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Did you hear about the word "run?"
SOOOO versatile!
Also:
"Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo" actually means something.
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Shut up and get you the runs, I want to know exactly what a torta means where.
and I want to eat bison steak.
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I no longer care about what a torta is. I decided that each time I have a doubt about it I'm going to go to the nearest bread shop and buying a big flat bread covered in flour. It might be or might not be a torta but I'll enjoy eating it.
Hear hear, she's wise
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Found a torta!. This is a torta for me, apparently just in my town because I couldn't find it by the name of torta.
And I also found another 2 types of tortas which are popular in Galicia and that are respectively a sponge cake and a cake similar to a brioche.
My best take about tortas at this time is that they can be any kind of food that has been baked from a dough and has a somewhat circular and flat shape.
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Bison is delicious...
Stupid forefathers ruined a great thing by shooting 95% of them in the 19th century (cause railroads BAH!), and wasted the meat, taking only tongues and hides...fracking fools!
Of course, there was a more insidious reason for the slaughter of the American bison, had to do with folks that were already here when Pasty McColonist arrived...
/end rant...
OK...I want some torta, that looks amazing!
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Hurrah for torta, now I'm hungry, and I'll have something else.
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*Things take a turn for the worse when battling Aspis Consortium thugs*
PATHFINDER BARD (who has been IRL singing at table, freestyling awesome stuff):
"I'd like to take this opportunity
To declare my new-found loyalty
To the Aspis C and the perfidy
For which they fight, continuously."
ghah, now I want a Mexican style burrito
I saw Alice Cooper in concert last night. (Brought to by your Daily Non Sequitur).
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I'm not hiding under the bed, I ought to start a plitical career.
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Now I want a bison taco!
I've had bison burgers. They're good!
I have, too. A little dry, but very tasty. Ostrich steak isn't bad, either.
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True. But I was talking about the entymology of the word. :)
Where's Jokey the Unfunny Comedian to make a "this typo bugs me" joke?
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"Some people are born to greatness. Others have it thrust upon them. The rest just hide under the beds."
Clearly this some kind of propaganda, released by the monsters-under-your-bed, to get their meals to come to them.
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True. But I was talking about the entymology of the word. :)Where's Jokey the Unfunny Comedian to make a "this typo bugs me" joke?
You stole my entomologist joke...
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I have, too. A little dry, but very tasty. Ostrich steak isn't bad, either.
I've had ostrich at the Taste of Buffalo. There used to be a Cajun place around the corner from my old place that served gator po'boys on Mardi Gras, too. Yum!
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Buffalo, being leaner than beef, needs to be cooked for a shorter time per equal weight (translation, for juicy bison burgers, which are ungodly tasty, cook about 1/2 to 2/3 as long as cow, and bam, not dry, not dry at all!)
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You stole my entomologist joke...
I shouldn't have waited to post it. My fault xD
Sorry. That was very ANTagonistic of me. A courteous person always waits for others to b-roach the puns first. Hive really made a mess of things.
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Sorry. That was very ANTagonistic of me. A courteous person always waits for others to b-roach the puns first. Hive really made a mess of things.You stole my entomologist joke...
I shouldn't have waited to post it. My fault xD
Stop it, I beg you, everyone of those sentences felt like someone was taking a hammer and chisel, to the back of my skull.
I mean its not Punny...
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Oh my God, I'm infected...
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Sorry. That was very ANTagonistic of me. A courteous person always waits for others to b-roach the puns first. Hive really made a mess of things.You stole my entomologist joke...
I shouldn't have waited to post it. My fault xDStop it, I beg you, everyone of those sentences felt like someone was taking a hammer and chisel, to the back of my skull.
I mean its not Punny...
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Oh my God, I'm infected...
Infected or insected?
I should bee ashamed.
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Sorry. That was very ANTagonistic of me. A courteous person always waits for others to b-roach the puns first. Hive really made a mess of things.You stole my entomologist joke...
I shouldn't have waited to post it. My fault xDStop it, I beg you, everyone of those sentences felt like someone was taking a hammer and chisel, to the back of my skull.
I mean its not Punny...
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Oh my God, I'm infected...
Infected or insected?
I should bee ashamed.
Oh, man. That stings.
What is all this buzz about puns...
Ima gonna go to special hell for this (Shepard Book said so!)
This is starting to bug me.
It's like a hive mind here, jeez.
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I'm just here for the burritos. Feliz Cinco de Mayo, everyone!
(Also, I have trouble calling wheat flatbreads "tortillas" although they are stretchy and glutinous enough to become large sizes and make large burritos without falling apart.)
