So, on the off-chance one of certain free-minded, non-boring evil is getting scooped up by some lawful evil types and getting contractually forced into helping them out with something, how would one go about not actually agreeing to anything while seeming to agree to their terms?
EULAs.
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Do you think the seven-branched sword is a cool/dignified monk weapon or a goofy/tacky monk weapon, especially considering the real-world original likely was ceremonial rather than a combat-functional weapon as its branches were super delicate?
Definitely cool. A lot of fantasy weapons are based on ceremonial real world weapons, just because we don't get to use them in RL doesn't mean we can't in our heads :3 and hey, we're talking about fantasy here where a bigass helmet with a chained beard is an actual weapon.
Is there balm in Gilead?
...and if so, how do we stamp out this cure-all before it spreads happiness and contentment to all?
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Give it to meeeeeeee.
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Why is America imploding? As a Canadian, this year has been somewhat like watching a family you love start beating each other to death with large fish.
It isn't just verbal anymore.
*looks in and licks its lips*
*eats 1860. election and all*
*burps after its favourite, an oral solution*
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Ugh, politics have invaded the thread. Gonna need to get a bunch of gobbos to come burn the whole thing down and start over.
GOBBOS?!?! NOT GREMLINS?!?!?!?!?!
Well, I never!
>:P
VICTORY!
AND NOW...
LET THE WILD RUMPUS BEGIN!
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I suppose the gremlins can help. Even though I hate them.
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Ugh, politics have invaded the thread. Gonna need to get a bunch of gobbos to come burn the whole thing down and start over.GOBBOS?!?! NOT GREMLINS?!?!?!?!?!
Well, I never!
>:P
Sorry Wumpums, I didn't know you liked to burn things as well.
That and I was expecting the goblins to take themselves out as well, Breath of the Wild style.
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Ugh, politics have invaded the thread. Gonna need to get a bunch of gobbos to come burn the whole thing down and start over.
I think that was the gibbon plan the entire time.
Personally a better solution to the 'politics' problem is to make this thread much more sexy...and dirty.
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Ugh, politics have invaded the thread. Gonna need to get a bunch of gobbos to come burn the whole thing down and start over.I think that was the gibbon plan the entire time.
Personally a better solution to the 'politics' problem is to make this thread much more sexy...and dirty.
Oh in that case then hands against the wall and ass out.
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Yes Mistress....
How did you get introduced to Paizo?
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the rest of you might want to move into the next room.
THE NEXT ROOM IS ON FIIIIIIIRE!
WHEEEE!...
Didn't I have a crew when this started?
Oh well.
WHEEEE!
the rest of you might want to move into the next room.THE NEXT ROOM IS ON FIIIIIIIRE!
WHEEEE!...
Didn't I have a crew when this started?
Oh well.
WHEEEE!
So you're... flaming hot?
*runs around, on fire, in the next room*
MAAAAHAAAAHAAAAHAAATT DAAAAAAAAAAMOOOHOOOON!!!
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*jumps into a bucket of used cleaning water*
*smokes, but clambers out of it not burning*
*looks at Rysky and probably tries to stand up straight*
Matt Damon!
*looks around and runs out of the next room*
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*jumps into a bucket of used cleaning water*
*smokes, but clambers out of it not burning*
*looks at Rysky and probably tries to stand up straight*
Matt Damon!
*looks around and runs out of the next room*
Wumpums is gonna be pissed that you used his bucket, that's his tripping bucket.
It's a family heirloom.
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Good Stool ^w^
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... uh, I'm too lazy to go fetch a gag at the moment so the rest of you might want to move into the next room.
Believe me, this is pretty tame stuff to anybody who's spent any length of time in a thread with GoatToucher.
Still, I'm impressed. Rysky, how do you make your furniture so 'accommodating' ?
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Good Stool ^w^
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... uh, I'm too lazy to go fetch a gag at the moment so the rest of you might want to move into the next room.
Believe me, this is pretty tame stuff to anybody who's spent any length of time in a thread with GoatToucher.
