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I burn everything. But since the cat has already been torched once, the daisies take priority.
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I will not tolerate this cruelty to cats...I will declare war upon the goblin nations if the torching of Cats continue...we cats are not just cute playthings for you to burn.
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I burn everything. But since the cat has already been torched once, the daisies take priority.
But, but... flower kitteh is sooooooooo CUTE!
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I will not tolerate this cruelty to cats...I will declare war upon the goblin nations if the torching of Cats continue...we cats are not just cute playthings for you to burn.
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Has he MET us?!
1. We declared war on... pretty much everybody as soon as we realized there were other species to pick on!
2. EVERYTHING is a cute plaything for me to burn!
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I will not tolerate this cruelty to cats...I will declare war upon the goblin nations if the torching of Cats continue...we cats are not just cute playthings for you to burn....
Has he MET us?!
1. We declared war on... pretty much everybody as soon as we realized there were other species to pick on!
2. EVERYTHING is a cute plaything for me to burn!
Actually until you pay back taxes on your ship in order to get it out of the impound marina you can't declare wars anymore.
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I have a ship?
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Er, YEAH! I HAVE A SHIP!
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Is this the one I blew up, the one I burned to the waterline, the one I steered onto the shoals to make a fun cracking noise, or the one I haven't stolen yet?
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Is this the one I blew up, the one I burned to the waterline, the one I steered onto the shoals to make a fun cracking noise, or the one I haven't stolen yet?
*scratches chin*
It might be the third one, or it could be the fourth one. You'd have to go see for yourself to make sure.
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Is this the one I blew up, the one I burned to the waterline, the one I steered onto the shoals to make a fun cracking noise, or the one I haven't stolen yet?
Yarr!
Phantom Ship syndrome - 'tis a dreadful affliction.
My prescription be:
Stop mixing yer rum wi' aircraft fuel, ya little tyke.
Job done. Pirate Nurse, batten down the [censored] and we'll set sail for Booty Island!
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Stop mixing yer rum wi' aircraft fuel, ya little tyke.
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People put RUM in their aircraft fuel?! Savages!
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OK, so here's the plan...
MP, you and Hunt go in and distract the guards of the impound lot while Captain Killjoy and I set the impound on fire.
After that, I'm sure we will think of someway to get the ship out!
HUZZAH!!!!
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OK, so here's the plan...
MP, you and Hunt go in and distract the guards of the impound lot while Captain Killjoy and I set the impound on fire.
After that, I'm sure we will think of someway to get the ship out!
HUZZAH!!!!
BRILLIANT!
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...this goes under the general clause that "every plan is better if it involves setting something on fire", I take it?
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Really, old thing, it's just not even a PLAN unless it involves setting something on fire...
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OK, sounds good except for one detail:
How do Hunt and I get out before everything goes up in smoke?
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Seems like you will just have to improvise. Don't worry. What is the worst that could happen?
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They get away unscathed?
Er...
Ignore that.
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OOOOOO, it's Kitty's birthday today! Happy Birthday!
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Happy Birthday Kitty! I'm really surprised you lasted this...
...ummm....
...by all that I mean many happy returns and your continued survival of Rysky's "attentions".
Now if you excuse me, I have to gear up for a distraction mission.
Now where did I put that rubber duckie filled with C4?
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Happy Birthday Kitty! I'm really surprised you lasted this...
...ummm....
...by all that I mean many happy returns and your continued survival of Rysky's "attentions".
Now if you excuse me, I have to gear up for a distraction mission.
Now where did I put that rubber duckie filled with C4?
She earned a modified Repatedly Drained Template.
The duckies are still in the For Actual Bathing Bathroom I believe.
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Hello Mistress Rysky,
How are you doing?
Since I am home alone this weekend I have to put the two cats out when I go out tonight....one of them is prettyeasy....Floyd represents a problem though...
