WBG II (Inactive)

Game Master Lordzum

Poog, also garners some attention from the local Birdcrunchers, they ooohhh and aaaahhh about him and Zarongal's prowess compared to Pa Munchmeat.

The night ends without too many issues, and with the morning sun come the Cheiftan Moot Dares, does everyone want to participate? The five of you are taken with the rest of the Birdcrunchers, in a valley south of the cave. Each of the five contestants are blind folded, and given a bow and arrow. (The flethcing on each arrow is a different color Reta=Pink, Poog=Orange, Mogmurch=Red, Chuffy=Green, Badmucus=Yellow)

The Birdcrunchers clamber into trees or sit on rocks that ring the valley while Wise Mummy Sprattleharsh explains the rules to the blindfolded contestants:

Alright for the mechanics on this one everbody roll a perception check, then a d20. Odd is bad even is good...(usually)

Perception 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (8) + 5 = 13

Random 1d20 ⇒ 9

Mogmurch volunteers to go first and try his skill.

Chuffy goes second!

Perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (18) + 7 = 25
Random: 1d20 ⇒ 7

Perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (17) + 5 = 22

1d20 ⇒ 4

Any way to cheat at this game? Cause Chuffy's a cheater.

I'm only the GM to a bunch of goblins, tell me how you would cheat and we can see on the next round.

Hmm... maybe use slight of hand to poke a little hole in the blindfold so chuffy can see at least a little.

Sleight of Hand: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (19) + 10 = 29

"Reta is great with bows! Shoot down two birds with one arrow!"

Perception: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (16) + 10 = 26
1d20 ⇒ 13

Perception: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 2 = 11
1d20 ⇒ 16

As the dare begins, a few rounds of relative silence (punctuated now and then by goblin sounds) pass before the first cage is released. You five are spun around in circles when suddenly you hear the cage door fly open and the sound of wings taking to the air. Surprisingly all 5 of you shoot in the correct location.

Moggy and Reta both shoot in the right direction but the arrows do not fire true, earning the jeers and insults from the Birdcruncher Tribe.

Both BadMucus and Poog's arrows fing a home in the seagulls two thuds hit the ground and you can hear Wise Mummy Spattleharsh say "1 point for Chieftan in waiting Mogmurch, & Badmucus."

Chuffy also fires a horrible shot nearly straight into the air, as it comes down it hits 1Reta 2Badmucus 3Mogmurch 4Poog: 1d4 ⇒ 4with the shot and does Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 1.

Mummy finds this shot so amusing she awards chuffy 3 points for the errant yet hilarious shot.

Scoreboard
Chuffy 3
Badmucus 1
Poog 1
Moggy 0
Reta 0

Mogmurch makes an obscene gesture to the crowd, who for some strange reason were not cheering for him. He tries again.

Perception 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (12) + 5 = 17

Random 1d20 ⇒ 6

Mechanics Round 2: Please roll a perception check then an attack roll with a bow. Then another random d20 same as before, even good odd bad (sometimes).

Attack roll to go with previous post

Ranged 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (8) + 6 = 14

Mogmurch let's loose another red feathered arrow, this time a seagull is not so lucky, as it falls from the sky.

Mummy:"one point for Mogmurch chieftan in waiting."

"Hear that? Goblins love Mogmurch the hero! Me look good in Chieftan's hat."

At first Chuffy was annoyed. He was aiming for Mogmurch. However, the cheers quickly erase his feelings and has him cheering too, despite the fact that of all the goblins, Poog was probably the one he wanted to shoot least.

Perception: 1d20 + 7 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 7 + 2 = 28 Adding +2 bonus for blindfold cheating
Ranged: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (4) + 7 = 11
Random: 1d20 ⇒ 7

Chuffy clearly sees the flying birds. However due to his exaggerated cheering Chuffy accidentally let's loose prematurely, a problem he has from time to time.

The Birdcruncher goblins laugh and belly roll at Chuffy's limp attempt.

"Chuffy too fast. No wonder he don't have girlfriend," Mogmurch guffaws as he removes his blindfold to watch the rest of the second round.

"You shaddup!" Chuffy threatens with a shaking fist. "Or.. or.. OR maybe Chuffy make YOU girlfriend!"

AAAaaggGGh!, Bad cackles in frustration.

Is this still the first flock? -Thought it was 2 pts per hit for the first flock. -Or was it 2 possible hits, 1 pt each?

"That explain much, Too Fast Chuffy," Moggy is almost on the ground, holding his sides at his clever wit. "Reta...what you think for Fast Chuffy?"

AAAaaggGGh!, Bad cackles in frustration.

Is this still the first flock? -Thought it was 2 pts per hit for the first flock. -Or was it 2 possible hits, 1 pt each?

Bad GM, thanks for the help Pathmaker. Round two birds are worth 4 pts each, round 3, 6 pts each.

Round 1 scores
2 Badmucus
2 Poog
3 Chuffy
0 Poog
0 Mogmurch

We are indeed in round two so go ahead and make your rolls.

Round two scores thus far.
4 Mogmurch
0 Chuffy
TBD BadMucus
TBD Poog
TBD Reta

Big Mummy no say no, Bad giggles to himself and downs an extract, preferably unnoticed, then shoots.

Slight of Hand drinking True Strike: 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 8 + 2 = 16
Perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (10) + 5 = 15 +20 here?
Random: 1d20 ⇒ 2

BadMucus drinks a potion then fires an attack he thinks he's being slick but he was totally seen doing it. The arrow sails and sails seeming like it would never come down when all of a sudden a medium sized eagle falls from the heavens, an arrow with yellow fletching pierced through its neck.

