Snark Powers activate

[Dana Huber]

Okay, hit a Bingo on a card. Good enough for tonight.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Honestly, I'm really enjoying one or two of these joke items. They're a good sight better than their opponents. I kinda hope they survive the cull.

[Rabbitball]

Murderhobo Union Representative wrote:

Jeff Lee wrote:

Wow. That item takes murderhoboing to a whole new level.

What the heck is that s'posed to mean?

It means you're being replaced by technology, sorry to say... :(

[The black raven]

Far too many very low CLs. I am pretty sure items cannot exist with a CL below 3.

Ah. The good old USA have gone to sleep, and perchance dream of after-culling items ;-)

[Trekkie90909]

Hrm, my item mojo must be low. I can read this thread and have a pretty good idea about which items people are talking about. I read the praise thread and I'm completely lost.

[Kalindlara]

The black raven wrote:

Far too many very low CLs. I am pretty sure items cannot exist with a CL below 3.

They can - see the ring of feather falling - but it's very rare. ^_^

[Jeff Lee]

The black raven wrote:

Far too many very low CLs. I am pretty sure items cannot exist with a CL below 3.

Au contraire, mon frere...

[Jeff Lee]

I wish these items would stop wanting to maim me just to get me to use their powers. If I'm doing that, I'll go big and start out on a quest for the Head of Vecna.

[Mike Franke]

Here is a modern electronic device, there is another modern electronic device.

Here is a device that uses modern scientific language there is another ...

[Mike Franke]

Now I have to choose between a cool idea with obvious errors in formatting and grammar and a solidly written spell in a can ... sigh ...

[Mike Franke]

Still looking for the item that makes me cut myself to use it ... ooh there it is!

[Jeff Harris 982]

Ahh the ancient ethical quandary of RPGSS.

[TimsterMon]

Cojones, not sure if the spelling is correct....

[The black raven]

Both items have the last word in the item name starting with "Compa". What's the chance ?

[The black raven]

Many smokey items. Gust of wind is going to become pretty popular.

[The black raven]

2 items that make attacks from undead far less deadly. Which is most enticing ?

[The black raven]

I noticed that I go for even a small bit of mojo over a boring item.

[The black raven]

Can an item be both too good and too bad ?

Sadly, yes :-/

[The black raven]

Having several lines of requirements should make you reconsider your item

[The black raven]

Several items that begin with a primary ability restricted to a specific Class then add abilities that seem open to everyone. I think presenting it the other way around is less confusing.

[MaxAstro]

Hm. Joke item vs IP reference item... but the IP reference is subtle, and the item is well-designed. I don't feel bad about voting it up.

[Le Petite Mort]

You know, that's a really cool ability. Too bad it is tossed in as one sentence at the end of the item, is completely unrelated to the other effects, and is far more powerful than anything else the item does.

Oh, and don't forget that the ability is in no way tied into concrete mechanics.

[The black raven]

You are a boring SiaC, but that is still better than the nightmare for the GM on the other side.

[MaxAstro]

And now we have two items that are simple variants on existing items.

Let's vote for the one that isn't also an overcomplicated random dice item.

[MaxAstro]

If this item is as likely to hinder me as help me, why would I use it? Especially if it is a random dice item on top of that..

[The black raven]

And now I have to upvote the Inn in a Can :-/

[The black raven]

2 items with metamagic feats in their requirements. And neither is Wondrous. Cute

[Le Petite Mort]

Is...is that italicized flavor text? Oh, oh god. Is it a quote?

How many colorless mana do I pay for the equip cost?

[The black raven]

If it's a random effect, you could at least give a table. Especially with that wordcount.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Your "once per day" ability has a duration so long and so flexible that I can't think of any reason a party would ever be without it.

[Rabbitball]

I before E...

[DM_aka_Dudemeister]

Snake. Snake? Snaaaaaaake!!!!

[The black raven]

That is a very nice item. The crunch could be better though. Still good enough to be upvoted ;-)

[The black raven]

Interesting formatting. Not the one required though.

[The black raven]

That is not really a slot, you know.

[The black raven]

Psychologist item. Never thought I would see this.

[Le Petite Mort]

DM_aka_Dudemeister wrote:

Snake. Snake? Snaaaaaaake!!!!

Pretty sure I know exactly what item you're talking about here.

I thought it was very cool, but VASTLY under-priced.

[The black raven]

Several spy items / truth items this season. Is the Vigilante to blame ? Ultimate Intrigue cannot arrive soon enough.

[The black raven]

That is not a slot either :-/

[The black raven]

Most obsidian is black, just so you know.

[The black raven]

This is undercosted, as in multiply the price by 5 at the very least

[The black raven]

2 items that you can use as scrolls in 2 successive pairings. What are the odds ?

[Vadims Hesins]

The black raven wrote:

That is not a slot either :-/

On a similar note, if an item is slotless, it doesn't have to further specify which non-slot it totally doesn't occupy.

[Cthulhu_DMs]

This wondrous item does not actually do anything you say...take all of my gold anyway

[The black raven]

Here comes the non-formatted less than original item :-(

I still feel dirty having to upvote that other piece of junk

[The black raven]

Your view of normal for a PC is far too narrow. Your GM plays only Core, right ;-)