Dungeon Master Heathy's Carrion Crown

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I am slowly coming to the realization that the prosecutor,...
is a douchebag.
Possibly an @$$hat. :/


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

I've done my job then.


Yes. Yes you have.
;D

Liberty's Edge

Great posts right there, Ragadolf!! Congrats!! No wonder the prosecutor is looking for an acceptable agreement before the trial ends, he´s getting his @$$ kicked all over the courtroom...

Liberty's Edge

Ragadolf wrote:

Awww,... I hate it when I go AWOL. :(

I hope he's ok.

So do I. RL can be a b+%~* sometimes...


Istvin wrote:
Great posts right there, Ragadolf!! Congrats!! No wonder the prosecutor is looking for an acceptable agreement before the trial ends, he´s getting his @$$ kicked all over the courtroom...

Aw shucks,... ;P

Thanks. I figured you all waited long enough for it, might as well make it a good one! :)


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HP 21/[31] Init + 1, AC 19/21, S: +5, D,+1, Cn: +5, I: +2, W: +0, Ch: +1 Per +2, Invest +2, Insight +0 Fatigue 1 Male Elf Fighter 3/Eldritch Knight

VERY much worth the wait


Oi! My day,...

We had the Rain-pocalypse over here, almost 12 inches of rain in less than 12 hours.

Caused lots of problems.

LOTS, OF, PROBLEMS.

12 midnight, pouring rain

7:10am take daughter to catch bus to school, pouring rain, she has 8th grade grad ceremony at 9

7:30am, take son to catch bus to school, Pouring rain

8am, bus still not there, pouring rain
tell kid I'll take him to school, car won't start,
I'll call mom, oh wait, left phone at home.
Walk home, with kid, pouring rain.

8:40am, pouring rain, get in wife's car to go to daughter's graduation
Get there, kids being let out, school and grad cancelled, pouring rain.

9:30am, wife has job interview on university campus, she cannot get out of neighborhood, pouring rain, (By this time the water is about an inch from my back door)
Wife calls, gets phone interview instead, half hour later, rain stops, roads clear. Of course.

11am, go get car, get new battery, get call from work, rain water on stage, (They are doing roof work on the building)

12 noon, clean up mess on stage, and rest of building, discover more leaks,....

Icing on cake? My $10K lighting console is sitting in a puddle.

I have whiskey, but I am out of diet coke.

So, how was YOUR day? ;)


M Humanborn

after a day like that, i'd skip the diet coke! hah


Hm,...

I can work with that.

:)


HP 21/[31] Init + 1, AC 19/21, S: +5, D,+1, Cn: +5, I: +2, W: +0, Ch: +1 Per +2, Invest +2, Insight +0 Fatigue 1 Male Elf Fighter 3/Eldritch Knight

Sorry mate. Any chance that your stuff can be covered by insurance? It sucks short term but some $$$ will take the sting out of it.


Oh SOMEbody's paying for it. Eventually. :P

Fortunately it can probably be repaired instead of having to buy a new one. (Because I'm NOT stupid enough to try and turn on an electronic device that is filled with water.) ;P

But still, it must be paid for. Whether or not it is the University insurance, or the contractor that told us the incomplete re-roofing would hold until after the rains, or a combo of the 2, it WILL be paid for. :/

Along with the new upright piano the roof collapsed on, the carpet in 4 practice rooms, sections of my stage floor, possibly the sound shell walls, my Clearcom Communications unit,...


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Holy carp!


Update,... went to work today to set up my OLD light board, (I need something to run lights with tomorrow, even though I do have a loaner on the way) and ran into a new problem.

The House Lights will not turn off. :(

It only happened when I turned on the 'panic' button, the light board and normal house lights controls were fine. Seems there is a short in the panic button/system. NOW they will not turn off.

Hopefully the electrician can find and fix the problem tomorrow.
Quickly,... ;P

In normal news, another busy weekend of dance shows. Will post when able.

