Iran man - The tale of the islamic avenger and his sword to destroy the heathens in the name of the revolution!
Tron Man
Heavy Medal so named for the heroine's only significant article of clothing
Bern After Reading documentary of the Senator's nighttime routine, which turns out to be very boring
Farenheit 51
A story of a chilly autumn afternoon. Book burning is also in there somewhere.
Jurassic Pork
The Lion, the ditch and the wardrobe
Mall Street 2, shoppers never sleep
SEW (horrifyingly boring, spawning a franchise of yawners)
I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:
The Atomic Bran
Ravedwellers
Engels' Revenge
Sidhehackers
Mitchelle
Looks like someone's an MST3K fan. Here are a few you missed:
Camera vs. Guiron
Prince of Persia: The Hands of Time and Manos: The Sands of Fate
Fugitive Allen (Parts 1&2!)
Crash of the Moods
The Horror of Farty Beach
EDIT: That last one's a real stinker! (See what I did there?)
TED (Tired and Extremely Dangerous)
Star Cars
Baby Drider (From the visionary director that brought you Drider Man)
Ghost in the Shill
Blade Punner
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I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote: Ghost in the Schell Kudos! The elusive Maximilian Schell reference on the internet!
Manos: the Hands of Fat
Plant Nine From Outer Space
Plan Nice From Outer Space
The Bran That Wouldn't Die
Bucket of Flood
Little Slop of Horrors
You've Got Tail a romantic comedy about the early days of furry porn
The Pocky Horror Picture Show
A Tong Engagement
The Iran Giant - sequel to Iran Man
Pron - a man gets teleported into a computer today
Dragon - Fourth and final prequel
Manos: The Hands of Nate
It's about a Spanish guy named Nate and his hands.
House of Fax
Primary Coors
L for Vendetta in a dystopian near-future Britain where nobody knows how to spell anymore, a mysterious masked limey will learn to kill....
Sissyl wrote: The Pocky Horror Picture Show
A Tong Engagement
The Iran Giant - sequel to Iran Man
Pron - a man gets teleported into a computer today
Dragon - Fourth and final prequel
I would totally watch the pocky horror show.
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The Kink's Speech
The Frying Game
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The Lust King of Scotland
The Man-Ho Would Be King
The King and IT
It Robot
It want to live(Monster on death row)
Monsters INT (dragons, mind flayers, liches, and all the other "smarter than you" creatures conspire to conquer the world)
Goy Story (a mild-mannered Midwestern Protestant marries a New York Jew; hijinks ensue when he goes to meet her meshugga in-laws)
IP (a nihilistic old man searches for online privacy, discovers the adventure of a lifetime)
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Tom Story (the rise and fall of MySpace)
TIT (every 27 years, a buxom clown appears in the small town of Dairy, Maine and loves up a dozen or so natives. An erotic horror story.)
IT'S! (an increasing disheveled British television presenter spends years attempting to engage people, only to have disaster strike before he can utter a second word)
Wonder Women (the trials and tribulations of a courageous group of workers attempting to unionize the industrial baking industry)
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Superman: Can of Steel (Lois Lane spends two hours admiring Clark Kent's "Back Porch", and they ain't in Smallville, you dig me?)
Superman: Man of Steal (An orphaned Kryptonian boy lands on Earth and is left to fend for himself on the mean streets of Metropolis' Suicide Slum. He develops super powers, which he uses to become the city's preeminent cat burglar)
HeilBoy (An alternate timeline wherein Professor Bruttenholm did not arrive in time and the demon child was summoned and raised in the third Reich.)
GellBoy (The adventures of everyone's favorite cigar chomping demon-man in the 1980's! There were some... regrettable hairstyle choices.)
Blame Trinity (Wesley Snipes has opinions about what ruined the second and third Matrix films.)
Out of Lime (Amanda Seyfried and Justin Timberlake race against the clock to find ingredients for their Margarita party.)
