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Suicide Quad (THE MOST INTENSE CROSSFIT(tm) WORKOUT-TRAINING VIDEO EVERRRRR! THE DAY IT STOPS BEING LEG-DAY IS THE DAY YOUR LEGS FINALLY TURN GREEN AND FALL OFF!!!1!)
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Spiceballs (Mel Brooks does DUNE, because he can - and should)
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KahnyaGnorc wrote: Avengers: Mendgame - The fight with Thanos resulted in so much torn clothing that the survivors turned repairing them into a game.
The Redator - The story of the Reddit stalker....
Block Panther - T'Chala throws some wicked block parties
Spider-Man: Into the Spider Versa - Peter Parker gets a new product placement car!
Block Panther - About an Wakandan prince and his wicked Jenga moves.
Block Panther - The Alt-Right is under assault on social media by the reasoned debate and sourced references of the Dora Milaje. There is only one solution, but two can play the multi-account game.
SpaceBills - When it was destroyed by LoneStar, the Giant Robot Maid wasn't paid for.
PaceBalls - Princess Vespa is super hot, so you can't go in there at ludicrous speed if you want the job done right.
GoatToucher wrote: SpaceBills - When it was destroyed by LoneStar, the Giant Robot Maid wasn't paid for. Space Bills - The Buffalo NFL team secretly recruits super-powered extra-terrestrials to help them win. Hilarity Ensues.
Spice Jam-The Looney Tunes gang does Dune. Less talk more gags!
Space Jim - Captain Kirk meets those lovable Looney Toons characters to stop a race of carnivorous aliens from claiming the people of Earth as food.
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The Empire Strikes Beck.
He knows what he did.
Fumarole wrote: The Empire Strikes Beck.
He knows what he did.
The Empire Strikes Bach - Like a Baroquen record.
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The Horse Awakens ("Wh-h-h-oooah, what the h-h-hell haaappened laaast niiiight...?" *rolls over in haybale, sees GoatToucher*)
The Last Jed - Post-apocalyptic Beverly Hillbillies.
Brogue One - ach aye!
One With the Wind - Zen and the Art of (Civil) War
Berth of a Nation - Just go around...
Mellow Submarine - Duuuuuuuuude...
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Bear and Loathing in Las Vegas (AKA The Hangover 4)
The Liszt Jedi - Sit back, John Williams.
Rouge One - Jin Erso is gettin' -fancy-!
Gone Witch the Wind - Alternative title for "The Wizard of Oz".
Firth of a Nation - Racism under the orders of a nervous Englishman
Yellow Submariner - IMPERIOUS GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
Captain America - Civil Bar: Cap tries to become a plaintiff's attorney.
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Avengers: Infinity Wear - You will never have to buy clothes any more.
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The Incredible Hull (a meek-mannered physicist transforms into a battleship whenever he gets angry - no, he can't pilot himself or sail on land or anything; he usually just kind of sits there, amidst whatever wreckage he's generated THIS time)
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Alita: Battle Angle - The war between the obtuse and isosceles just got interesting.
Anita: Battle Angel - Time for Gamergaters to get what's coming to them.
Alita: Tattle Angel - Snitches GIVE stitches.
The Past Jedi - they’re all gone now.
Rotocop- he’ll spin you right round baby right round.
Malice in wonderland. She hates you.
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Presentville - Where every day is someone's birthday.
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The Right Staff
The party wizard finally gets the loot he was looking for.
The Right Stiff - The undertaker has lost a body, and the hunt is ON!
A Few God Men - Heracles leads a group of demigods recruited by the marines.
Groundhug Day - Bill Murray is reliving the same day full of awkward hugs, over and over again...
Alita Cattle angel.
Alita battle angle.
A lite battle angel.
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The Wight Stuff - To the MOON! but first: to the Barrow Downs to settle some unfinished business.
A Few Goodman - The best possible use for a cloning program.
Groundhog Bay - Do all his movies seem the same to you?
