Mugmuff starts dancing a jerky but somehow oddly dextrous dance, dancing around the room wildly.
Torch levels his trusty crossbow once again.
Nurpus slowly reloads. Muttering curses to himself.
Bart Quickdraws his oversized sword as a distract and then wills Woofy back into melee, where Bart and woof take bites out of [s]crime[/b] blubbershanks.
Agna steps forward, casts inflict moderate wounds, and throws her other rat to deliver it.
Mugmuff moves to strike the massive woman, but instead decides that now would be the perfect time to practice up on that new dance move he has been working on, it drives the ladies wild he hears. Torch fires a shot off but fails to connect, while Agna tosses another rat at the blimpoger, the little rodent smacking her directly across the face and releasing its magic as it lands. The blubbery creature wails in pain as the magic released courses through her body, and she fixes Agna with an evil stare. Bart creeps up on Woofy, using the distraction to his advantage, and reaches out, grabbing a thick layer of fat and giving it a good shake as he delivers a trick of his own, channeling his pure goblin evil into the woman, causing her to send forth a shower of projectile vomit which sails through the air and lands on Agna, covering her in bile and undigested food.
The mountain of a woman coughs up another chunk, which slides down her chin, and points at Agna, determined to end her sneaky ways. The goblin's eyes cloud over for a moment but she quickly fights off the effects of the foul magic, resisting the spell completely as a glob of barf drips from the tip of her nose.
Nurpus urks a little as she spews over Agna.
Remembering he has a job to do, he then looses another shot.
Torch tires of the game and prepares another bomb, aiming for the back corner of fatty.
(Reflex DC 17 for half)
Bart, somewhat regretting/nonregretting his decision to bite the womam goes back to swinging his sword while woofy does all the biting.
Mugmuff, sure that Agna is watching and admiring his skill and grace, continues dancing.
Agna decides enough is enough. She steps forward, right up next to the stupid b*&&!, and concentrates really hard.
From behind her puke-covered mouth, a gout of fire shoots out, engulfing the horrible woman.
Coming at the blubbering mass all at once, the goblins explode into a fury of offensive power. Nurpus levels Purpus at the woman, firing off a shot that hits her right between the eyes and rocks her back on her feet. The shot is quickly followed by an explosion as Torch hurls another flaming bomb at the impossible to miss target, the projectile shattering upon impact and covering the creature in liquid flame. Bart and Woofy continue to assault her from the ground as Mugmuff dances for joy at the sight of the anti-paladin striking the massive blob with his sword, the blade biting deeply into the folds of shifting flesh. Agna, tired of lobbing rats at the thing, steps forward and points her fingers out before here in a fan shape, causing a gout of fire to erupt from her palms and wash over the already burning woman. The fires consume her, charring her to the point of blackness, and causing the enormous form to fall to the ground with a loud thud, nearly crushing Bart and Woofy in the process.
Mugmuff finally stops dancing around and looks a bit embarrassed... "What wuz that all about? Why me dancing? Me hate dancing!"
Torch shouts a cheer as the ooze-like woman collapses. He so enjoys a good fire.
Bart stabs the fatshanks a few more times to be sure.
Nurpus plops to the ground, holding his head, and waits for the brainfuzzy slow to go away.
Mugmuff continues to dance intermittently... Next time he grabs Agna and dances with the probably reluctant goblin... "Dance with me, Agna... I need a partner for this one... " He says, feeling the music well in his mind.
When he stops and releases her, he almost sobs... "Ack... make it STOP already!"
"Torch can helps make music go 'way," the goblin alchemist says with an evil grin. "Smacks 'em hard enough and yous won't hear the music over the throbbin' in your noggin. Heh heh."
Bart smacks Muggy once across the face in a misguided attempt to cure him.
"We have to solve problem later, right now we need to finish pillaging house. This floor first."
Bart and Woofy will lead the way to the north door of the hallway.
Mugmuff nods in agreement and dances his way down the hall... until he gets a few seconds of reprieve.
Nurpus follows along with the group, holding his head and whining lightly.
Moving down the hallway, in hot pursuit of Bart, the group finds themselves faced with yet another closed door. Mugmuff quickly checks the door between dance moves, fumbling with his picks several times as he attempts a rather difficult maneuver involving a spinning pirouette followed by a sashay to the left, but finally manages to get the door open. This filthy bedroom contains little more than a lumpy mattress heaped with twigs, mud, and hopefully little else, although the stink of sewage in the room indicates otherwise. Dozens of humanoid fetishes crafted of bits of leather, straw, corn husks, twigs, and bones hang from cords throughout the room.
"Smelly bad room. pretty ceiling!" Mugmuff admires all the dangling fetishes as he goes in and dances around the room.. then stops and frowns... "Me stop doing that!" then he dances back on out of the room after collecting a few (worthless but interesting?) items.
Bart rushes past Muggy to be the first to take a bite out of the bed.
"Humph! Nothing to burn," Torch says with a note of sadness in his voice.
Nurpus enters the room, holding his head with a full hangover and looks around the room for anything special before plopping down against a wall.
Sorting through the room yields little of value, however one of the finger fetishes that Mugmuff pulls down does appear to have a rather valuable jade ring still attached to it. Scanning the ring for magical energy does not prove useful, as it appears mundane in nature.
Nurpus, holding his head still, gets up from his flopped position and walks out of the room.
"Dis place stoopid, les get dis over with."