The Scratcher |
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Seeing the ship there, off in the distance, now marooned, the Scratcher goes on an epic tirade, a ballad of cursing if you will, below which is the finale this legendary monologue:
"... those cheap, lyin, no-good, rottin, four-flushin, low-life, snake-lickin, dirt-eatin, inbred, ovastuffed, ignorant, blood-suckin, dog-kissin, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-arsed, bug-ayed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, cork-suckin', worm-headed sacks of goblin snot dey be! Hallelujah! Holy crap! Where's a potion?"
Tori Petrana |
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"I wonder if this whole mission was just a reason to get rid of us. Or maybe she found the real thing she was looking for while we were distracted. Either way, I think we need to find another ship."
GMG |
Following Grisaia's suggestion you take a walk on the beach. Peering out over the ocean you notice Jenesara the triton whose hippocampi you saved. She also notices you and waves.
You start hailing her and she swims closer to the beach "Hello friends, what a lovely day it is!"
GMG |
"I am afraid not. I would be happy to lend out a few of my hippocampi to you, but there is this water fey that has demanded I hand them all over to her."
Her eyes light up "Maybe we can help each other? Why don't I tell her I won't do it? She will probably follow me and I might be able to lure her to that lagoon in the center of the island. If you can then defeat her you can use my hippocampi!"
Grisaia |
Grisaia's gaze moves from Jenesara to the water and back, struggling to conceal a concerned skepticism. "I...can try. Is she at all willing to negotiate the matter?" A sinking feeling was settling in at the prospects.
GMG |
"I tried to talk her out of this, but she really did not listen to any arguments I could put up. She said she would kill me if I did not give up the herd by nightfall today!"
You position yourselves in the lagoon, Jenesara dives underwater astride her hippocampus mount. She reappears after some time with a beautiful woman following her. The woman is clad only in sea foam and her long,
white hair, which cascades over her body.
The woman laughs as she sees the pathfinders on the shore "Oh, my! You think these landlubbers will help you? I will kill them first while you watch"
Emmett: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (7) + 6 = 13
Grisaia: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 2 = 16
Scratcher: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10
Tori: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (15) + 6 = 21
Xasay: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 2 = 14
Enemy: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (6) + 8 = 14
Initiative
Tori
Grisaia
- - -
Enemy
- - -
Emmett
Xasay
Scratcher
Tori Petrana |
"Okay, this is weird." Tori says with a shake of her head as she nevertheless fires some arrows at the water fey.
Using Cold Iron Arrows since it was mentioned that she was fey. If you need a Knowledge roll from someone before I can assume that, then they are just regular arrows.
+1 Comp. Longbow w/Manyshot - Rapid Shot - Deadly Aim: 1d20 + 14 - 2 - 2 ⇒ (17) + 14 - 2 - 2 = 27
Damage w/Manyshot: 1d8 + 6 + 4 + 1d8 + 6 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 6 + 4 + (8) + 6 + 4 = 31
Rapid shot attack: 1d20 + 14 - 2 - 2 ⇒ (4) + 14 - 2 - 2 = 14
Iterative attack: 1d20 + 9 - 4 ⇒ (18) + 9 - 4 = 23
Damage: 1d8 + 6 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 6 + 4 = 15
Grisaia |
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"This is your warning! Swear to leave Jenesara in peace or be stopped by force." Grisaia calls out in response to the woman's boast. That said, she grasps her holy symbol and offers a brief prayer. "Shelyn, favor us with luck before this foe."
Beacon of Luck is up, stay within 30ft and you can immediate action roll twice and take the better on one save. Also, who uses regular arrows unless they are on a budget? :P
GMG |
Tori's first two arrows speed towards the fey, hitting despite the obscuring effect of water. The second misses and the third hits again! After Grisaia delivers her warning the fey dives down, disappearing from sight...
Initiative
Tori
Grisaia
Emmett
Xasay
Scratcher
- - -
Enemy (underwater): -46 hp
- - -
The Scratcher |
"Well, crud vapors.", Scratcher laments as he sees the foe disappear below the water. He casts a spell, imbuing him with Milani's favor, as he strides towards the shore, waiting for her to come back up.
