Death and Taxes - GM Budd the C.H.U.D.'s Feast of Ravenmoor

Game Master Budd the C.H.U.D.

In life, only two things are inevitable - death and taxes. An investigation into a missing tax collector from Magnimar led our heroes to the isolated village of Ravenmoor, but what they found there was a community dominated by a cult of Ghlaunder, God of Parasites. They also uncovered the identity of the twisted being responsible for the corruption of the town, and learned that this same being has sinister plans for a small, isolated city in the mires of Ustalav. Carrion Hill beckons...

CURRENT MAP - Beneath the Slipper Market...
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Enormous Radioactive Monster - - hp tons/tons - - AC nuh-uh I got forcefield

I had totally forgotten Easter. :| Happy Easter, everybody!


Oracle (lvl 5) | HP 30/30 | AC:19 (23 CoD), T:12, F:15 | CMD:15, CMB:+3 | Save F+1, R+3, W+5 (+4 vs Illusions, Disguises, Divinations) | Init:+3 | Perc: +9 (DV 60ft) || Wands CLW 25/50 || Spells: lvl 1 (6/7) | lvl 2 (4/5)

Sorry for the extended absence. I should have posted a heads up Friday. I'll get caught up and post a quick response, but Bacarov is listening intently. He's itching to cast a Detect Magic, but he's unsure if what's he's seen so far is powerful magic or his runaway imagination.

I'll post later tonight.


Enormous Radioactive Monster - - hp tons/tons - - AC nuh-uh I got forcefield

Yeah, well, I'm kind of bogged down at the moment as well, so I probably won't be able to post until tomorrow myself. I'm working a double and have to be up at five in the morning to do so. Whee!


Oracle (lvl 5) | HP 30/30 | AC:19 (23 CoD), T:12, F:15 | CMD:15, CMB:+3 | Save F+1, R+3, W+5 (+4 vs Illusions, Disguises, Divinations) | Init:+3 | Perc: +9 (DV 60ft) || Wands CLW 25/50 || Spells: lvl 1 (6/7) | lvl 2 (4/5)

Bacarov poops himself then sings a rousing rendition of "Wheels on the Cart".


Enormous Radioactive Monster - - hp tons/tons - - AC nuh-uh I got forcefield

Lulz!


Oracle (lvl 5) | HP 30/30 | AC:19 (23 CoD), T:12, F:15 | CMD:15, CMB:+3 | Save F+1, R+3, W+5 (+4 vs Illusions, Disguises, Divinations) | Init:+3 | Perc: +9 (DV 60ft) || Wands CLW 25/50 || Spells: lvl 1 (6/7) | lvl 2 (4/5)

Sorry for the long post, gang. I had to come up with a good IC reason for me OOC forgetting the letter that was found in the gnome Nettleby. Thought I'd mine some past trauma from a car in Ustalav. Perhaps Bacarov repressed the evidence, or he was biding his time to be sure.

Guess we'll see...


[Img] [Stats] [Info] Female Elf Cavalier 3

Another post from me tomorrow. Just can't focus for now... hope I am not holding things up.


Enormous Radioactive Monster - - hp tons/tons - - AC nuh-uh I got forcefield

No worries.


Male Human Monk 3
Stats:
HP: 30 || AC: 16 ||Initiative: +6||Perception +7||Fort: 5||Ref: 5||Will: 4

My apartment flooded at 2 AM this morning...I'm beyond overwhelmed right now :'( Please don't expect anything of me today and possibly tomorrow. I will get back up to speed ASAP.


Oracle (lvl 5) | HP 30/30 | AC:19 (23 CoD), T:12, F:15 | CMD:15, CMB:+3 | Save F+1, R+3, W+5 (+4 vs Illusions, Disguises, Divinations) | Init:+3 | Perc: +9 (DV 60ft) || Wands CLW 25/50 || Spells: lvl 1 (6/7) | lvl 2 (4/5)

Amazon is running a sale on pontoons and water wings... just sayin'...