He really hates going out during the day....I mean hates as in claws of blood....he once scratched up my sister so bad she needed stitches (my sister had it coming though)
Can you give me in advice in kitty wrangle?
Also Happy Birthday Mistress Rysky's Kitty.
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Hello Mistress Rysky,
How are you doing?
Since I am home alone this weekend I have to put the two cats out when I go out tonight....one of them is prettyeasy....Floyd represents a problem though...
He really hates going out during the day....I mean hates as in claws of blood....he once scratched up my sister so bad she needed stitches (my sister had it coming though)
Can you give me in advice in kitty wrangle?
Also Happy Birthday Mistress Rysky's Kitty.
Good so far, how about you John? ^w^
... why do you need to put the kitties out?
I am doing good...it is quiet here.
They would need to go to the bathroom...I will be out late tonight.
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If it's any help, I used to find wrapping the pussycat in a towel worked OK.
Use an old one, though, as ours tended to pee all over it once mummified.
Also, happy birthday to Devoted Pet Kitty :)
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Ah, no litterboxes.
Hmm, wait, you'll be out late? Ooo fun plans? :3
Yeah! Give us details! So that we can...
...fully appreciate the fun you are about to have...
...yeah...that.
0:)
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...riiiiiight.
Anyways, happy birthday, Pet Kitty. :)
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Do you have those long like socks that go up to your knees? I put those on when i have to wrangle a cat. often their little clawsies get stuck in the cloth and save your skin.
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Ah, no litterboxes.
Hmm, wait, you'll be out late? Ooo fun plans? :3
Floyd was not happy with me. He was not wanting when I got home...
It was not the good kind of fun...I was just running a game at a friends house who lives an hour away. We tend to go late.
As I said that kind of fun never happens to me :(
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As I said that kind of fun never happens to me :(
Preach.
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Floyd was not happy with me. He was not wanting when I got home...Ah, no litterboxes.
Hmm, wait, you'll be out late? Ooo fun plans? :3
All of our cats have been litterbox trained. I'd go nuts if I had to let them in and out for bathroom breaks, especially as they love to sit by the door and act like the want out, only to come right back in, then want back out... Plus, while the yard is fenced in, our Florida raccoons are horrible vile disease-carriers 3x bigger than housecats; they often won't back down from large dogs or people, so a cat would stand little chance. So no outside potty breaks after dinner until morning.
It was not the good kind of fun...I was just running a game at a friends house who lives an hour away. We tend to go late.
As I said that kind of fun never happens to me :(
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It was not the good kind of fun...I was just running a game at a friends house who lives an hour away. We tend to go late.
As I said that kind of fun never happens to me :(
{squishes out from under sofa, sneak attacks Kretzer for hugs, scurries off}
Floyd was not happy with me. He was not wanting when I got home...Ah, no litterboxes.
Hmm, wait, you'll be out late? Ooo fun plans? :3
All of our cats have been litterbox trained. I'd go nuts if I had to let them in and out for bathroom breaks, especially as they love to sit by the door and act like the want out, only to come right back in, then want back out... Plus, while the yard is fenced in, our Florida raccoons are horrible vile disease-carriers 3x bigger than housecats; they often won't back down from large dogs or people, so a cat would stand little chance. So no outside potty breaks after dinner until morning.
:(It was not the good kind of fun...I was just running a game at a friends house who lives an hour away. We tend to go late.
As I said that kind of fun never happens to me :(
They are trained...but not well I guess. At least Misty is not. She uses it at times...and than does not. I could have left Floyd inside...but he would have gotten destructive if he could not get out between 8 and 9.
But yeah they will stand by the door...and not go out. Floyd has a habit of going in through the back door and immediately goes to the front door.
Though my favorite all time cat and door shenanigans has to be what my cat Fudge would do. He would go to the front wanting to go out. You would open it and it was raining...so he would go to the back door to see if it was raining there. I think it worked once for him too.
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Let's say it is a problem that has a solution.