John Kretzer |
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John Kretzer wrote:{squishes out from under sofa, sneak attacks Kretzer for 1d6 hugs, scurries off}It was not the good kind of fun...I was just running a game at a friends house who lives an hour away. We tend to go late.
As I said that kind of fun never happens to me :(
Ah I missed this before...this was why I was rolling so crappy that night.
You probably saved my player's lives....Curse You!
Janka Fastgut |
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Looks up from a leather bound volume, sighs, and pulls out a pipe from his smoking jacket
One should always be on the lookout for gremlins, my dear chap. They have a most tiresome tendency to afflict you with their presence.
Nothing at all like goblins, of course. No similarity at all.
Yeah! We don't afflict people with our presence: we inflict our presence on people!
....
BTW Wilkins, are you READING?!?!?!?!?
Rysky |
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Wilkins, Goblin Scholar wrote:Looks up from a leather bound volume, sighs, and pulls out a pipe from his smoking jacket
One should always be on the lookout for gremlins, my dear chap. They have a most tiresome tendency to afflict you with their presence.
Nothing at all like goblins, of course. No similarity at all.
Yeah! We don't afflict people with our presence: we inflict our presence on people!
....
BTW Wilkins, are you READING?!?!?!?!?
It's a pop up picture book.
GreenDragon1133 |
GreenDragon1133 wrote:Ish okay to be innocent :3Rysky wrote:I'm not sure whether to blame lack of sleep or insufficiently dirty mind.GreenDragon1133 wrote:... I misread that as something else at first.Cole Deschain wrote:John Kretzer wrote:As I said that kind of fun never happens to me :(Preach.Dittos.
also, belated felicitations.
Blaming it on the sleep. Family got me two new windows for my kitchen, been spending the weekend installing from 9am to 7pm. Then gaming afterward. I've had about 9 hours in the last 48.
Limeylongears |
Janka Fastgut wrote:It's a pop up picture book.Wilkins, Goblin Scholar wrote:Looks up from a leather bound volume, sighs, and pulls out a pipe from his smoking jacket
One should always be on the lookout for gremlins, my dear chap. They have a most tiresome tendency to afflict you with their presence.
Nothing at all like goblins, of course. No similarity at all.
Yeah! We don't afflict people with our presence: we inflict our presence on people!
....
BTW Wilkins, are you READING?!?!?!?!?
What's worse, it's either the 'Pop-up Goblin Kama Sutra', or the 'Pop-up Goblin 50 Shades'...
Rysky |
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Rysky wrote:What's worse, it's either the 'Pop-up Goblin Kama Sutra', or the 'Pop-up Goblin 50 Shades'...Janka Fastgut wrote:It's a pop up picture book.Wilkins, Goblin Scholar wrote:Looks up from a leather bound volume, sighs, and pulls out a pipe from his smoking jacket
One should always be on the lookout for gremlins, my dear chap. They have a most tiresome tendency to afflict you with their presence.
Nothing at all like goblins, of course. No similarity at all.
Yeah! We don't afflict people with our presence: we inflict our presence on people!
....
BTW Wilkins, are you READING?!?!?!?!?
-_-
There's nothing wrong with a goblin Kama Sutra, but the goblin who drew 50 Shades is a complete quack who has absolutely no idea how BDSM works, and has most likely never even had vanilla sex, let alone rough stuff.
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A few highlights:
--After a particularly grueling Champion-level dungeon run, I come back to the Hamlet to find my Man-at-Arms got blackout drunk and misplaced a valuable trinket. Now, this sort of thing has happened before, and always to minor baubles like Bloody Herbs and other common trinkets.
My Man-at-Arms happened to misplace a severed head in a bag.
The mind boggles at how he did that. And why on Earth would he even TAKE a severed head with him into a tavern?!
--I once sent a Leper to the Brothel (because I upgraded it more than most other things in the Abbey) for a week, and when I came back from another run... well, I got the Laundry Day town event (Brothel is closed, Bar & Gambling Hall are both 50% off).
--After beating one of the Siren bosses in the Cove, my Crusader came back with the Love Interest negative quirk (can only go to the Brothel for stress relief). Incidentally, he was the only one charmed by the Siren during the fight.