Best if luck, buddy. We had our water heater bust a couple months back. No fun at all!


Enormous Radioactive Monster - - hp tons/tons - - AC nuh-uh I got forcefield

Yeah, sorry to hear that, man. That's really crappy.

I'm working on a post. But it's also tax day. And I super overslept. So it might take a little bit.


Human Barb 1/Rgr 2/Rog 2 HP 41 AC 19, touch 12, flat-footed 17 Fort +6, Ref +8, Will +1 Init +4 Perception +9 Sense Motive +7 Evasion

CHUD chud CHUD CHUD


Enormous Radioactive Monster - - hp tons/tons - - AC nuh-uh I got forcefield

I knnoooooooowwwww. I had a long day. I'll update you guys tomorrow! Promise!


Enormous Radioactive Monster - - hp tons/tons - - AC nuh-uh I got forcefield

Sunday funday! Anyhoo, excellent gambit there, Dramin. Well done. I'll have another post up tomorrow afternoon. Hope everyone had a great weekend!


Was a cheap shot abusing Prescience but it was the only shot I could afford.
:S


Oracle (lvl 5) | HP 30/30 | AC:19 (23 CoD), T:12, F:15 | CMD:15, CMB:+3 | Save F+1, R+3, W+5 (+4 vs Illusions, Disguises, Divinations) | Init:+3 | Perc: +9 (DV 60ft) || Wands CLW 25/50 || Spells: lvl 1 (6/7) | lvl 2 (4/5)

Oh, brother...Bacarov wants to do something really foolish right about now..

Warshawski, Calwen? You still around, yeah? I see Dalton chimed I today, cool. Marsh too... Dramin, still there? I want to get impressions of y'all's responses before I post... I have a sense motive up for the team...

Edit - Ok, Warshawski just chimed in.. ;)


[Img] [Stats] [Info] Female Elf Cavalier 3

I'll be posting later this afternoon... within the next five hours.


Human Barb 1/Rgr 2/Rog 2 HP 41 AC 19, touch 12, flat-footed 17 Fort +6, Ref +8, Will +1 Init +4 Perception +9 Sense Motive +7 Evasion

Dramin, I don't think shooting an unconscious elderly man is a good idea. I can't see any defensible argument for that with the current company, unless you character has a different alignment I don't know about. I think focusing on Marcum would be better.

That's like CE, NE I am not even sure LE would do that.

Of course maybe you are shifting to CN=Crazy Nutty :)


I'm really anti-retconning because some groups I've played with went all "BURN THE WITCH!" on me once. Maybe made me a little too jumpy; Call of Cthulhu does that to you I suppose.

Hopefully this suffices.

Again, sorry, didn't realize he was out. Someone mentioned to keep an eye on him so I figured something was up.


Enormous Radioactive Monster - - hp tons/tons - - AC nuh-uh I got forcefield

I don't mind retconning it if it's an action taken due to me not directly stating that the old fellow had been conked out when he fell. Personally, I'd prefer if we did retcon it, as I'm sure it would cause further strife in-character, particularly with Calwen and Warshawski.

Also, while it could be chalked up to a certain dreamwalker's influence, that'd be the same as retconning it in my book.

Edit: What you've done here might work. I'll allow a non-lethal hit.


Enormous Radioactive Monster - - hp tons/tons - - AC nuh-uh I got forcefield

Just waiting on an action from Calwen and we're a wrap for this round of combat.


Oracle (lvl 5) | HP 30/30 | AC:19 (23 CoD), T:12, F:15 | CMD:15, CMB:+3 | Save F+1, R+3, W+5 (+4 vs Illusions, Disguises, Divinations) | Init:+3 | Perc: +9 (DV 60ft) || Wands CLW 25/50 || Spells: lvl 1 (6/7) | lvl 2 (4/5)

Bacarov cries out from the ether, "There's no beer in purgatory!!! Ahhhhhhh!!!!!"