And conscious. :/


Female Changeling (Annis Hag) Oracle of Life 6; 32/32 hp

Sorry, guys, my muse for this game has gone totally silent of late. You are all doing great. Opportunities to post over the next week will be spotty or non-existent. Feel free to bot her if you need another diplomatic touch or healing.


Sorry to hear that, Glad your still around though! :)

I'm posting as much as I can. Not as much as I'd like, but as much as insanity, I mean work, will allow. ;P

Thanks all,


HP 21/[31] Init + 1, AC 19/21, S: +5, D,+1, Cn: +5, I: +2, W: +0, Ch: +1 Per +2, Invest +2, Insight +0 Fatigue 1 Male Elf Fighter 3/Eldritch Knight

I am still around as well. Sorry for the sporadic posting of late/

Liberty's Edge

I am here and will be for the foreseable future ;D
I had a couple of busy weeks with congress stuff and getting to grips with the new clinic work, but things are beginning to settle after all... Let´s roll!


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Been working a lot; I have some stuff to take care of at the moment.

In the game,....I have to get a map together; make any inferences you need to from that statement, I hope to get things going again in the next few days.


Map. + Inference, = ,...

Oh goody. Showtime. :)


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

heh heh

Liberty's Edge

Way to go, guys! I thought we may have to avoid more "mob justice" by force tonight, but I guess Edwin´s speech saved the day...


HP 53/53 Dromite Soulknife 5 / Pyrokineticist 1 map

yeah. i was hoping to make their torches create smoke and fireworks to watch them get confused and scared, but alas. With Leik around, there will be no shortage of fires to manipulate :D


lol!

Yes, I'm sorry if I spoiled Leik's fun for the evening. But the night is young yet, :)
And even if we managed to finish this adventure without another combat (unlikely to say the least,) I'm sure we'll stumble across something worthy of being fireballed soon enough! :)


I know Ed made a pretty awesome roll actually, (I was beginning to wonder if the digital dice hated me. Again.)

But does anyone else think that was just TOO easy? :(

Or maybe I'm letting my PC's paranoia rub off on me. Yeah that's it.
:)


HP 53/53 Dromite Soulknife 5 / Pyrokineticist 1 map

for sure. i know SOMETHING is gonna get burnt EVENTUALLY


Oh heck yeah! ;)


Oh, wait. Just had an idea.
We can't prove that Dobitoc was tricked or controlled into attacking the library. Heck he was obviously IN the library.

But they never found the fetish. We can claim that he didn't steal anything. In fact the worst they can get him for is some property damage.
Ok. And breaking and entering. ;P

I think I have my final defense plan lining up in my brain. :)


HP 21/[31] Init + 1, AC 19/21, S: +5, D,+1, Cn: +5, I: +2, W: +0, Ch: +1 Per +2, Invest +2, Insight +0 Fatigue 1 Male Elf Fighter 3/Eldritch Knight

Heheheh. Did they ever charge him with that?


Sorry all,
Unexpected trip to New Orleans. And NOW dealing with unexpected window damage. :(

Catching up.


HP 53/53 Dromite Soulknife 5 / Pyrokineticist 1 map

To be fair everything IS flammable in a fantasy setting


Heh,... Yeah, I suppose it is. :)


Heh.
THIS is why I should never post at 1am.

Please tell me I did not just get us all killed!
;P

Oh. OH,..? OH! Idea!

If only I can find a way to in game cue our lady with the energy body ability. THAT would get their attention. :)

And probably be safer than, you know, blowing up the barrel of beer and whatnot. ;P


Female Changeling (Annis Hag) Oracle of Life 6; 32/32 hp

OK, I had her step outside before I read Raggy's post. Really. What did you want her to do?


I'm thinking that if this starts to get out of hand (and it is for sure getting close) then you could just activate your energy body. I figure that looks a lot like a person on fire to a bunch of hicks. ;P

Hm, possibly effective if I can prelude it with an appropriate speech. :)

Heh. The crowd should be careful what they ask for! :D


Female Changeling (Annis Hag) Oracle of Life 6; 32/32 hp

It looks like a fire elemental with a golden-white light rather than the reddish-yellow that I think a regular fire elemental emits. Unfortunately, while I can climb on the bonfire and appear to burst into flames, the wood won't burn and I won't be able to maintain it very long. I don't gain any resistance to fire, either, so if you want someone to survive the bonfire, I'm not your girl.