Mummy:Hey you breaking the rules, you disquali.....

The eagle hits the ground

Mummy: get 10 points for eagle!!!!

The crowd of goblins erupt into cheers, an eagle of this size can feed the goblins for... hours?

Well you forgot the bow attack. So I rolled it, and then got a one, then I consulted the table and you got a 20. To make matters worse Mummy saw you drink something and is keeping an eye on you now. Oh adjudication how I loathe you

That was insane

"chib ghaal Badmucus!!!, Badmucus shrieks. ('mighty big boss')

Reta, not being very clever at cheating nor having any magical aids, continues to rely only on her skills with a bow.
Perception: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (19) + 10 = 29
Bow: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (12) + 8 = 20
1d20 ⇒ 7

Sadly due to the miss chance what originally looked like a super shot misses drifting far to the right of the gulls. A few goblins laugh but most are still enthralled by the eagle that Badmucus downed moments earlier.

miss mechanic: 1d20 ⇒ 1

Mogmurch is irate at Badmucus hitting the eagle and all the goblins' roars of approval. Angrily, he throws a bomb at the eagle, setting it on fire in frustration.

Ranged touch 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (6) + 8 = 14

Damage 2d6 + 3 ⇒ (6, 3) + 3 = 12

Moggy won't throw a bomb if someone is near the eagle. I dont want to threaten anyone, but if the eagle is by itself, I want to burn it to a crisp!

After being shot, Poog, in anger, (and not entirely sure if the others really are that dumb and the chicken goblins are just ambushing them), will throw his bow at the direction of the arrow and unleash a blast of death energy, (a everyone). "How dare you strike Poog, the son of Zarongel!!!" 2d6 ⇒ (4, 4) = 8 <Will 12 1/2>

Moggy you are blonfolded you have now idea where the eagle is.

Poog decided against a second shot and decided to cjannel negative energy. Let's see those will saves

Will: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 2 = 14

Will: 1d20 ⇒ 2

Will Save: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

Wll save 1d20 ⇒ 12

No chickengoblins? :(

Mummy screams at the results of the channel.

Mummy:"If you want to shoot again Chieftan in waiting Poog you find your bow with blindfold on."

Let's go with a 25% chance to find it for the last and final round

Badmucus and Chuffy both took 8 points ofdamage last round, while Reta and Mogmurch only took 4.

Score Board

Moggy 4
Chuffy 3
Badmucus 12
Reta 0
Poog 2

Same thing this round. Perception, Attack with Bow, d20 roll, and a % roll for Poogie.

"Ow." Chuffy looks a little sick from Poog's negative temper tantrum. "Stoopid Poog not know how to take joke."

Perception: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (20) + 9 = 29
Attack with Bow: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (19) + 7 = 26
Random: 1d20 ⇒ 20

0_o Wow

Chuffy fires an awesome shot that leaves a seagull plummeting from the sky.

"Six points for Chieftan in waiting Chuffy"

"Six times three is... 16!! Chuffy win!"

bluff?: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 = 21

Mummy Spattleharsh shakes her head.

"Two more dares to go Chuffy Chief Wannabe. You can take off blindfold"

There are no stats given to Wise Mummy Spattleharsh, but looking at her dialouge would lead me to believe she is very smart, a little too smart for a goblin if you ask me.

Bad hisses at Poog codpiece of Zarongel.

Perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (10) + 5 = 15
Shoots: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (8) + 6 = 14
Random: 1d20 ⇒ 13

"Huh? Wazzat?" Chuffy looks at Mummy Spattleharsh. "Oh, yeah." He takes off his blindfold.

Perception 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24

Ranged 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (13) + 6 = 19

Random 1d20 ⇒ 12

Miss Mechanic Badmucus: 1d20 ⇒ 18

Mogmurch and Badmucus both shoot into the direction of the flock of seagulls, one of them falls out of the air when it hit's the ground a goblin runs to declare the color.

" RED!!!! "

As the goblin runner does his duty and screams, unaware of the incoming doom, he gets hit by an arrow with Yellow Fletching. As he lay dying the poor goblins last words were.

"Yellow too"

Wise Mummy Sprattleharsh can hardly contain her delight.

"Six points for Mogmurch, and one point for Badmucus. I never liked Crowface much anyhow."

Perception: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (1) + 10 = 11
Bow: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (3) + 8 = 11
1d20 ⇒ 12

This competition was probably Reta's best chance at points, and I will come out with 0. Hopefully this means I'm wasting all of my bad rolls on dares and this doesn't happen in battle.

Reta shoots in the wrong direction, the crowd of Birdcrunchers hurl insults at her for her terrible shot. Reta Bigbad is now being called Reta Shootsad.

The goblins in unison begin a chant. The chant soon turns into a roar.

"Reta Shootsad, Reta Shootsad, Reta Shootsad, Reta Shootsad, Reta Shootsad, Reta Shootsad, Reta Shootsad, Reta Shootsad."

Handy Dandy Miss Mechanic for Reta: 1d20 ⇒ 4

"Hee hee! Reeta Shoootsad! Reeta Shoootsad! Reeta Shoootsad!"

Bad pulls out a healing extract and pours it down the runner's throat - then yanks out the yellow arrow. Once the curing takes effect, he lifts up the dead-now-alive gobby and shouts, "Bad make Birdcrucher live!"

CLW extract: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6