That sounds like a book I've read...
:O


Enormous Radioactive Monster - - hp tons/tons - - AC nuh-uh I got forcefield

If that's a Tucker Max reference, then ROCKS FALL EVERYBODY DIES OK


Human Barb 1/Rgr 2/Rog 2 HP 41 AC 19, touch 12, flat-footed 17 Fort +6, Ref +8, Will +1 Init +4 Perception +9 Sense Motive +7 Evasion

hopefully putting 43 points of Vandamage on this dude this last round has him at the halfway dead mark, or we might be playing a popular Queen song soon.


Enormous Radioactive Monster - - hp tons/tons - - AC nuh-uh I got forcefield

I can safely say that you guys have dealt out a pretty beefy beating between our three melee butt-kickers. Markham not having a chance to buff himself pre-combat helped out a lot.


Enormous Radioactive Monster - - hp tons/tons - - AC nuh-uh I got forcefield

Dramin, o Dramin, wherefore art thou?


Sorry! Was finishing a campaign that started 2 years ago.
Big, 12 hour finale and drinks after.

I am toast.


Enormous Radioactive Monster - - hp tons/tons - - AC nuh-uh I got forcefield

Nice. Sounds like a ball!


Enormous Radioactive Monster - - hp tons/tons - - AC nuh-uh I got forcefield

Sorry for the delay, folks. I had a catastrophically bad couple days that ended with me being sick as hell. I'll get a post up in a bit.


Male Human Monk 3
Stats:
HP: 30 || AC: 16 ||Initiative: +6||Perception +7||Fort: 5||Ref: 5||Will: 4

Hang in there Budd and rest up - we'll still be here.


Oracle (lvl 5) | HP 30/30 | AC:19 (23 CoD), T:12, F:15 | CMD:15, CMB:+3 | Save F+1, R+3, W+5 (+4 vs Illusions, Disguises, Divinations) | Init:+3 | Perc: +9 (DV 60ft) || Wands CLW 25/50 || Spells: lvl 1 (6/7) | lvl 2 (4/5)

Yeah, we're not going anywhere... (*)says the unconscious Bacarov. ;)


[Img] [Stats] [Info] Female Elf Cavalier 3

Oh, this time it wasn't my fault. Haven't checked the forums yesterday I admit.

Sorry that I ordered Warshawski to give us ranged support... thought she had something. But, since Marsh is going to attack anyway (a charge has to be a straight line without obstacle afaik, but whatever. Given that Calwen needs a move action to mount Windmane, and she can move only four fields until then, including the climbing out of the window, that seems unlikely as well) whatever I told you is obsolete anyway.

Calwen won't be saying anything more for this round because I think what she said was enough for six seconds. There is no way she can react to anything you said.


Enormous Radioactive Monster - - hp tons/tons - - AC nuh-uh I got forcefield

No worries, folks. I've been stuck at the laundromat for the last, like, four hours. I'm still going to try to get the post up tonight!

Also, Calwen, would it be too much of a stretch if I had Windmane ride up to the window to help you out? I don't know how legit that is from a rules perspective, but I do aim to please.


Human Barb 1/Rgr 2/Rog 2 HP 41 AC 19, touch 12, flat-footed 17 Fort +6, Ref +8, Will +1 Init +4 Perception +9 Sense Motive +7 Evasion

Try?! There is no try. Just do, or do not. Sayeth Yoda.


[Img] [Stats] [Info] Female Elf Cavalier 3

I haven't looked through the entire thread, but I think I haven't rolled a single two-digit number in an attack roll for Calwen yet. Even the one that did hit was a natural 9.


Male Elf Wizard 3 AC 13, touch 13, FF 10 Init +7; Senses low-light vision; Perception +10 Fort +3, Ref +5, Will +5; +2 vs. enchantments

hey Calwen I think you get two hoof attacks.


NeiggghhhhYay.

