DM Rah's Strange Aeons

Game Master Kobash

So many great posts - it brings this to mind.

Hard to top Rahs list.

A recent great: Seafood

A Mariner one that stick to my mind: End of the pier

Cats: Identity

Brother: The Shining

There are certainly a few for me! This is my favorite of favorite AP's, so I will try to go through and bring up a couple extra's.
It's a bit busy this evening, but I can try to add to the strings and memories soon.

50 Shades of Cray. Downright genius.

+1 on the High Fidelity link.

updated previous post

Nice ones Mariner!

The Shining was an awesome scene that somehow missed my liking it way back then. Now corrected!

So much good stuff. But still, the 50 Shaves of Cray is my favorite one.

You guys definitely nailed all of the highlights! This crazy group definitely has it's moments. :)

I always laugh when remembering
The Turn About
I was positive Fearless did a brilliant job setting up BB for a world of Doomsayer headache.....
and it unraveled on him.

Mariner with a possible character save! Bottlecap Baby! Bottlecap!
IRL , I have a Good Morning Glipglorp Bottlecap I am giving you the next time I see you!

Glass Cannon Starfinder Good Morning Glipglorp

I'll take that cap! And gonna listen to that tonight on the drive home.

We usually write in Third Person Limited. But Cat's last post is uber! I don't know if you were doing it intentionally - O Captain, my Captain!

His boat and buddy.
His pinnace and pal.
His barge and bunkmate.
His CATamaran and classmate.

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see: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foot_(prosody)

I was imagining this look on Glower's face

Hahaha! Excellent.

What is excellent is Fearless's Paranoia spell working. Man! Everyone is working hard to get that character save!

The tension is killing me! This is how I feel in real life.

Dude, I’m no doctor, but I’m pretty sure that’s not tension, it’s the blood loss.

Hahahahah

Looking at our loot. I see the weird bronze plates. Mi- go technology. Did we figure out what that did? can we use it?

also- BB could use the light steelshield . Maybe Mariner can take the breastplate. He needs an armor upgrade. Somehow I have magic chain and an amulet of nat armor but still a terrible AC.

Sorry all. Caught flu. Will be better by tomorrow and post for sure.

Get to feeling better!

Must be LA cuz I got it too.

I had the seafood - bot me please.

A phone conversation between great old ones.

A phone conversation between great old ones.

That is spectacular.

Thank you GM Rah for sharing that beauty. That made me laugh and laugh. The writing was special. Not to be too political on the message boards, but I am a Republican and yet have felt the impeachment proceedings have been long overdue. From day one, I didn't feel he represented the Republican party.

Hehe that is funny!

What character class would they create?

Trump
Bush
Obama
Biden
Clinton
Hilary
Sanders
Warren
Beto
Harris
Yang

Trump - Arcane Trickster
Bush - straight up fighter
Obama --bard/Cleric
Biden --not wizard, but arcane caster
Clinton -- Ranger/Slayer/Giant Hunter
Hilary -assassin
Sanders - Druid
Warren -- Witch
Beto --not enough known. pass.
Harris - not enough known. pass.
Yang - Cleric of Abadar

Trump - barbarian
Bush - gunslinger
Obama - bard/cleric
Biden - monk
Clinton - bard/rogue
Hilary - fighter/rogue
Sanders - wizard
Warren - druid
Beto - ranger
Harris - paladin
Yang - cleric

I'll wait for others to chime in, but I just realized EXACTLY which Pathfinder character (and thus class) that Trump is! It fits almost too perfectly.

Trump Brutal Pugilist
Bush Crusader
Obama Swashbuckler
Biden Drunken Master
Clinton Summoner
Hilary Eidolon
Sanders Antipaladin
Warren Shapeshifter
Beto Archivist
Harris Thug
Yang Mysterious Stranger

Mariner's list is so dang funny. I love it. Lots of specialized classes. The Eidolon for Hillary was brilliant.

Now.... Trump is Zandalus from Briarstone! See, all his followers just say, "Zandalus Sees!" to everything that he says. Either good or bad. Also , his top henchmen are all from a place called, " The Ward of the Wicked"!
Lastly, Zandalus is insane, having been a resident of a loony bin for years.

Hehe everyone of them has dipped into the charlatan archetype with decent bluff checks. :P

Yang is the funniest to me - Mysterious Stranger. WTF is this guy?

I can see every one of these as bearing truth. Except for Sanders as an antipaladin. I think that one will need explaining. Still, great lists.

Now look what you've done Brother! The list is all hyperbolic, though most hyperbolic in Bernie's case. Bernie himself doesn't seem to be Lawful Evil. The comparison was on the socialism ideology, which is.

Not hyperbolic, millennium socialism is Karl Marx's socialism disguised as charity. Socialism is about force and control; it is anti-liberty and anti-freedom. It requires taking peoples’ property that they rightfully own, worked hard to get, whether that’s their homes, paycheck or savings. It takes that property and gives it to somebody else, for no other reason than because the majority of people in society say that’s what they want to do. It’s a tyranny of the majority. It is no more just for a single man to take the properties of the whole society than the whole of society to take the property of a single man.

This also describes the IRS.

Agree, they are also evil. :P Death and taxes.

Goodnight, off I go to a 2 hour drive in LA morning traffic.

Looks like your luck ability only works with the ladies BB :P

+1 Fearless.

I have had significant luck on my diplomacy rolls with BB. This is sort of a downturn, so I'll take the lumps.
I do have to say that I built another character- Bronin for a table top Kingmaker to have diplomacy...and I'd be damned if I rolled above a 5 in any speech. It soon became legendary at how bad he was in front of people and added a rather funny twist to the campaign.

Bottom line: I'll take the occasional bad roll from the Baron Munchausen smiling preacher devil I have in BB.

Just to check, does anyone know why you need the signet ring and other items on the list? I thought I explained.

I have been searching through the thread again as a reminder and am having a hard time coming up with it. May need a reminder.

DM Rah wrote:

Just to check, does anyone know why you need the signet ring and other items on the list? I thought I explained.

I have been searching through the thread again as a reminder and am having a hard time coming up with it. May need a reminder.

Even though I have great and unmatched wisdom, I could also use a reminder.

It was provided at your meeting with “The Yellow King.”

Long story short, the Mad Poet might be able to help with your memories and tell you what Lowls is planning.

Thanks GM!

Ah yup, I thought Fearless had the majority of it. We were retracing Lowl's steps, acquiring these to get our memories.

Wife is out of town, so I’m acting as a single working parent this week. Will try to post tomorrow afternoon/evening.

I know what that means. https://youtu.be/i0FtYuN5eU0?t=5

Hi guys, sorry I've been dealing with pulsing migraines last few days, let me catch up tomorrow.

Sorry for the delay. Super long day at work, followed by parent-teacher night. Will try to post tomorrow.

What round is it? Because Cats has a round 4 indicator. I think I have round 6 of 7 for the Dawnflower shield. I think I cast it the round before climbing up, so that might work out right. I'm just checking with you others to see what's right... because with the expiration of the spell is the expiration of our light source!

What round is it? Because Cats has a round 4 indicator. I think I have round 6 of 7 for the Dawnflower shield. I think I cast it the round before climbing up, so that might work out right. I'm just checking with you others to see what's right... because with the expiration of the spell is the expiration of our light source!

That’s probably a cut/paste error. Ignore my brain.

Sorry.

Crap - sorry guys, I've been in a court trail sunrise to sunset, please bot me until tomorrow.