You can give your players a sky ship, with no weapons, and a gnomish pilot with blonde hair who constantly mentions he is a leaf on the wind, Because Your Are The DM, and Firely is awesome!
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You can make every enemy a vampire, give everybody NPC classes except for your favorite who is an Angel-Blooded Aasimar Grave Warden, because you're the DM and Buffy is awesome!
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You can run an old school AD&D campaign for 14 players, 8 of which are playing 1st edition bards. You can then basically ignore the other 6 players and call it The Bard Campaign.
BECAUSE YOU ARE THE DM! AND BARDS ARE COOL? (I'm not bitter)
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You may have ogres chain a small human child to themselves to prevent party casters from fire balling them without hurting the innocents, Because you are the GM!
You can make your party never leave the bar and just have an endless stream of quest hooks, bar fights and drinking contests
You can let bracers of defense stack with actual armor, Because You're the GM!
You can allow handwraps, brass knuckles, or some other item to be enchanted at normal cost, allowing monks to be combat effective at mid and high levels because you're the DM!
You can say creatures immune to piercing damage take half damage from weapons that do piercing and bludgeoning Because You're The GM!
You can allow both subdual damage, a pool of extra hit points, and a deck of non lethal effects instead of death, Because You're The GM!
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You can allow a player to play a backpack and not allow them to play a jerk, Because You Are The GM!
You can base the game world on Star vs The Forces of Evil Because You Are The GM!
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You make the players call you Game Operation Director Because You're GOD!
You can post on this thread Because You're THE DM
You can keep pets at the table, like a miniature giant space Game Hamster, because you're the GM.
MENSK!
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You can restrict the players racial choices to my little ponies, and other 80's cartoon characters... BECAUSE YOU'RE THE GM.
You can ban character names that are derivative of fantasy/sci-fi film and literature (and I say this as someone who played a character named "Madmartigan" in my youth) BECAUSE YOU'RE THE GM!
You can decide the expedition's members' professions, like botanists,
You can put friccen ice flowers and moon flowers on top of mountains Because you are the GM!
In your Pathfinder game, you can showily pull out your trusty copy of S. Petersen's Field Guide to the Cthulhu Mythos and then laugh maniacally because you're the GM!
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You can have the random chicken the pc decided to kick actually be a Great wyrm red dragon in disguise who uses the opportunity from their on out to subtly prank the PCs for the rest of the game. because well you know.
You can have the spirit/reencarnation of Old Man Henderson guide your PCs though a darker world than they knew existed because you're the DM!
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You may claim Prima Nocta, because you're the GM!Or Prima Slicia which is the first slice of pizza. because you're the GM!
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You can craft an appealing campaign setting, and then force random people off the street to play it in a real time death game set in alternate reality presupposed onto their conscience minds through the use of headgear which would fry their tiny little brains if forcefully removed, and get killed by one of them in game, but then upload you mind to the internet, to avoid death; Because YOU'RE THE GM, AND HAVE NO REAL LIFE CONSEQUENCES FOR YOUR ACTIONS.
You may claim Prima Nocta, because you're the GM!Or Prima Slicia which is the first slice of pizza. because you're the GM!
Or Ultima Slicia which is the -last- slice of pizza because you're the GM!
You can post unnecessarily long and windy posts on random threads throughout the internet, in which you are meta about your own self, and discuss unnecessarily long and windy posts, and make fun of them in one over-sized run on sentence as you complain about unnecessarily long posts on a forum about how you, the GM can do whatever it is that you want making yourself look like a total idiot even though you have nothing sane, or even remotely intelligent to add to the conversation as you write your meta, over-sized, run on sentence, BECAUSE YOUR THE GM
If players bring exploding cigars to your game, you can ban them, even if it was the week after you had done the same, because your the GM
You can play pranks on any player you think cheated, Because U R The GM!
You can put a cursed duck in your dungeon, Because Your the GM and besides, its funny
You can have all sorts of horrible atrocities performed on your players' favorite cute supernatural creatures BECAUSE YOU'RE THE DM!!! Indeed: you must!
You can change the stats of enemies in published adventures just to mess with your players because you are the GM!
You can completely ignore the fact that the PCs just killed your villain by inventing a way he returns to life on the spot... because you are the GM!
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You can resurrect a too-quickly-killed boss with a tremendous stat boost and a shout of "THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!!!" because you're the GM!
When a PC shows horrible disrespect, you can have the NPCs start to call them ground zero for the horrible prophecy, Because U R the GM!
Your seat at the table can consist of five chairs stacked on top of each other, Because You're the DM!
You can insert yourself into the game with complete stats and everything, because Your the GM
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You can create an NPC named The dungeon Master and have to assist your players while you throw ridiculously op encounters at them because your a kids cartoon made in 1983.