Divine favor for +1 to hit and damage
Using fervor to make that a swift action.
Tori Petrana |
"That's obviously a trap." Tori observes as she readies her bow in case the fey decides to rise up out of the water again.
+1 Comp. Longbow - Deadly Aim: 1d20 + 14 - 2 ⇒ (4) + 14 - 2 = 16
Damage: 1d8 + 6 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 6 + 4 = 14
Grisaia |
Grisaia moves forward after Scratcher, working to keep the party within her aura. "Hold there, don't let her sweep you under!" she calls, preparing her glaive for the appearance of their foe.
Readying to attack if she pops up in reach. Next turn I will try and hit Scratcher and Grisaia with Water Breathing.
Xasay Xyu |
*reproachful shrug* I usually use standard arrows....
Knowledge (Nature): 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7
Unable to see that deep into the water, Xasay makes do to take aim with his bow....
readied attack with +1 Adaptive Composite Shortbow: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (19) + 7 = 26
damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3
GMG |
Attack: 1d20 + 12 + 1 - 3 ⇒ (1) + 12 + 1 - 3 = 11
Damage: 1d8 + 5 + 1 + 6 ⇒ (5) + 5 + 1 + 6 = 17
Fey vs Scratcher
Water: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (6) + 8 = 14
The pathfinders are ready for the woman to rise up again from the water. What they did not expect is that a massive wave rises from the east and transforms into a large watery figure that tries to strike Grisaia. Fortunately for the half-orc she is protected by Shelyn.
It is only then that the fey reappears. Tori's arrow goes wide, but Xasay hits. The normal arrow only scratches the woman and does not seem to do any real damage. In return a blast of water strikes the ocean close to Scratcher.
Initiative
Tori
Grisaia
Emmett
Xasay
Scratcher, (divine favor)
- - -
Enemy (cover from the water): -46 hp
Elemental
- - -
Grisaia |
Glaive on Elemental: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (7) + 7 = 14
Damage on Elemental: 1d10 + 4 ⇒ (9) + 4 = 13
Grisaia strikes at the new challenge, gritting her teeth at the poor positioning.
Xasay Xyu |
Xasay Xyu wastes no further ado whipping out his shadow stencils, bending one at an angle to the setting sun, and suddenly, the fey woman has some company under the waves...an incarnate starry night in the form of a (Celestial) manta ray!
DC 18 Will save to reduce it to 20% reality against our mysterious fey foe. I hope I'm allowed to place it where I did....
[dice=Improved Bull Rush straight toward shore]1d20+8[/dice]
GMG |
Will, modifier withheld: 1d20 ⇒ 11
20 or lower is good for Xasay: 1d100 ⇒ 91
The woman laughs out loud when the manta ray tries to drive her closer to shore "Fools, you try to divert my attention with a mere illusion?!"
Grisaia tries to drive of the elemental but fails to hit it.
Initiative
Emmett
Scratcher, (divine favor)
Tori
- - -
Enemy (cover from the water): -46 hp
Elemental
- - -
Grisaia
Xasay
Summoned Manta Ray (disbelieved)
Tori Petrana |
Tori turns her arrowy wrath on the elemental.
Using regular arrows for elemental
+1 Comp. Longbow w/Manyshot - Rapid Shot - Deadly Aim + PBS: 1d20 + 14 - 2 - 2 + 1 ⇒ (14) + 14 - 2 - 2 + 1 = 25
Damage w/Manyshot: 1d8 + 6 + 4 + 1 + 1d8 + 6 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 6 + 4 + 1 + (1) + 6 + 4 + 1 = 25
Rapid shot attack: 1d20 + 14 - 2 - 2 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 14 - 2 - 2 + 1 = 15
Iterative attack: 1d20 + 9 + 1 - 4 ⇒ (20) + 9 + 1 - 4 = 26
Damage: 1d8 + 6 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 6 + 4 + 1 = 12
I'm assuming that the elemental is immune to crits.
