Heathy's Saltmarsh Campaign, II

Game Master Heathansson


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I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Jag Doom hunkers and covers, taking the brunt off of the blast, as does the pale robed man; the one in black plate howls and is injured by the full blast. The girl screams.

Many of the crawling clones also are burnt horribly. The vats flame and flare, spewing forth a blast of white-hot streamers 15 feet in the air.

Doom responds, "blathering dwarven fool, I will nail you to the wall and make you eat your tongue."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Altai:
the statue to your right, a young noblewoman, flickers and turns corporeal. She smiles at you, and reaches to touch you. Roll a reflex save if you don't want her to touch you.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Gaaah!"

Reflex save - rolled a 1. Not good.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

She touches you. You are still human for all intents and purposes. But all the hair on your body is replaced by scrubby scraggly purple feathers. -1 to charisma effectively...
She giggles, a tinkling wicked sound, and turns back into an immobile statue.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Feathers? Dammit!"

Is this permanent, or is it removable by Remove curse or some such effect?

Man, Altai's beard must look terrible.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Remove curse'll do the trick.


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
Doom responds, "blathering dwarven fool, I will nail you to the wall and make you eat your tongue."

"Is 'at th' best comeback ye can dae? Mah Great Mammy is scarier than ye gobbo. An' she has mair hair oan 'er coopon."

I haven't a map, can I charge this moron? If I can, I do.


M Halfling Barbarian 10
Altai Iscarni wrote:
"Feathers? Dammit!"

"Hee hee!"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær wrote:
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
Doom responds, "blathering dwarven fool, I will nail you to the wall and make you eat your tongue."

"Is 'at th' best comeback ye can dae? Mah Great Mammy is scarier than ye gobbo. An' she has mair hair oan 'er coopon."

I haven't a map, can I charge this moron? If I can, I do.

Naah, he's 110 feet away, behind an altar, and you're not that fast.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

I almost forgot the vats. Do they look pretty beat up? Another Fireball might make them cook up, which could be interesting in itself.

"Get off the altar!", Altai yells to the girl.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

The vats look allright; they're metal.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær wrote:
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
Doom responds, "blathering dwarven fool, I will nail you to the wall and make you eat your tongue."

"Is 'at th' best comeback ye can dae? Mah Great Mammy is scarier than ye gobbo. An' she has mair hair oan 'er coopon."

I haven't a map, can I charge this moron? If I can, I do.

"I anticipate a lengthy dialogue with your polished skull."


"Ye talks 'e th' knob oan th' en' ay mah tossel, reit gobbo?"

<Stig thrusts his hips forward and points at his groin.>


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"No. That I will feed to your mother."


<Bellowing across the hall:>

"Noo 'at eh'd loch tae see!"


<To his comrades:>

"Ah swear by Moradin Ah saw Mammy feed a staine giant his ain jooznuts."

<Dramatic pause.>

"E was still alife. An' she did it unarmed."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær wrote:

<Bellowing across the hall:>

"Noo 'at eh'd loch tae see!"

"Fine. I'll let you live, at least that long." Totally deadpan.


Male Human Rogue 14

Beldan moves invisibly into the room, moving amongst and behind the statues, to R15.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Brain-dead, just not seein this map

how close is the baddies to the girl? I'm thinking a rescue is in order here. BTW, BEFORE we jumped in I cast BArkskin on myself. +3 to my usual AC I believe. BEfore I fly to the rescue, I'm thinking trying to Entangle a group of them. Can I see this elf formerly of my tribe from the entrance?


Male Human Rogue 14

Two bad guys in adjacent squares to the girl, and Jag Doom is a couple of squares away. The elf is within line of sight of the door. We're out of the garden in here, so I'm not sure that there'd be any vegetation to use entangle?


>>>>>Something like this?<<<<<


<Stig sprints... err waddles rapidly, jiggling, to L13. Run action.>

"Huff, huff."

"DOOM! Aiblins we can meit in th' middle."

"Huff, huff."


Or this one, with some markers on it.

>>>>>MAP<<<<<


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Very nice! BTW, has anyone seen the Fakemeister the last few days?


I only had my landscape grid available, so A-Z aren't across the top, but still I think that's it. I believe that makes it a mirror image of Heathy's map - tactically it makes no difference.


<Tenser strolls out to J19, wary of the statues.>


Hated those fonts. Moved Tenser. Also made Beldan invisible. Cool.

>>>>>MAP<<<<<


Male human/lizardfolk form Paragon 3 /Evoker 3 (abjuration&enchantment barred) ---15096XP
Altai Iscarni wrote:
Very nice! BTW, has anyone seen the Fakemeister the last few days?

Still here, school X-mas parties and volunteering to deliver presents to the Delaware Autism Teachers and therapists had had me running pretty steady. I'll post tomorrow though.


"Jeg Dooom. Et's a doomb feckin' nam enyway."

<Chuckles.>

"Heheheh. Ah kell mahself."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Elgan Dreadwood wrote:

Brain-dead, just not seein this map

how close is the baddies to the girl? I'm thinking a rescue is in order here. BTW, BEFORE we jumped in I cast BArkskin on myself. +3 to my usual AC I believe. BEfore I fly to the rescue, I'm thinking trying to Entangle a group of them. Can I see this elf formerly of my tribe from the entrance?

There's not much to entangle with in this building...


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær wrote:

<Stig sprints... err waddles rapidly, jiggling, to L13. Run action.>

"Huff, huff."

"DOOM! Aiblins we can meit in th' middle."

"Huff, huff."

"I will meet you in HELL, lumpish oaf."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
The Mapper wrote:
I only had my landscape grid available, so A-Z aren't across the top, but still I think that's it. I believe that makes it a mirror image of Heathy's map - tactically it makes no difference.

The only difference is everybody has a goatee now.


Ahf gut a goatee aroond mah erse ye skinny, cuttie-life, garlic-eaten flatlandah.


Noo dornt mek me throon ye intae th' weel.


"Aam hearin' voices."

<Stig looks over his shoulder.>

Perception to see anyone up on the balcony: 1d20+5=21.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

roflmao!!!

spewing coffee as Kruelaid takes a long-coming karmic revenge on my ass....

"EVERYBODY.......RUNAWAY!!!!!!"


I probably ruined that avatar now for anyone who plays this game....


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær wrote:

"Aam hearin' voices."

<Stig looks over his shoulder.>

Perception to see anyone up on the balcony: 1d20+5=21.

Just a slew of statues of people; mostly human or elves and that kinda thing; no bone devils or orcs or anything. There's a slew of them on the order of 40, and they're arranged like a choir. There's also a piano or something up front.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Tenser wrote:
I probably ruined that avatar now for anyone who plays this game....

Is that a dude?


Not anymore.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

and yet, she has a prostate.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

In a magical world, anything is possible. Even this, I guess.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

9th level spells no longer work. The magic is dieing, somehow.(just kidding)


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

And it's all because of Mammy Mæch'Hæmmær's damn prostate!


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

A veritable vortex of null-magic.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Is that the secret component of an Antimagic shell spell - female dwarf prostates?


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

It....uh, yeah.


Which brings us to the story about how Bigby, Tenser, and Mordenkainen used to acquire the components.


Can't sign into photobucket. Christ what's with the lame censor-bots.... China. On the other hand, now I can use Flickr, while last year I couldn't.

Anyway. Bored. Played with map. Thought about Dwarf prostates.

>>>>>MAP<<<<<


M Halfling Barbarian 10

Really nice map - even the colour scheme is pleasing. Put Gittik at O13 for his (double) move.

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