Scent of a Loman (This old salesman's got a gimmick or two up his sleeve yet...!)
Cent of a Woman - penny for your thoughts?
Petty Woman - Mean Girls, grown up
M.A.S.S. - physicists deal with being in a war zone
B.A.S.H. - hackers deal with being in a war zone
C.A.S.H. - bankers deal . . . you get the idea
You probably did this, but...
YOLO, A Star Wars story
The Ninth Goat (unknown; the script for this movie spontaneously combusted as soon as it was finished printing, the computer on which it was typed was no longer capable of doing anything other than logging directly onto 4chan or running Purble Place, and all that remained of the screenwriter was a noisome dark stain on the carpet)
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Men Who Stare At Coats - Developing one's telekinetic abilities can leave one out in the cold.
The Great Mosque Detective (Vincent Price is scheming to take over the Caliphate, and only Nasreddin Hodja can stop him! Best remembered, however, for the "Cynocephali harem-girl" scene)
Fight at the Museum - Ol' Teddy fights DIRTY!
Dank Crystal - Those Skeksis memes!
The Lion Kong - Little did we know, Pride Rock is on Monster Island.
Darn Crystal - I sure am cross about that crystal and the fiddley-fate of the world!
Might at the Museum - You must first see the old before your can truly appreciate the Power of Youth! :toothy grin, "victory" sign:
SOLD: A Star Wars Story - A behind the scenes look at the acquisition of Lucasfilm's intellectual properties by Disney.
Star Wars: The Least Jedi - This movie has, like, TWO Jedi, tops.
Stab Wars: A New Hope - "The shank is an elegant weapon, for a more civilized age."
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Star Wars: The Umpire Strikes Back - Umpires turn the tables on diva MLB players.
This Island Oerth ("I may jam my ovipositor down your throat and lay my eggs in your stomach, buuut I'm NOT a mind flayer; may your forehead grow like the mighty Obad-Hai!")
Jurassic World: Fallon Kingdom - The Tonight Show, broadcast from Jurassic World theme park
The Great Muppet Paper (the adventures of a young film student and his lovable master's thesis on the life and work of Jim Henson)
The Muppets Fake Manhattan - Manhattan isn't real, man; it's a muppet conspiracy, man!
The Mullets: Felt hockey players have wacky adventures.
Muppets Bake Manhattan: "Four-Twenty: Blaze it erry day!" - Sam the Eagle
The Great Muppet *aper: In a crossover event with Law & Order: SVU, a deviant violator of puppets must be found before he can strike again. Kermit turns to the bottle to self-medicate his depression. Fozzie will never be the same.
The Greet Lebowski - The Dude abides as a Wal-Mart greeter.
Bedknobs and Boomsticks (Angela Lansbury uses her lovable witchcraft to aid in the European conquest of the Americas; also starring David Tomlinson as Hernán Cortés)
Iran Man: The hero Persia deserves.
The Black Window: Natasha had her goth phase where she didn't want any sunlight in her room...
The Incredible Hunk: I think Moto-Moto likes you!
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Star Wars: The Rest of Skywalker - Luke's hand is back, and it is pissed.
Ocean's a Lemon (George Clooney is the narrator of this superbly terrifying documentary about ocean acidification)
My Little Phony A live action version of the My Little Pony movie. When it starts making a lot of money, Hasbro will sue.
FRANK (Leslie Nielsen is reanimated by a drug that can only keep him alive so long as he keeps doing nonstop Police Squad! schtick)
The -Pation of the Christ (As His broken body languishes upon the cross, His tortured limbs begin to quiver with...)
The Cagemaster (preteen scaredy-cat Macaulay Culkin must learn courage by facing "Horror" [Andre the Giant], "Adventure" [Randy Savage], and "Fantasy" [Chyna] IN THE OCTOGOOOOON!!! - also featuring Jesse Ventura as "Political Thriller", and The Rock because of course he's in this, he's in f*!*ing everything now)
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