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Limeylongears wrote:
45 quatloos says that the 'wampi goes down in the fifth.

Pugwampi inherently skew the odds. It could be much faster or take centuries. No bet.


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Hello Mistress Rysky,

Is there anything worse than feeling completely alone and isolated while being in a group of people?

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John Kretzer wrote:

Hello Mistress Rysky,

Is there anything worse than feeling completely alone and isolated while being in a group of people?

Not really, no.

*offers hugs*


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John Kretzer wrote:
Is there anything worse than feeling completely alone and isolated while being in a group of people?

Being on fire at the same time?!

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Captain Killjoy wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Is there anything worse than feeling completely alone and isolated while being in a group of people?
Being on fire at the same time?!

At least you're warm and/or the fire is cuddling you.


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Give a person a cuddle, and they are warmed for the evening.
Teach a person to cuddle fire, and they are warmed for the rest of their life.

>_>

<_<

{when no one is looking, sekritly hugs Master Kretzer (without fire), runs off}


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What was the last, or maybe last 3, musicians/bands you've discovered as personal new ones to listen to?

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The Fiend Fantastic wrote:
What was the last, or maybe last 3, musicians/bands you've discovered as personal new ones to listen to?

*scratches head*

Um, Rob Bailey and The Hustle Standard, Nonpoint, and Machine Head (good workout music).


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{opens fresh* can of SQUAM, makes a pitcher of colortinis, and starts binging on new season of Pugjack Wampman}

(* fresh = less than two decades old.)

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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:

{opens fresh* can of SQUAM, makes a pitcher of colortinis, and starts binging on new season of Pugjack Wampman}

(* fresh = less than two decades old.)

Did you bring enough for everyone?


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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:

{opens fresh* can of SQUAM, makes a pitcher of colortinis, and starts binging on new season of Pugjack Wampman}

(* fresh = less than two decades old.)

With extra tentacles?


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Limeylongears wrote:
Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:

{opens fresh* can of SQUAM, makes a pitcher of colortinis, and starts binging on new season of Pugjack Wampman}

(* fresh = less than two decades old.)

With extra tentacles?

Yep! Plus ink sacks that have been puréed! :D

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Master Pugwampi wrote:
Limeylongears wrote:
Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:

{opens fresh* can of SQUAM, makes a pitcher of colortinis, and starts binging on new season of Pugjack Wampman}

(* fresh = less than two decades old.)

With extra tentacles?
Yep! Plus ink sacks that have been puréed! :D

Extra tentacles are always appreciated.


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Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:

Hello Mistress Rysky,

Is there anything worse than feeling completely alone and isolated while being in a group of people?

Not really, no.

*offers hugs*

What about feeling completely alone and isolated while being in a group of people... with B.O.?

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Lemmy Z wrote:
Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:

Hello Mistress Rysky,

Is there anything worse than feeling completely alone and isolated while being in a group of people?

Not really, no.

*offers hugs*

What about feeling completely alone and isolated while being in a group of people... with B.O.?

Make them suffer too!


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Rysky wrote:
Lemmy Z wrote:
Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:

Hello Mistress Rysky,

Is there anything worse than feeling completely alone and isolated while being in a group of people?

Not really, no.

*offers hugs*

What about feeling completely alone and isolated while being in a group of people... with B.O.?
Make them suffer too!

So... Counter B.O. with B.O.?

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Lemmy Z wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Lemmy Z wrote:
Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:

Hello Mistress Rysky,

Is there anything worse than feeling completely alone and isolated while being in a group of people?

Not really, no.

*offers hugs*

What about feeling completely alone and isolated while being in a group of people... with B.O.?
Make them suffer too!
So... Counter B.O. with B.O.?

Oh, they're the ones with B.O.?

In that case you have a valid reason for leaving.


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Maybe use an Axe-fueled flamethrower?

If you spray enough Febreze on a stinky person, will they disappear?

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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:

Maybe use an Axe-fueled flamethrower?

If you spray enough Febreze on a stinky person, will they disappear?

Yes. Usually by running away.

Especially if you aim at the face.


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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:

Maybe use an Axe-fueled flamethrower?

