"Reta kill all the dogs before Chuffy even get himself eaten. That way Reta can watch!" Reta laughs cruelly at the idea.
"Moggy don't like veggies! Maybe there be rabbit in garden. Be right back," Moggy trots off, taking a roundabout way to the garden.
Reta sneaks around, sniffing for dogs.
Forgot this in last post...
Stealth
Perception
"Chuffy no want chickn. Had 'nuf of dem at Chiefdumb Moot an'ways..." He grumbles softly as he sneaks off. He gets halfway to the boat before realizing he hasn't drank his potion yet, but decides to save it for real danger.
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Before going your seperate ways Poog busts out a wand of Cure Light wounds.
"I'm the chief's bestest goblin cleric, I will heal you and stay with him."
Reta
Badmucus
Poog
Moggy returns to the Chief and to Poog. "Nuttin' in da gardun but veggies. Old shed nearby wit weeds all over it. Boring. Anyone find chickens?"
"Boat gots big fat pigs in it." Chuffy says from right behind Badmucus. His arms are crossed and he looks bored.
(The main house is basically a house on stilts, yes? How would Munchmeat enter?)
(Is that the fire breathing boars Mummy talked about?)
Once Reta gets back (and tells of the dog in the chicken coop), Bad adjusted the crown into a frown and doles out the master plan. He pulls out three bottles of Sovereign Glue, "Sneaky Chuffy go back to pigs against boat, glue dem both to da boat. Reta go glue da dog door shut. Moggy see anything inside shed? If more dog inside, glue it shut. Then we attack da big house after. Go!"
(remember Reta has Cloak of Elvenkind and one Glue)
Reta sneaks up to the chicken house and glues the door shut.
Moggy listens to Big Chief Kobold head. He sneaks back to the overgrown shed, and glues it shut. He doesn't quite remember to look inside it, as he was excited to see how well the glue would hold. After applying the glue, and waiting a few seconds, he knocks on the front door and takes off in a sprint hiding behind the shed, just making sure it works.
Stealth
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Moggy successfully seals the shed door and knocks. He waits in anticipation but nothing happens.
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Disappointed, Moggy trudges back to the others. "Me do what Big Chief said and glue shed. Boring...nothing happened."
Big pats on Moggy's shoulders with small gobby hand, "Don't worry, not be boring soon.
"Now we burn dog??" Reta squeals excitedly when she returns from her errand.
"Yeah yeah yeah." Chuffy takes the glue and stalks off towards the pig pen. Badmucus dumb. Why he 'fraid of pig? Chuffy should be chief. Make fun plan, like... He stops and looks towards the house, then giggles.
Retrieving his special potion, he guzzles it down and vanishes.
Retrieving his special potion, he guzzles it down and vanishes.
It was a good idea.
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Chuffy heads over towards the moot house and realizes that the bottom level of the house is more akin to a stable, A large open area under the house has been filled with straw, branches, and uprooted underbrush—something big hasmade a nest of it. A trap door is set in the ceiling above about 9 ft from the ground.
Though the nest is large, it must be old because Chuffy does not see any creatures or anything of interest lurking in the area.
Chuffy exits and heads toward the ladder leading to the next level. The door is swollen shut with dampness and would require a successful strength check to open.
The Final ladder leads to the roof, Where Chuffy notices two large Turkey Vultures wabbling around unawre of the invisible ninja goblin. You notice nothing else but large amounts of bird droppings on the roof.
Despite a few windows beat into the walls of the moot house, none of them are easily accessable without an extreme climb check.
Bad waits for the return of his loyal subjects...
You want sneaky, Chuffy that,
Gonna set up funny trap.
Here are a couple rolls if needed for anything.
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As Badmucus waits for his subjects to return from Mission: Glue Stuff Poog gets bored and starts heading towards the chicken coup intent on talking to an angry dog,
Mogmurch and Reta wait patiently near their chief waiting on Chuffy's delayed arrival. But instead are treated to the sounds of a distressed sick and angry "Chicken?" near the coup. Poog nearly all the way to the coup hears it as well but stops in his tracks when he sees what he thinks is making the sound.
An angry looking owlbear exits from the makeshift stable under the house to investigate all of the commotion only to see a not so sneaking Poog making his way towards the hen house. The owlbear closes in during the surprise round leaving it and Poog adjacent to each other. Near an invisble clucker.
The angry dog now locked in with the chickens begins scratching the glued door, he growls and barks while his exit attempts are thwarted.
Meanwhile the two vultures on top of the moot house look on in anticipation in what will surely be dinner later, one way or the other.
Initiative order
Chuffy, Mogmurch, Reta, Chief Badmucus, Owlbear, Poog
Moggy quickly snatches a bomb and throws it at the owlbear.
Ranged Attack
Damage
(for visual queue, is this right? edit at will).
In glorious goblin fashion, Bad shouts the famous last words of millions of his forefathers, "Charge!!!"
Chuffy finds a nice safe spot, away from his friends and their bombs and evil god energy, retrieves his bottle of brine-soaked alligator eyes, pops one in his mouth, and enjoys the view as the festivities unfold.
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(Didn't know owlbear was out of range, so I'll choose a different action. Instead of move/attk, Bad will triple move.)
Chuffy circles to get a better view.