Whatever happened to the Hoof, Hoof, Bite that horses had? Did they remove the bite?

Didn't even realize.


Human Barb 1/Rgr 2/Rog 2 HP 41 AC 19, touch 12, flat-footed 17 Fort +6, Ref +8, Will +1 Init +4 Perception +9 Sense Motive +7 Evasion

they get hoof hoof as a standard attack and hoof hoof bite on a full attack round. Also light warhorses no longer get the bite if I read it right.

The horse also get a +2 to hit because of Marshes' flanking.


Enormous Radioactive Monster - - hp tons/tons - - AC nuh-uh I got forcefield

I'm pretty much seeing this as Dahaka being stuck between Marsh/Dalton and Calwen/Windmane, so yeah, he's flanked all right.

PORK BELLY TIME Y'ALL

Post'll be incoming shortly.


Enormous Radioactive Monster - - hp tons/tons - - AC nuh-uh I got forcefield
Calwen Snowpaw wrote:
I haven't looked through the entire thread, but I think I haven't rolled a single two-digit number in an attack roll for Calwen yet. Even the one that did hit was a natural 9.

And welcome to my nightmare! I had this awesome character (a Samsaran monk who was somewhat ill-advisedly turned into a brawler at the last minute) for a Rise of the Runelords campaign that has seemingly died out who, out of about thirty attacks during the course of the adventure, only actually landed two, I think; and one of those was against a fellow PC in a friendly spar. If it makes you feel any better, you should have plenty more opportunities to swing on bad guys as the hour grows later. :D

Quick question for Warshawski: your archetype still has Studied Combat, right?


Mr. Inspector Bacarov; no need to roll UMD checks for CLW as it appears on a Bard's Spell List by default!

You get an auto-pass! You don't actually need to know the spell, it just needs to exist on your list somehow, as an option to be learned.

(Its why the Pseudodragon Improved Familiar is really broken, as it has a Sorcerer spell list and doesn't need to UMD many spells!)

...

I really should stop doing this, sowwie. I try to be useful!
Will post in game after dinner!


Oracle (lvl 5) | HP 30/30 | AC:19 (23 CoD), T:12, F:15 | CMD:15, CMB:+3 | Save F+1, R+3, W+5 (+4 vs Illusions, Disguises, Divinations) | Init:+3 | Perc: +9 (DV 60ft) || Wands CLW 25/50 || Spells: lvl 1 (6/7) | lvl 2 (4/5)

Hey, if it saves me the use of good rolls, I'm all for it!


Enormous Radioactive Monster - - hp tons/tons - - AC nuh-uh I got forcefield

Anybody got anything they would like to do before Markham wakes up and we continue on?


Male Human Monk 3
Stats:
HP: 30 || AC: 16 ||Initiative: +6||Perception +7||Fort: 5||Ref: 5||Will: 4

This is the detectives' wheelhouse - I'm just hired muscle. Dalton is spending the next few moments in silent contemplation of the boar.

Actually that gives me an idea.


Oracle (lvl 5) | HP 30/30 | AC:19 (23 CoD), T:12, F:15 | CMD:15, CMB:+3 | Save F+1, R+3, W+5 (+4 vs Illusions, Disguises, Divinations) | Init:+3 | Perc: +9 (DV 60ft) || Wands CLW 25/50 || Spells: lvl 1 (6/7) | lvl 2 (4/5)

Bacarov peers into the darkness between ISPs, cups his hands over his mouth and calls out, "Warshawskiiiii? Calweeeeen?"


[Img] [Stats] [Info] Female Elf Cavalier 3

Yeah, to have more than one attack, Windman must take a full attack action, not a single attack.


[Img] [Stats] [Info] Female Elf Cavalier 3

One thing I would like to remark on an OOC level: Lupescu did not seem to know Beliandral, neither by name nor her looks, by the way his conversation with Markham went.


Enormous Radioactive Monster - - hp tons/tons - - AC nuh-uh I got forcefield

An astute observation!

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