If you spray enough Febreze on a stinky person, will they disappear?

FLAMETHROWER FUELLED AXE.


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Mistress Rysky,

Should there be a pun corruption?


Ooh! Ooh! More like a pun purification!

A Punification, as it were!

After all, it is a kind of Punishment! :D

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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:

Mistress Rysky,

Should there be a pun corruption?

It is infectious...

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Tacticslion wrote:

Ooh! Ooh! More like a pun purification!

A Punification, as it were!

After all, it is a kind of Punishment! :D

Out.


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Hah! The succubus hates it! The proof is in the pudding! Truly it's hallowed touch is too much for her corrupted flesh!

slipsoutofthreadquickly

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Tacticslion wrote:

Hah! The succubus hates it! The proof is in the pudding! Truly it's hallowed touch is too much for her corrupted flesh!

slipsoutofthreadquickly

No, I just have standards.


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Oh, don't be so pundantic.

...

...

...

...I'll see myself into the flagellation chamber.

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Dragoncat wrote:

Oh, don't be so pundantic.

...

...

...

...I'll see myself into the flagellation chamber.

-_-

You do that.


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Ooof. We're gonna need a bigger wet noodle. [/Brody]


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It's the cream of the crop!

Watch out for the DragonCat o'Nine Tails!

WU-ooomp *WHPSH!* *ow!*

"What's that?"

"A flog-horn! Ha! Ha! Ha!"

Oh no no no no:

"So you're up sh!t creek with a paddle, then?"

"No, I always walk like this"


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I...I... need to just favorite the last 2 pages all together


Vidmaster7 wrote:
I...I... need to just favorite the last 2 pages all together

Yyyyyeeeessssss... let the love and magnanimosity and kindness and generous spirit flow through you~! :D


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you know I feel your using some sort of tactic on me If i said i wasn't suspicious id be lion..... <so very sorry move along move along nothing to see here.>

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*head* *desk*

*head* *desk*

*head* *desk*

GOBLINS! I NEED ANOTHER FIRESALE!


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YAYYYYYYYYYY!


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{staggers in, charred and still smoldering} YAYYYYYYYYYY!


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Ummm...Yay?

*sees Hunt*

*sigh*

I'll get the bactine...again....


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YAYYYYYYYYYY!


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FIREBOMBS FOR EVERYONE!


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HABSOLUTELY!


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*wanders out of the flagellation chamber with fresh scars*

Hey, what's going on now--

*FOOOOM!*

OH GOD OH GOD THE BURNING!


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♫♪ Trogdor was a 'wampi
I mean, he was a balor 'wampi
Or maybe he was just a balor
But he was still Trogdor!
Trogdor!
Trogdor!...
♫♪

>_>

<_<

{nibbles on own seared arm} I am delicious!


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OH GOODY!

CRISPY GREMLIN BITES!


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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:

♫♪ Trogdor was a 'wampi

I mean, he was a balor 'wampi
Or maybe he was just a balor
But he was still Trogdor!
Trogdor!
Trogdor!...
♫♪

>_>

<_<

{nibbles on own seared arm} I am delicious!

*wraps Hunt up like a mummy from head to toe*

Stop that! It could get infected! Then you will smell funny and attract more goblins!

...

OK, that might actually be funny. Carry on! :)


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*wanders back into the thread, now furless, scarred, burned and really grumpy*

Ow.


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Dragoncat wrote:

*wanders back into the thread, now furless, scarred, burned and really grumpy*

Ow.

{spritzes with Dr. Bunner's All-One Hair Tonic & Figaro Fertilizer and then waits for results}


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*Prepares more torches so the funny screams and delightful smells need never go away*


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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
Dragoncat wrote:

*wanders back into the thread, now furless, scarred, burned and really grumpy*

Ow.

{spritzes with Dr. Bunner's All-One Hair Tonic & Figaro Fertilizer and then waits for results}

*fur spontaneously regrows and burn scars heal*

Oh, thanks. :)

*fur suddenly blooms into a bunch of daisies*

*sigh* ...you know what? Screw it, I can live with this.


BURN THE DAISIES!


Why? Are you allergic to daisies?

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