Naw, I'm thinking short-term scare, not long term fooling by playing victim of a fire. :)

If Ed were to give you a cue, (In game and not cheating) ;P with the appropriate verbal preface,... Might scare them off. Certainly think we'd get a + to the roll for our efforts. :)

On a OOC tangent, does anyone have access to any scare spells or anything? Anything that might scare a few off instead of fighting?
I'm so used to playing mages that I keep thinking I can cast Color Spray. ;P

What have we got for crowd control? Looks like were gonna need to pull out the stops. Grease, sleep, Color Spray, Glitter dust, anything that we can use to prevent them from fighting and NOT kill them. You know. Like were normally very good at doing. ;P


HP 53/53 Dromite Soulknife 5 / Pyrokineticist 1 map

my scariest spell is this one where i hit them with a whip of fire and they die. it can scare some other folks nearby, but the dumber they are, the better their saves are versus this effect.


HP 21/[31] Init + 1, AC 19/21, S: +5, D,+1, Cn: +5, I: +2, W: +0, Ch: +1 Per +2, Invest +2, Insight +0 Fatigue 1 Male Elf Fighter 3/Eldritch Knight

What if we were to start the wicker early? Hard to burn the beast if the bloody thing is in ashes.


Male Elf Magus 6; hp 51/51; Init +7; Per +8; AC 20, touch 16, FF 15; CMB +5; CMD 20; Fort +7, Ref +8, Will +6; Arcane Pool 4/6

I have access to one and possibly two color spray spells plus one additional grease spell AND Leik can cast fireworks up to 3 times per day. That could take out (read blind for 1d4+1 rounds) most of them within a HUGE 120-ft range if I remember my spells correctly...


Female Changeling (Annis Hag) Oracle of Life 6; 32/32 hp

My spells basically harm or heal. I had cause fear forever, but if rarely applied, so I traded it out.


Oh, ok then! :)

So, if we must. (Yeah, this is me holding my breath) ;P

We light the pyre. (After all, they ASKED for it!)
Then Leik fireworks it, multiple times if required.
Then we Color Spray any particularly persistent groups,

And, if need be, personally handle any delinquents too dumb or drunk to get the message. <Derisive sniff>

Preferably without killing anyone.

I mean that's a neat trick and all Leik, but maybe we should save THAT trick for a more appreciative audience? Like the BBEG? ;)


Hopefully if we must hurt anyone, we can heal them before they die on us.
;P
I mean I appreciate Darwin as much as the next adventurer, but how many adventures do you have to try and NOT hurt anyone? Sheesh.

Makes me long for the guy in one PbP who made a 'pacifist mage'. No kaboom spells at all. But he was heck at crowd control. ;P


HP 53/53 Dromite Soulknife 5 / Pyrokineticist 1 map

Sounds good to me. the fireworks will blind for 1d4+1 rounds, but the will save DC is only 12. that said, it is ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY FOOT RADIUS. hopefully the alcohol has lowered their will saves.

and it'll extinguish a 20ft cube of the fire.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

just don't be Mace Cop.


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Ugh, I know, right?!? ;P


well,... depending upon how well Larissa (and the others) roll and react, I'm hoping that we get enough energy into the crowd to convince them that (most) of them really do not want to be here right now.

IE= I'm hoping it shocks them enough to let me Diplomacy them into running! :)

Liberty's Edge

Let´s see how this plays out...


Like I said,...

Really awesome, or really not,... ;P

Keep up those rolls (Larissa) and we might have a chance! sheesh! :)


HP 53/53 Dromite Soulknife 5 / Pyrokineticist 1 map

Just waiting for Edwin to give the nod on the fireworks. Should work well if theyre already spooked by Larissa's fiery body

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