Granted. Indeed, it's always been possible. Just slow.
I wish I could get somebody to clean the "tools" in my "workroom" without throwing up all over the place in the first five minutes. I mean, don't ask "What is this for?" or "What's this goo?" unless you want an answer!
Granted! I'll film it and use it in my new feature film "50 Shades of Goat"
I wish people would stop bothering me.
Very well. I remove your internet, board up your house, cut your phone, and tell your friends you have ceased to exist.
I wish that rogue is the most powerful class because of new rules.
Granted. According to the new rules, Rogue is the only class.
I wish I had a little helper to assist me with everything I get up to during the day.
Sure, but the little gremlin warn every 'thing' you approach and they run away.
Poog wish for GoatGroper being brainwashed into soccer mascotte.
Granted. I am the mascot for the Cheliax Unwholesomes. You should see what I do to rile up the crowd. :shivers: Do what you love, they say.
I wish everyone could see my performances.
Just that they 'could' doesn't mean they 'will'. As such, as soon as people hear you're there, they relocate without telling you.
I wish proper cybernetics were applicable for the public.
Available yes. Legal no, not since the Darth Vader imitation incident.
I wish that the next poster will do something very silly in his/her post.
Granted! I just did something silly and made by 5yr old laugh.
I wish storm trooper armor was made in my size.
You are now a storm trooper complete with blindness.
I wish that the spoon is a lie.
Granted! Of course the spoon is a lie. There is no spoon. The Matrix always makes the Tick very sad.
I wish TV detective/crime shows didn't always begin with a snappy/snarky joke about the recently deceased.
I don't have to do anything, there was that one episode of that one show in the 60's.
I wish that more people would post on this thread.
I tried. But they all were busy on the latest "X is OP.", "Paladin fall cause of X", "Ask X your questions here", "Is GoatToucher my Baby Daddy?"
I wish more people could use some common sense when reading a rule book and save the FAQ's for real rules issues. Like can my gnome summoner mate with my dwarven slayer to make avatar death summoning gnarf?
The new FAQ shall start with don't insult the intelligence of everyone on here. That is all you get too read.
I wish that the book canon was pathfinder canon.
Granted. Sadly, you have a fatal accident performing you day job: being shot out of a cannon.
I wish there was someone out there who shared my... unconventional tastes.
You may share your tastes with your new other personality. However the third personality you get is a paladin and stabs you/itself for these tastes.
I wish that when the aliens come they hail me as their godking and emperor and follow my orders to their deaths if I so wish it.
Granted you are now the alien god of granting your own wishes.
I wish that more people would post on this thread.
Granted. They, like you, wish other races were more like them, so you are no longer a Wayang.
I wish American television was more like Telenovelas.
Granted, but they aren't interested in you, so they seek their amusement elsewhere.
I wish i could see the baffled face(s) of UDS after this.
At your servize, Poog set his home on fire, but city guard think iz you who did it, you endz up in jail.
Poog wish for evil wizard who help Poog with everything, he be great friend.
Here you go. I don't understand why you want this. It has holes in it and is completely useless.
I wish that the resistance was not futile.
You can all die more then.
I wish that there was only one person in the UDS
Granted, but the Patriarchy provides privileges for old white men, so...
I wish to experience something that I haven't experienced before to make me feel alive.
Granted! You are given a long, grueling gauntlet of trained killers, barking fighting dogs, explosions and traps to run in desperation. If you survive, you will appreciate being alive. Unless you won't.
I wish GoatToucher gets something even worse.
Okay, he go squeeze through goblin earsripper.
Is tube of metal and barbed wire, difficult for goblins, so ever painful and squeezing for GoatGroper's size. He likely lose both ears and many fingers....if he not outright stuck and starve. Sadly for Sissyl, it is less quick death.
Poog wish for Vorka, goblin cannibal, to cook and eat GoatGroper.
Goblins be devious, gnyahahaha
:sigh: So nothing new then? Very well...
I wish the Transmuter would get here and put my flesh back in order. I have a party tonight.
Your flesh is now in order of most expensive to least expensive on the shelf of the goblin supermarket.
I wish that my Death Ray™ could kill gods.
Granted, you discover a magical kayak that you can use to travel to the moon whenever you want - the trip takes less than a second. Unfortunately, once you're on the moon it teleports back to Earth, leaving you stranded.
I wish for all of these dang respiratory problems I have (allergies, sinus issues, etc.) would just go away.
Granted, you stop breathing.
I wish I could add to my medical liscences.
Granted. Your liscences are now stapled to your body... I think you make a fine addition to them.
I wish for a never ending supply of cheese
Granted. It is of the highest quality and the most delicious flavor.
And you produce it out your back end.
I wish for a dream my heart makes.
Granted, but the dreams come to life as twisted versions of their former selves.
I wish I could resurrect dead posts without getting yelled at.
Granted you may now resurrect dead posts without getting yelled at for the next half a second
I wish that I, at a time of my choosing and for the duration of my choosing could have the super powers and abilities of any fictional being I intentionally select, those powers manifesting themselves in the real world and in my full control. And for that to begin now and for as long as I desire
Granted. There are zero negatives to your powers, but also no positives, resulting in a neutral power level easily confused with having no powers at all. Some might say that you only -think- you have those powers, but those people are -crazy-! CRAZY I SAY!
I wish for a new pair of tongs. My old pair got... lost.
Brand new tongs... aren't they lovely? We made them out of your baby. As an added bonus we found your old ones, we will keep them as a finder's fee. Thanks!
I wish for a brand new car :)
Granted, it's made from 1 solid piece of lego.
I wish the truck drivers would have realized yesterday that driving a truck with stormy winds was a bad idea. 21 fell over.
Granted, the truck driver's were aware- management forced their hand anyway some might be suspicious of their Gozreh storm masks and think that an insurance claim/pay out was what they were after... some people might be right.
I wish Calistria would give me a kiss :)
Granted. Whoever named this aged half-troll, half-ogre prostitute Calistria had a weird sense of humor.
Also, she has arcane herpes.
I wish the last person hadn't wished for that.
Granted. He wished that Calistria would give -you- a kiss.
She does. Several in fact. You might want to get checked out.
I wish an experienced masseuse/eur would help ease my rump ache.
Granted. But I solely use my lips with their newfound itchiness.
Hmm, maybe we both lose in this wish.
I wish your rump tasted like roast...
...rump roast.
It already does, and now you can't get enough.
Also, you -definitely- want to get checked out now.
I with a scribe would document the events of my life.