contraption. He can move to g or h 19, where there's a 3 foot tall or so bannister of wood he can survey the battle from; he's about 20 feet above the ground. Pick a spot at your leisure.
...watched Kung Fu Panda...
"Gorf!"
The elf turns into a black wolf, and runs to o22 and closes with Altai.
The lizardman throws a spear at Stiggy; Stiggy takes 5 in damage. He stays put.
Jag Doom moves to k8.
The girl runs to m24, and starts looking out of the door; thinks better of it...
The scrawny, pasty man in the robes and the man in black plate start chanting...
ROUND2!!!!!
...watched Kung Fu Panda...
"Gorf!"
That's cool to know. I felt that it was, but how could I know?
I think that they will be able to make movies like that very soon.
My son's all ready to kung fu it up though; not good....
The elf turns into a black wolf, and runs to o22 and closes with Altai.
Altai glances around and realises that he is mostly alone with a large, hostile dog. Shaking his head, he carefully casts a spell...
"Hah! Didn't see that one coming, wormfood?"
The ceiling's about 20 feet up, under the balcony.
The wolf is noiseless; piercing blue eyes consider you serenely.
twenty more feet forward puts you at p19...
Air superiority--own the sky own the ground...
Watching the elf shimmer, Elgan tries to hurry his chant, but is forced to watch helplessly as the Elf-turned-wolf charges at his spellcasting comrade. He grins as he watches Altai hastily cast a spell and float into the air on magic's wings.
"Hah! Yeh nevah did give anywhon but cherse'f credit fer anythin' 'Blackie'!" He chortles as he finishes his summoning and turns to face the elf. "Naw let meh shew yeh a lil' trick a've learnt since yeh lef'. Iz called 'Tag-Team deh outcast'!"
And with a final gesture, there is a whirlwind of leaves from behind the black wolf, when they settle, there is a much larger Dire Wolf. The Dire wolf licks his lips as if in anticipation.
"Dere's a reason yeh wuz kicked ou' 'Blackie'." Elgan says sotto voice, with no trace of his usual cheerfulness. "An' yeh know dang well whut deh rule iz 'bout comin' back,..."
With a sudden, snarling leap, Elgan bounds towards the black wolf, shifting as he runs and hurling himself at the black wolf in mid-leap. At the same time the Dire Wolf roars and tears into the black wolf as well,...
Beldan, creeping now, moves to Q9.
Beldan doesn't seem to be noticed.
Elgan's bite misses, thus does the trip attempt.
The dire wolf, however, opens up the black wolf's hide with his bite. Now comes the angry screaming dogfight.
"BLEEAAAAARRRGH!"
Gittik hits the imperiled, hapless elf/wolf; his position is starting to look pretty bad.
"Heh heh...."
Riese; Stiggy are up.
It's a dogfight at the south of the room...
That'll work...;)