--You know how sometimes, your heroes will get kicked out of the Brothel because they got the Deviant Tastes quirk (can't go to the Brothel anymore, for reasons best left to discretion)? Imagine the conversation that had to have happened when it happens to your Occultist (mage who attacks with curses and eldritch tentacles) and Houndmaster (who directs his dog to do most of the fighting for him).
Come to think of it, most of the stuff I considered funny had to do with the Brothel in some fashion...
Rysky |
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Ah, yeah, if one thing I'm lucky with Death's Door, had Man At Arms and Abominations completely tank entire levels while going in and out of it.
The MaA (angels preserve him) took 7 hits in a row while on Death's Door before he finally dropped.
And the only boss I've fought is the first Necromancer. There was the weekly event that lifted the level restrictions, so I brought all my level 4s XD
One DEAD Necromancer.
Dragoncat |
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Alrighty then! These'll only be for the main eight bosses...
I would recommend the following team: a Leper in Rank 1, a Man-at-Arms or Abomination in rank 2, a Grave Robber or Plague Doctor in rank 3, and a Vestal or Occultist in rank 4.
I would recommend the following team: a Hellion in Rank 1, a Man-at-Arms in Rank 2, a Highwayman, Grave Robber or Arbalest in Rank 3, and a Vestal in rank 4. A Houndmaster would also be a good pick if you're running a team built around marking targets.
I would recommend the following team: a Hellion in Rank 1, a Bounty Hunter in Rank 2, a Houndmaster or Highwayman in Rank 3, and a Vestal or Occultist in Rank 4.
I would recommend the following team: a Leper in Rank 1, a Highwayman in Rank 2, a Jester, Grave Robber or Arbalest in Rank 3, and a Vestal or Occultist in Rank 4.
Just make sure you have something to debuff Wilbur's dodging once you kill the Swine King.
I would recommend the following team: a Leper/Crusader/Hellion/Bounty Hunter/Man-at-Arms in Rank 1, a Houndmaster in Rank 2, an Arbalest in Rank 3, and an Occultist in Rank 4.
Seriously--a party that can hit two or more sections of the Flesh at a time will cause it's HP to drop like a sinking rock. Skills that cause AoE bleed damage will also be incredibly useful in this fight. A Houndmaster (with Hound's Harry) & Jester (with Harvest) working in tandem can bleed the sucker dry in a few turns.
I would recommend the following team: a Leper (for Hew) in Rank 1, a Houndmaster in Rank 2, a Jester in Rank 3, and a Vestal or Occultist in Rank 4. An Occultist's Abyssal Artillery can be of great use here.
I would recommend the following team: a Man-at-Arms built for stunning in Rank 1, a Bounty Hunter in Rank 2, an Occultist in Rank 3 (with Healing, Vulnerability Hexes and Sacrificial Stabs) and a Plague Doctor in Rank 4.
I would recommend the following team: a Crusader in Rank 1, a Man-at-Arms in Rank 2 with Bolster, a Jester in Rank 3 with Battle Ballad & Inspiring Tune, and either a Vestal or Occultist in Rank 4.
Rysky |
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Rysky wrote:Can you also explain what a tight end is?John Kretzer wrote:Mistress Rysky,
I am reporting punishment due to me bringing up Football in the Blame Cosmo thread.
Good stool.
Please step into my office so that you may learn the correct meaning of wide receiver.
My parking spot.
Rysky |
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mechaPoet wrote:My parking spot.Rysky wrote:Can you also explain what a tight end is?John Kretzer wrote:Mistress Rysky,
I am reporting punishment due to me bringing up Football in the Blame Cosmo thread.
Good stool.
Please step into my office so that you may learn the correct meaning of wide receiver.
This is one of those questions that I love/hate because I had about a bajillion comebacks going through my head and had to pick just one XD
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If it helps, i got Mark Moreland to favorite one of my alias posts.
I haven't geeked out this much since i got Wes Schneider to favorite a Pharasma post. :-)
Edit: You can't tell, but I'm smiling right now... might need to keep avatar searching...
Rysky |
If it helps, i got Mark Moreland to favorite one of my alias posts.
I haven't geeked out this much since i got Wes Schneider to favorite a Pharasma post. :-)
Edit: You can't tell, but I'm smiling right now... might need to keep avatar searching...
Nice!