Still, I'm impressed. Rysky, how do you make your furniture so 'accommodating' ?
By very thoroughly breaking them in.
And keeping up maintenance ^w^
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Huh. So THAT'S what happened to my hat...
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Totally worth it.
... We don't sponge tinder, we BURNS IT!
... We don't sponge tinder, we BURNS IT!... If you torch MY stool I will twist you into a pretzel and bounce you into a blender.
(Meant tender. Stupid AC -_-)
I thought you meant Tinder, and had just forgotten to finish the sentence...
~Return... to tender... word choice all blown...
Return... to tender... no such clone...~
Are you going to answer Steve Geddes question?
I'm curious as well....
*jumps into a bucket of used cleaning water*
*smokes, but clambers out of it not burning*
*looks at Rysky and probably tries to stand up straight*
Matt Damon!
*looks around and runs out of the next room*
Wumpums is gonna be pissed that you used his bucket, that's his tripping bucket.
It's a family heirloom.
Yep, it's absolutely a family heirloom.
Of course it's Hunt's family and not mine, so no big.
Next time throw it at something breakable when your done with it: that's what I do!
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Are you going to answer Steve Geddes question?
I'm curious as well....
Ah! Thankies, I got distracted by the goblin burning the place down.
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How did you get introduced to Paizo?
(Sorry I missed this >_<) Hmm, let's see if I can remember.
I believe it was when my flesh group had finally gotten together and the GM offered the usual of 3.5 ORRRRRRRRRR this other thing he had just found out about called Pathfinder.
So we tried the new thing. And I fell in love.
Obviously wanting to know what all other stuff they had besides the Core book I wandered my way to the Paizo site.
But I didn't even make an account or otherwise interact with anyone until the flesh group whent on hiatus and, starved for gaming, got over my crippling fear of playing with strangers and applied to a PBP.
It kinda all snowballed from there.
Edit: just remembered it wasn't a hiatus, they kicked me out.
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They kicked you out? Who could kick out such a lovely sucubus dominatrix like you?!?
Let me guess they were a bunch of paladins?
In all seriousness it is tough getting kicked out of a game...I know from experience. I had no idea it was happening either.
So *Internet hugs*
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Edit: just remembered it wasn't a hiatus, they kicked me out.
That is one of the most surprising things I've ever read on the Internet.
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They kicked you out? Who could kick out such a lovely sucubus dominatrix like you?!?
Let me guess they were a bunch of paladins?
In all seriousness it is tough getting kicked out of a game...I know from experience. I had no idea it was happening either.
So *Internet hugs*
Thanks.
*hugs back*
It wasn't that, in game where we were playing Pathfinders one player wanted to switch characters so he had the GM write the character out as getting captured by Hellknights that were after him. They cut off his hands and tongue (he was playing a bard) and left them in a box with a note for the rest of us saying were they were going to take him to have him executed.
Everyone started preparing to go after him until the player introduced his new character at which point the whole mood changed. Everyone all of sudden wanted to go off and do f&#* all. I kept trying to keep everyone rallied but that annoyed them to the point one player said to my face "Why are you freaking out so much? He's got another character, we don't have to even go now."
The GM didn't like that though so he had Decemvirate order us to go rescue him (so we could play the game he had spent time one). So we found a wizard to teleport us, and he teleports like 3 of us (there was 9 altogether) to the city we need to go to and then happily chimes in that he can only do that 2 more times.
After everything else that had happened I wasn't in the best mindset so I thought the wizard was in on it so I borrowed a javelin from the cavalier and planted in the ground where the wizard was teleporting. He brings back 3 more party members and gets skewered.
The party captures my character and gets another wizard to teleport us back to Absalom so they can turn me over. All the while everyone's chanting in unison "Thinks for breaking the game".
I started arguing, then screaming, then I just had enough and got my stuff and left. I was told I was banned, and I didn't end up playing with them till about over a year later.
*shrugs*
At least some good came out of it, with no games to play I came to the Paizo forums.