That is disturbing BECAUSE/ B CAUSE YOU'RE/U R/ YOU ARE THE GM/DM
I can have wings BECAUSE/ B CAUSE YOU'RE/U R/UR/ YOU ARE THE GM/DM
You insist on rolling everybody's dice for them...behind the GM screen. Because you're the GM!
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You can give fighters flight and energy ball powers like in Dragon Ball B cause UR the GM!
You can make your players bow whenever you enter the room, because you're the GM!
Bow to your sensei.
You can summon players to your "Pain Cave" because you're the DM!
You can openly play with your "staff" because you're the GM!
You can do dodgy things BECAUSE/ B CAUSE YOU'RE/U R/UR/ YOU ARE THE GM/DM
You can turn a simple tabletop RPG game into a deadly game of cat and mouse BECAUSE YOU'RE THE GM!
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You can assign insanely difficult, uh, difficulty classes for normal things!
Player: My Barbarian breaks through the simple, pine door.
GM: Okay, match a DC of 142 or greater.
Player: Um...but I cannot even roll high enou—
GM: —You cannot break the door.
Player: But...
GM: The door doesn't even budge.
Player: Then how—
GM: —You take 1d4 non-lethal.
Player: Fine! I smash a candle.
GM: The candle doesn't move.
Player: Wha ?
Because you're the GM!
You can hide whole pot roasts in candelabras, Because You're the DM!
Die chair,
DIE!http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/VideogameTropes
You can fill the gameworld with video game tropes, Cause UR the Freakin GM!
You can continuously threaten the life of one character every time they defy you, BECAUSE YOU ARE THE GM!
You can improvise as you go...including the player's character's names.
GM: "Okay, Clork, the door is locked."
Player 1: "Me? You mean Felarian?"
GM: "Sure. Okay Mikey. You're up next."
Player 2: "Mikey? Nobody here at the table is named Mikey."
GM: "I was talking to your character."
Player 2: "My character is Traff."
GM: "We don't have time for this Belaro."
Player 2: "Uh, I'm Jen."
Because you're the GM!
You can make extremely exaggerated chewing and slurping noises when you have the party stop to eat. Additionally, you can make the following eating times mandatory: Breakfast; Second breakfast; Elevenses; Brunch; Lunch; Snack; Tea; Dinner; Supper; Value Meal; Midnight Snack...
BECAUSE YOU'RE THE GM! - - - sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrp!
You can have goblin sorcs plant magic mouths all over that scream,"Call out the guard, I just farted!" when a non goblin approaches within 30 feet...
BECAUSE YOU ARE THE GM!
You can place an illusion covered Sphere of Annihilation blocking the path to the McGuffin, cause you're the GM!
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You can place an Artifact Alicorn Figurine in your campaign. It's primary power is to change characters into ponyfinder characters, and monsters into MLP monsters. When they ask you why, tell them, BECAUSE YOU ARE THE GM!!!!!
The alicorn figure, grants wishes, once a week, unlockable only by having one thousand friends, Cause UR the freakin' GM!
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The artifact alicorn figurine can be of Trixie,
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You can have elements of noir fiction and Anime just to break the record of Genres in one game BECAUSE U R THE GM!!!!!
You can center the campaign around your own existential crisis
You can place a scimitar that cuts an outsider free from it's home plane so it can be truly killed, because UR the GM!.
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You can damn dead characters to Greek mythology-style custom-tailored punishments in the Underworld - regardless of the PC's alignment - and keep their players busy with custom mini-games representing their fates until they get resurrected, Because You are a cruel, angry, and vengeful DM, and your players' salvation must be EARNED!
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You can run a game set in an underwater biosphere complex/research facility and force your players - who'd designed their characters to be highly-trained scientists, doctors, pilots, and security operatives - to play as imbeciles and/or lunatics, Because You're the DM, and THE YEAR IS 2021!
You can alter the contents of a crate or anything else you like because UR the GM!!!!!
You can place a necklace of fireballs, type X, that has one of every type of fireball and retails for 10,000. Why? because you are the GM!
You can have a bad king or emperor be put on trial by the people because you are the GM.