Yes, please, bring some «best one liner» so we can buzz off the tortas, tortillas and puns.
I... did it again... right?
Maybe we should ease off the terrible bug puns before John's head explodes...as I understand it, he needs that for stuff.
Sorry man!
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I meant wheat tortillas, also commonly called wraps (which is cool). I like pitas, although I prefer naan.
But tortillas are best when they are corn. But that's me being a food snob.
Naan ='s delicious (I take issue with the prepackaged stuff places like Wegman's calls naan, I want it made by a good Indian restaurant in a traditional clay tandoori oven!)
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That's okay. It's just that I had an understanding why puns are painful, as a theory.Maybe we should ease off the terrible bug puns before John's head explodes...as I understand it, he needs that for stuff.
Sorry man!
Oh, I worked for four years in developing a theory about bug puns. But in the end, I failed. I'm aphid that it may gnat be possible to cricket.
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That wasp pretty good.
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This thread needs fumigated. *starts spraying Raid*
I take issue with this homophonophobic post!
Also, something about beetles. I'm still working on it.
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I think we have pretty well derailed this thread...
So, against my normal instincts, I am going back on the rails.
The most table shaking laughter I have seen as a GM was caused by one of my players. Bud was about as RL Chaotic Neutral as a human can be, so this was just Bud being Bud, but it was priceless.
As I recall, the party was trying to get into a town which was not welcoming to them. They manage to do so, and the party decides they need horses, but lack the funds for them.
So, Bane (hey, not my place to judge PC names generally) Bud's PC says he has a plan to get horses.
So, what does he do, he tells the rest of the PC's to be ready to wrangle a horse, heads over to the stables near the main gate, and in the growing twilight grabs a torch, acts like he is doing something stable related, waits for a unobserved moment...and throws the torch into a pile of hay just inside the stable door.
Bane the mask wearing disturbing PC proceeds to start shouting "Fire...Fire" to incite confusion, and jumps on the first horse to run from the stable in a panic over the growing fire.
Everyone at the table (including me the GM) sat silent for a moment, and then spent 10 minutes ROTFL.
It was priceless, not a good plan at all, and had a bunch of unintended consequences, but priceless for hilarity purposes.
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Most unexpected thing I ever had happen at a game that made me laugh so hard I was nearly sick was when the Jester (this was a 2e kit for the bard) and the rest of the party was invited to have dinner with the king for their services to the kingdom. As they entered the dining hall, the king said, "Please take your seats". Without a pause the Jester just says "I drop my pants and sit in the pudding." I was so caught off guard I couldn't stop laughing for five minutes, and then still giggled from time to time throughout the rest of the game.
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Most unexpected thing I ever had happen at a game that made me laugh so hard I was nearly sick was when the Jester (this was a 2e kit for the bard) and the rest of the party was invited to have dinner with the king for their services to the kingdom. As they entered the dining hall, the king said, "Please take your seats". Without a pause the Jester just says "I drop my pants and sit in the pudding." I was so caught off guard I couldn't stop laughing for five minutes, and then still giggled from time to time throughout the rest of the game.
I guess it's like the old adage says: "The proof of the pudding is in the taint."
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One word totally broke up one of my gamemates. We were facing some bad guys and he did not hear the description. So another player says, "Basically they are Sleestak." And for some reason that set him off. We could reliably roach* Paul for months by just saying "Sleestak".
*to roach: To have somebody laugh so hard that all they can do is lie of their backs with legs and arms twitching like a dying roach.
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Oh no! More bugs!!! :-D
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GM: The wall before you is covered in strange sigils and glyphs. And since I doubt any of you can read Ancient Osiriani--
ROGUE: I can.
GM: Really?
ROGUE (points to character sheet): Yup.
GM: Alright, I guess you can read that [relays extensive and very useful information].
BARBARIAN (to Rogue): You're the best wizard EVER!
ROGUE: Uh, I'm not a--
BARBARIAN: BEST WIZARD EVER!
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We were searching the grounds of a mansion and found a gazebo just sitting there.
Inquisitor: I'm gonna check the Gazebo.
Wizard: Why?
Inquisitor: I just like to be safe... heard about a party that fought one before...
Wizard: ReallY?
INquisitor: Yeah... turned out to be a huge misunderstanding.
Goes to check inside the gazebo and is instantly attacked and smothered by something living inside it. Knocked to unconsciousness before his first initiative.
Inquisitor's last gurgled scream: THE LEGENDS WERE TRUE!!!!!
The Gazebo is true, not just a mispelling! *shudders*