Out of Tim (Amanda Seyfried and Justin Timberlake race against the clock to find... Tim.)
Gout of Time Amanda Seyfried and Justin Timberlake race against the clock to manage their inflammatory joint pain.)
Hellbog
Hallboy
Hullboy
Iron Can
Iron Fan
Iron Mon
Iron Mane
Diredevil
Curs
Cats
Tory story
Toy Store
Star Wary
Boy Soldiers
Tory Soldiers
Dark zero thirsty
Bayman
Batwatch
Boywatch
Bagwatch
Buywatch
Hellbay
Hellbuy
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DareEvil (Matt Murdock opens up to his darker side.)
Duke Cage (A street level hero who inherits a royal title from an obscure childless relative.)
Nuke Cage (A street level hero with radiation powers.)
Fluke Cage (A street level hero who can control probability.)
Luke Age (A man is sent to jail for a crime he didn't commit, and submits to experiments in exchange for an early release. These experiments has an unexpected side effect.)
Luke Page (A street level librarian.)
Ron Fist (A look inside the sex lives of everyone's favorite wizard couple.)
Iroh Fist (The heir to the throne of the fire nation walks away from responsibility and into the mystical city of Kun-Lun following the death of his son, where he receives martial arts training.)
Iron Fisk (A NYC crime lord buys his way into the mystical city of Kun-Lun.)
Iron List (Having returned from ten years training in the mystical city of Kun-Lun, billionaire Danny Rand has a lot of laundry to catch up on.)
The Punished (The erotic adventures of Frank Castle.)
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Tom Raider (Sellek, Brady, Bosley, Brokaw, Hiddleston, Udall, Clancy, Riddle, Hanks...one by one and in that order, Angelina Jolie seduces and kills them all, then ransacks and burns down their homes; licensed video game is in the works)
Womb Raider - Hmmmm... let's not describe that.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote: The Lust King of Scotland starring Sean Connery
The Man-Ho Would Be King also starring Sean Connery
The King and IT starring Tim Curry in BOTH lead roles
Fixed that for myself.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote: Tom Raider (Sellek, Brady, Bosley, Brokaw, Hiddleston, Udall, Clancy, Riddle, Hanks...one by one and in that order, Angelina Jolie seduces and kills them all, then ransacks and burns down their homes; licensed video game is in the works) Mmm... Describe the Bosley scene to me.
...slowly...
Clades of glory - taxonomy action thriller
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Pern Gully (faerie dragons defend their home from myconid industrialists)
Iran Fist: A boy who lost his entire family to the terrorists, returns from training in the mystical city of Kun-Lun, seeking revenge.
The Glue Movie - About an old horse
The S%@+e Movie - Scottish view of dead horses
The Bed Movie - A use for the heads of dead horses
Air Plane! (a tormented pilot, his estranged girlfriend, and a wacky physician battle bad rations, bad memories, and hostile air elementals)
Star Trek: Fist Contact (the Enterprise-D crew goes back in time, teams up with Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan)
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I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote: Star Trek: Fist Contact (the Enterprise-D crew goes back in time, teams up with Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan) Not only would I pay to see it I would buy the DVD and all the merchandise involved with that movie.
Sissyl wrote: Pacific Zim HE IS GOING TO SING THE DOOM SONG NOW!
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Star Trek: First Contract(2 hours of Legalese)
Philo Pharnyx wrote: X-Men: Days of Future Pabst I'll drink to that one. :D
Star Trek: The Search for Spook (the ever-inclusive Enterprise crew welcomes its first openly undead crew member)
Barman vs. Superman: what happens what the man of steel drinks too much and has to be kicked out of a local pub.
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Pathfinder Maps, Rulebook, Starfinder Maps, Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber
(Didn't see this one.)
Jews!
The Geat Train Robbery (Beowulf leads a raid on a time-traveling locomotive)
Bass Baby: A film by David Cronenberg
The Great Grain Robbery
The Great Train Robbert
Laws!
Jars!
Saws!
Jams!
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