Emmett Lathrop |
Emmett takes a shot at the fey woman, and then reloads.
Using a grit point for Deadeye to make it touch ac
Ranged Touch Attack, range inc 2: 1d20 + 9 - 2 ⇒ (7) + 9 - 2 = 14
Damage: 1d8 ⇒ 3
GMG |
Yes, the elemental is immune to crits
Emmett and Tori both hit the elemental, but where Emmett's bullet passes straight through the elemental without any effect it seems that Tori's arrows did considerable damage.
Initiative
Scratcher, (divine favor)
- - -
Enemy (cover from the water): -46 hp
Elemental -27 hp
- - -
Emmett
Grisaia
Tori
Xasay
Summoned Manta Ray (disbelieved)
The Scratcher |
Scratcher steps over to the big water and decides to take the fight onto someone big enough to challenge.
"Oy, let's bring down this tall glass o' water."
Standard action to Total Defense, moving next to the elemental
AC is now 29
GMG |
Damage: 1d8 + 5 + 1 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 5 + 1 + 6 = 16
Slam 1: 1d20 + 12 + 1 - 3 ⇒ (13) + 12 + 1 - 3 = 23
Damage: 1d8 + 5 + 1 + 6 ⇒ (7) + 5 + 1 + 6 = 19
Slam 2: 1d20 + 12 + 1 - 3 ⇒ (5) + 12 + 1 - 3 = 15
Damage: 1d8 + 5 + 1 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 5 + 1 + 6 = 16
This does not provoke (supernatural), vs Xasay
Ranged: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (11) + 8 = 19
Damage: 1d8 + 5 + 1 + 6 ⇒ (8) + 5 + 1 + 6 = 20
Emmett: then it was a miss
Scratcher carefully moves closer to the elemental, which attempts to hit the warpriest three times. More importantly it misses every strike. Not being entirely stupid the elemental swims a bit away...
The fey conjures water that rushes towards Xasay. Fortunately he also benefits from the cover of the ocean.
Initiative
Emmett
Grisaia
Scratcher, (divine favor)
Tori
Xasay
Summoned Manta Ray (disbelieved)
- - -
Enemy (cover from the water): -46 hp
Elemental -27 hp
- - -
Grisaia |
"Shelyn, grant the strength of the bull to my ally." Grisaia prays, stepping forward to touch Scratcher. As his muscles flex with energy, she regrips her glaive, ready to strike the elemental again.
Bull's Strength on Scratcher, naturally.
"If you have the Combat Ref lexes feat, you can add your Dexterity modifier to the number of attacks of opportunity you can make in a round. This feat does not let you make more than one attack for a given opportunity, but if the same opponent provokes two attacks of opportunity from you, you could make two separate attacks of opportunity (since each one represents a different opportunity). Moving out of more than one square threatened by the same opponent in the same round doesn’t count as more than one opportunity for that opponent. All these attacks are at your full normal attack bonus."
Emmett Lathrop |
Emmett loads a cold-iron bullet into his pistol. Use martial flexibility to gain rapid reload feat for 1 minute, and then move action to load.
Tori Petrana |
Tori moves up 5 feet for a clearer shot on the elemental and unleashes another torrent of arrows.
+1 Comp. Longbow w/Manyshot - Rapid Shot - Deadly Aim + PBS: 1d20 + 14 - 2 - 2 + 1 ⇒ (12) + 14 - 2 - 2 + 1 = 23
Damage w/Manyshot: 1d8 + 6 + 4 + 1 + 1d8 + 6 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 6 + 4 + 1 + (4) + 6 + 4 + 1 = 32
Rapid shot attack: 1d20 + 14 - 2 - 2 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 14 - 2 - 2 + 1 = 17
Damage: 1d8 + 6 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 6 + 4 + 1 = 17
Iterative attack: 1d20 + 9 + 1 - 4 ⇒ (19) + 9 + 1 - 4 = 25
Damage: 1d8 + 6 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 6 + 4 + 1 = 19
GMG |
Emmett reloads his pistol while Shelyn allows Grisaia to bulk out Scratcher's muscles some more. Tori's arrows speed through the elemental. Although it is rather difficult to see it does not look as healthy as when it formed.
