WBG II (Inactive)

Game Master Lordzum

DM, I posted 4 minutes after your last summary post with Moggy's action. Pull and drink extract.

Darn, I suopose I was lookong forward to the fireball lol

Chuffy will ready an action to shoot Pa in the rear if he tries to cast again.

Chuffy will ready an action to shoot Pa in the rear if he tries to cast again.

Looking at the map, that may be a bit difficult to arrange.

Anyone know off hand the check to use a wand that's too high a level spell but on your list?

Anyone know off hand the check to use a wand that's too high a level spell but on your list?

I always assumed you could do that without a check. Examples, like a 1st or second level Ranger or Paladin using a CLW wand...even though they can't cast the spell yet, they can still use the wand.

I forgot to move Chuffy when he entered the house, he should have exited to the south. I moved him now. Let me know if that isn't possible and he'll just double move for position.

Chuffy that move is legal

Poog you can cast any spell from a wand that is on your spell list.

You are right, I was getting confused with scrolls. I just now noticed some things in my inventory.

Reta did your post get eaten again?

No, I just need to post from my laptop. Stupid Wayfinder...
Will have post up in 45 mins.

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Will: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 2 = 20
Reta withdraws towards Poog, bleeding and battered.

Chuffy watches pa munchmeat manipulate a rolling ball of fire, he finds the inability of the chief to avoid it mildly amusing. He homes in on pa ready to disrupt any spells.

Moggy takes a drink of one of his mutagens.

Reta realizes that Guffy and the bats are getting the better of her, she finds what little resolve she was blessed with and escapes their wrath. Her multiple wounds still bleeding. 1 = 1 damage.

The overconfident chief laughs as pa munchmeat rolls a sphere of fire towards him, he attempts a dazzling dodge but falls miserably. His bite wound still bleeding get takes a swig of a healing potion. 1d3 ⇒ 2 bleed damage. this resolves prior to the heal

Poog exterminates the last of the bats with his burning hands spell a manages to barely catch an enraged Guffy as well.

Guffy still bleeding from her bat wounds closes in on Mogmurch the ferret slayer and attacks.
attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (16) + 8 = 24
morningstar damage: 1d8 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10
guffy reflex: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 2 = 18

"Help me Papa, the goblins are hurting your daughterwife"

Pa Munchmeat does not seem to listen and orders his sphere into Poog's square laughing the entire time.
(Reflex DC 15 Negates)
flaming sphere: 3d6 ⇒ (4, 4, 3) = 11

"mmmm roast goblin. Yummy."

Initiative
Chuffy, Moggy, Reta, Chiefy, Poogy, Guffy, Pa Munchmeat

Someone please move Guffy to the right bottom moggy square :)

With no spell coming from Pa, Chuffy loses patience and pulls the trigger.

Hand Crossbow at Pa: 1d20 + 7 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 7 + 2 = 22
Damage: 1d3 ⇒ 3
Sneak Attack Damage: 2d6 ⇒ (4, 1) = 5

"Hey Pa, bet you can't hurt Chuffy with flaming balls!" Chuffy dances and makes faces at the big Ogre.

Pa Munchmeat FORT: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (16) + 10 = 26

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Reta throws her Bead of Force at the feet of the Ogre.
Ranged Attack vs square: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (20) + 7 = 27

Moggy shrieks in pain as he takes a 5' step to the northwest. "No hurt hero Moggy! You burn now," he screams as he grabs a bead from the necklace the Chief let him use earlier and flings it at Guffy.

Damage 5d6 ⇒ (3, 2, 6, 6, 5) = 22

Reflex 14 for half.

HP 13/23

force damage: 5d6 ⇒ (6, 1, 6, 6, 6) = 25 reflex 16 negates being trapped.

pa munchmeat reflex: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 3 = 21

The Fireball kills Guffy

Pa Munchmeat takes the damage but is still totally mobile.

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[AC 26, HP 8/23, Active Buffs: Dex Mutagen, Reduce Person]

”Big gobby gangbang!!!”, Bad shouts to his troops, signaling a free for all on Papa,”Poogy - heal!”.

bomb #2: 1d20 + 8 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (13) + 8 + 2 + 1 = 24
2d6 + 2 ⇒ (3, 4) + 2 = 9

The chief barks commands and tosses a bomb at the menacing Pa Munchmeat. Badmucus proves why he is the chief when Pa Munchmeat falls unconscious on the floor. The vultures that were once perched upon the moothouse have flown over to the upturned boat waiting in anticipation for their next meal.

COMBAT OVER!

Anybody have anything left to resolve or roleplay?

High fours and yipping all around, continued smashing of kiwi against Papa's head.

Potion of CMW: 2d8 + 3 ⇒ (7, 3) + 3 = 13

Reta pulls out her flaming arrows, snatches up her bow, and goes to burn down the chicken coup with the dog in it, one satisfying arrow at a time.
"Reta chop and Reta bite!"
*flaming arrow*
"Reta slay and Reta fight!"
*flaming arrow*
"Reta stab and Reta smite!"
*flaming arrow*
"Reta kills it all just right!"
*flaming arrow*

If the dog manages to run out, I'll switch to animal bane and shoot it.

Wand of Fireball anyone left.

Fireball: 5d6 ⇒ (1, 5, 1, 2, 4) = 13 (Refl 14 1/2)

Chuffy gives a schoolgirl scream of victory!

He then starts with the looting and burning.

[dice=Potion of CMW]2d8+3

Reta pulls out her flaming arrows, snatches up her bow, and goes to burn down the chicken coup with the dog in it, one satisfying arrow at a time.
"Reta chop and Reta bite!"
*flaming arrow*
"Reta slay and Reta fight!"
*flaming arrow*
"Reta stab and Reta smite!"
*flaming arrow*
"Reta kills it all just right!"
*flaming arrow*

If the dog manages to run out, I'll switch to animal bane and shoot it.

The dog dies of smoke inhalation way before the chicken coop goes up in flames. The only question now is extra crispy or original recipe.

scatter the ashes to the wind?

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Guffy not hurt Maggy no more. Now Guffy as burnt!"

The fab five watch in awe as Pa Munchmeat's Moot house burns to the ground. They snack on roasted ferret, chicken and dog on a stick. When nothing of the building remains except for ashes the goblins pilfer what loot is left. The two vultures from the cupola circle overhead waiting for their chance to eat any remains.

The goblins return back to the Birdcrunchers lair victorious, having eradicated Pa Munchmeat, and his Ogrekin daughterwife Guffy. A great feast ensues many fires are started, many dares initiated, and many goblin babies are conceived.

A clutch of owlbear eggs, that were somehow saved by the malfunctioning bead of force.

Yoink

Frolicking...

Moggy wants an owlbear egg. If he can keep from eating it, he will raise the cub and burn it like it was his own.

Chuffy needs to point out that better than all the treasure are the makings of an epic BBQ.

"Owlbearpigferturdockin!"