Initiative
Scratcher, (divine favor + bull's strength)
Xasay
Summoned Manta Ray (disbelieved)
- - -
Enemy (cover from the water): -46 hp
Elemental -58 hp
- - -
Emmett
Grisaia
Tori
Xasay Xyu |
Xasay directs his puppet to help against the elemental...
shadow manta Acrobatics to avoid attack of opportunity: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (20) + 1 = 21
Now the elemental must save, as above, or my manta will still be real to IT!
tail slap, Power Attack, flank vs water elemental: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (11) + 5 = 16
damage: 1d6 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10
...and retaliates against the fey virago's miniature tsunami with a terrible curse.
"If you cannot be bothered to believe in what you see," He retorts to his unappreciative audience. "Then why bother seeing at all?"
Make a DC 16 Fortitude save or be permanently blinded, sea-meanie!
The Scratcher |
Figuring he is on a losing battle and further strengthened, Scratcher decides to go on the offensive.
He surges his power to quickly defend himself and strikes at the elemental.
AC is 25 due to fervored Shield of Faith
CE PA Tekko kagi @ elemental: 1d20 + 10 - 2 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 10 - 2 + 1 + 2 = 18
Damage on hit: 1d6 + 6 + 4 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 6 + 4 + 1 + 2 = 16
GMG |
I blame a lack of coffee Tori ;-) but that means you just killed it... rewinding to my previous post
Slowly the elemental disperses into the regular ocean water after Tori shot it to bits.
Initiative
Scratcher, (divine favor + bull's strength)
Xasay
Summoned Manta Ray (disbelieved)
- - -
Enemy (cover from the water): -46 hp
- - -
Emmett
Grisaia
Tori
The Scratcher |
The Scratcher thinks he remembers trying to murder water... but that doesn't make any sense. Water can't be murdered.
Scratcher pulls out his rope and prepares it for lasso, ready to wrangle a mischevious fey!
Xasay Xyu |
Quickly as it came, Xasay's puppet ceases to be, while Xasay retaliates against the fey virago's miniature tsunami with a terrible curse.
"If you cannot be bothered to believe in what you see," He retorts to his unappreciative audience. "Then why bother seeing at all?"
Make a DC 16 Fortitude save or be permanently blinded, sea-meanie!
GMG |
Fort: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (11) + 8 = 19
Ranged vs Xasay: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (1) + 8 = 9
"Because I want to see you die, landlubbers! Take this!" the fey shouts back while she sends another blast of water towards the general area where Xasay is. To your horror you see that her wounds start to heal...
Initiative
Scratcher, (divine favor + bull's strength)
Xasay
Emmett
Grisaia
Tori
- - -
Enemy (cover from the water): -26 hp
- - -
Xasay Xyu |
Xasay turns his head to a nearly owl-like degree as the next mini-tsunami rushes down to the other end of the beach. "Where was that meant to go, hmm? The Shadowlands? They are over here, let me show you...."
Make another DC 16 Fortitude save vs blindness!
Emmett Lathrop |
Emmett reloads, aims carefully, and takes a new shot.
Ranged Touch Attack: 1d20 + 9 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 9 + 1 = 28
Damage: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
Grisaia |
"Time to take the fight to her." Grisaia reaches out, touching Scratcher once more. "Shelyn, give us your blessing under the waves." Ducking below the surface, she moves forward slowly.
Water breathing for Grisaia and Scratcher.
Tori Petrana |
Tori moves forward to wade into the water and prep her next shot.
+1 Comp longbow with Cold Iron + PBS - Deadly Aim: 1d20 + 14 + 1 - 2 ⇒ (13) + 14 + 1 - 2 = 26
Damage: 1d8 + 6 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 6 + 4 + 1 = 13
GMG |
Emmet's and Tori's shots both hit the fey
Initiative
Scratcher, (divine favor + bull's strength)
- - -
Enemy (cover from the water): -43 hp
- - -
Xasay
Emmett
Grisaia
Tori